ONE: WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST
Circuit ran as fast as his legs could take him, cursing himself the entire time.
Of all the times to try out enriched nucleon…
“Hurry up, Circuit! We can’t miss this!”
Swearing aloud, Circuit willed his motors to work themselves faster. The pearly white corridor of the Exitus seemed to stretch out longer and longer as he made his way to the hangar bay, where Longtooth in his gray and red transport mode was already waiting. This was supposed to be his big break, but he just had to screw it up. Ever since he had changed his function from trader to journalist, he had missed out on a number of big scoops, from the launch of the Lost Light to the terror campaign of the Grand Architect. And while he was not the first to cover the Council of Worlds’ initiative to restore the colony worlds from the Grand Architect’s attacks, he was going to be the first to get a chance to interview the one and only Thunderclash, one of the most famous Autobots after Optimus Prime himself. He could think of no better opportunity for himself.
And he just had to screw it up by locking up his transformation cog by filling up his fuel tank with enriched nucleon.
As Circuit finally closed the distance between him and the hangar, Longtooth converted to his robot mode and deployed his built-in camera.
“He’s already started speaking. Come on, let’s go.”
Readying his microphone, Circuit followed his camerabot into the crowd of mechs that had gathered at the edge of the hangar, right where the doors were. Standing before them, in his sparkling white and red armor, was Thunderclash, captain of the Exitus and hero of the Autobot Guard. His golden face beamed as he graced his audience with his booming yet sonorous voice.
“Nearly a year ago, the roads of Velocitron were ravaged by the destructive forces of the Grand Architect in their efforts to siphon it of its unique energon ore. The process of reconstruction has been a long and arduous one, but today we are here to bring that process to a conclusion!”
Cheers rang out from the crowd. Circuit pushed his way through the sea of bots as he attempted to make his way to get to the front of the audience. He thanked the Primes that Longtooth was taller than him and thus was able to still get footage of Thunderclash as they made their way towards him.
With a large red hand, Thunderclash gestured to a large yellow femme standing amongst the crowd. “Treadbolt here has brought the finest construction engineers from Cybertron and Caminus to help restore the streets of Speedia so that the Velocitronians may race again!”
Applause broke out and Circuit could have sworn he saw Treadbolt’s steel blue faceplate shift pigmentation. He disregarded it as he finally made his way to the front, bumping into a smaller black and white Camien bot as he did so.
“Watch it,” the Camien hissed at him.
Circuit did not offer any sort of apology as he looked up at Thunderclash, microphone at the ready. “Thunderclash, sir, if you don’t mind me asking—”
“While Treadbolt and her engineers are hard at work,” Thunderclash went on, as if no one had spoken to him, I will be leading an entourage to keep the people of Velocitron entertained while they wait for the chance to race again! Rather than watching the roads, people will be watching the skies as we perform all sorts of aerial stunts and maneuvers never seen before! All coordinated by none other than Aileron here!”
More applause broke out and Circuit realized it was directed at the black femme he had just brushed past. He slowly looked over at Aileron as she planted her hands on her hips and gave him a glare before beaming proudly at Thunderclash.
Clearing his vocal processor, Circuit tried to refocus himself as he turned back to Thunderclash. “Excuse me, captain, but I would like to ask you a few—”
“Now then, allow me to introduce you to the rest of our stars!” Thunderclash pointed to a blue and red mech near the front. “Hot Shot!”
Circuit leaned over to Longtooth and spoke to his camerabot on a frequency that only they could hear, to tune out the noise of the crowd. “You said the script for the speech ended at ‘may race again.’”
Longtooth shrugged sheepishly. “Thunderclash likes to improvise sometimes. I guess today is one of those times.”
“Minerva!”
Circuit sighed. “How much longer is he gonna go on…?”
“Ricochet!”
“Huh.” Longtooth tapped the side of his head. “That’s odd. I thought Ricochet was—”
“Circuit!”
Circuit blinked at the sound of his own name. He dared not move as the crowd suddenly went dead quiet. Even Thunderclash’s grin became a frown as he looked around.
“Circuit?”
Circuit slowly looked up at him and raised a finger. “Um, my name is Circuit, sir, but I believe uh—”
“Ah, excellent! Give it up for Circuit, everyone!”
“But, sir, I don’t think…” Anything Circuit was going to say was drowned out by the deafening applause. Behind Thunderclash, the hangar bay door began to open and Circuit’s metal exterior was greeted with the cold, roaring winds of Velocitron’s sky. As everyone braced themselves against the breeze, Thunderclash raised his voice so that he could still be heard.
“Team, get into position! It’s time for the show!”
