Thank god this is only a two-parter....
THE AXIOM, PART 2
(We open on Noisemaze saving WALL-E seconds before the pod explodes, for whatever reason. He, Starscream, and the Autobots then watch as WALL-E and EVE kiss. Yay.)
(Back on the Axiom)
Shockwave: GO-4, did you send the plant away?
GO-4: Yup!
Shockwave: Excellent. Computer, initiate code A113. [Get it? Because Pixar lol i'm so clever]
(Back out in space)
Optimus Minor: So what's the deal with the plant?
EVE: It needs to be put in the Holo-Detector so we can return to Earth.
Fastfix: Aw, that'll be easy! [I thought Fastfix was the smart, stoic one?]
Noisemaze: Easy, you say? I beg to differ, Autobots.
Turborun: And... how'd you get here?
Noisemaze: Duh! We followed you guys!
Optimus Minor: Well, if you want the plant... you're not getting it! Turborun, Armorfist, Fastfix, Heavypunch, go take WALL-E and EVE to the ship! Everyone else, you're with me!
(Back on the Axiom)
Shockwave: You're sure the plant is away?
GO-4: Yes! I already said it was! Can I have a raise?
Shockwave: Yes, just let me-- (He spots EVE on the security cameras holding the plant. He then glares at GO-4)
GO-4: Eh-heh-heh.... [Honestly, these two are probably the most entertaining part about this crossover]
(Meanwhile, the Autobots are racing to the Holo-Detector)
Fastfix: What level did you say it was on?
EVE: Level 1138. [GET IT? BECAUSE STAR WARS LOL I'M SO CLEVER]
Shockwave: GO-4, activate all security!
(The Autobots evade lasers and somehow stumble across Shockwave's new, DOTM-inspired body. The Captain enters the bridge to find Shockwave transferring himself from AUTO's body to his new one)
Shockwave: Your usefulness, captain... is at an end.
GO-4: Sucks to be you.
[At this point, there's a scene where Omega Prime mopes to Kup. It's stupid and worthless so I'm not including it here]
(Once the process is complete, the upgraded Shockwave attacks the Autobots)
Turborun: EVE! WALL-E! Get the plant to the Holo-Detector!
(The two robots make a run for it only for Shockwave to grab WALL-E and crush him)
Shockwave: Give me the plant or he dies!
Optimus Minor: (shows up outta nowhere) No one dies. Not on my watch. Not while I still function!
Shockwave: Well, if it isn't the son of Optimus Prime. You're so much like your father. Always the hero. The problem with heroes, though, is that they have a tendency to die...
(While they fight, EVE laments over the injured WALL-E)
Fastfix: Do what you have to, EVE. I'll fix WALL-E.
(EVE starts to take the plant away only for GO-4 to get in her way)
GO-4: Not so fast! I ain't letting you guys win! Not when I've got a raise waiting for me!
(EVE blasts him away, puts the plant away, the ship jumps back to Earth, and... Shockwave is defeated just like that. While the humans and robots rejoice....)
Turborun: Should we send One-Eye here to Cybertron, boss?
Lightyear: My team and I will take him. We'll drop your team off at Animatron.
Turborun: But then how will we get off Animatron?
Optimus Minor: We'll worry about that when we get there. Let's roll out.
(While the Autobots return to the present, Starscream and Noisemaze watch them leave)
Starscream: Now what?
Noisemaze: We search for the two keys we lost here.
Starscream: And the jungle one?
Noisemaze: No worries. I've got a plan there. A big plan. HAHAHA!
To be continued
[Yes. That's it. That's the end of that. And now we finally move back to Animatron!... which is only two issues. Wonderful.]
FEATURED CHARACTERS
Autobots: Armorfist, Fastfix, Heavypunch, Kup, Lightyear, Omega Prime, Optimus Minor, Turborun
Decepticons: GO-4, Shockwave
Others: Captain, EVE, Noisemaze, Round Table, Starscream, WALL-E
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