“The show?! What show—ahh!” Circuit yelped as he was pushed forward by Aileron. He looked down at the Camien, whom he swore had a smirk on her pink faceplate. “Is this some kind of joke? Longtooth, help me out here!”
His camerabot offered him no words of advice as he simply waved at him. “Have fun, I guess.”
“No, no! This is some kind of mistake! I’m just a journalist! I’m not—”
He lurched forward as Aileron attached some sort of rocket pack onto his back. He was then guided over to where Thunderclash and the rest of his entourage were standing at the edge of the hangar.
“On the countdown to one!” Thunderclash held up three fingers. “Three!”
Hot Shot nudged Circuit with his elbow. “You ready to roll, buddy?”
“Two!”
Circuit could only stare ahead. “I think I’m gonna be sick.”
“One!”
With a gentle shove from Aileron, Circuit fell from the edge of the hangar and plummeted straight towards the ground below.
* * *
“They’ve started their broadcast. Are we rolling?”
“We better be.” In the shadows of a dark room, a pair of hands grabbed the sides of a camera and forced it to focus on a monstrous face. “We are rolling, aren’t we, Zoom Out?”
“Y-yes, Octopunch, sir,” a meek voice squeaked out.
“Heh. Sir. I like the sound of that.”
“Shut up. Just because you’re the spokesbot doesn’t mean you’re in charge.”
“It does now, Submarauder. Now be quiet.” Octopunch stepped back so that he was in frame, showing off his white and teal armored body. Purple tendrils, almost organic in nature, sprouted from his back, surrounding his diver-like helmet. “Greetings, Cybertron. We interrupt this broadcast with an important message: You are being deceived.”
“That motto is soooo outdated—”
“Submarauder, I swear to Primus I’m going to gut you.” Octopunch cleared his vocal processor. “As you may know, the Autobots whom you have entrusted with guidance and leadership have undertaken the remarkable endeavor of repairing their shattered worlds after the devastation they have suffered nearly a stellar cycle ago. A truly noble endeavor… and naive.
“Ask yourselves this, Cybertron: is it worth all of the time and resources to restore these colonies? Are those resources not better saved for our own home planet? Ask yourselves, what have these colonies done for us? What have they contributed to our society?”
Octopunch held up a disk-shaped object, small enough to fit into the palm of his hand. He pressed a button and the hologram of a spherical planet appeared from its projector. Tinted red, it was laced with interconnecting roads that covered the entire surface.
“Take Velocitron, for instance. Ever been to the Ibex Cup? Imagine that but using it as the backbone of your society. Velocitron chooses its leader by determining whoever is the fastest. No consideration of political acumen or charisma; no, it is only speed that determines the fate of an entire planet. Does that sound like a planet that can make a worthwhile contribution to the Cybertronian Commonwealth?”
Octopunch put away the hologram and walked to the right side of the screen. The camera followed him, revealing the sight of a gold-plated mech chained up to a wall, looking battered and beaten. Octopunch gestured to the golden bot as if he was presenting an exhibit at a museum.
“How about we ask someone native to the world, hm? What did you say your name was, again, kind sir? Electrons, wasn’t it?”
The gold bot seemed to barely have enough energy to lift up his head, his optics dim. “Electro….”
“Hmm. I liked mine better.” Octopunch placed a finger underneath Electro’s chin to lift up the mech’s drooping head, forcing him to look into the circular visor of his helmet. “Tell me, Electrons, who is the current leader of Velocitron?”
Electro groaned as he struggled to speak. “O-Override….”
“Uh-huh. And how was she chosen to be your planet’s leader?”
“She—she won the Speedia 500….”
“Indeed she did! And by no other merit was she chosen to become the leader of an entire planet.” Octopunch stepped away from Electro, turning back to face the camera. “And that is only an example of the flawed systems that plague the Autobots’ commonwealth. The Autobots themselves choose their leader based on affinity with a bauble tied to myths that have since been debunked. The beasts of Animatron continue to fight amongst themselves even after their planet has been wiped out. The Devisiens are stagnant. The Mini-Cons are scattered and thought extinct.
“Clearly there can only be one solution to address this issue. The Autobots’ futile attempts at establishing order have clearly failed, which can only leave the alternative: chaos.”
Octopunch extended a hand and another Cybertronian—a gray and maroon mech with a head resembling that of a skeletal ram—placed a vial in his palm. Opening the vial, Octopunch stepped over to Electro and held it over the golden bot.
“It has long been theorized that gold armor is the most vulnerable to corrosive elements. Let us test that, shall we?”
Electro’s stuttered protests quickly turned into screams as droplets of liquid fell from the vial and onto his gold armor plating. The metal instantly began to sizzle as it slowly broke apart, golden chips falling to the ground. Octopunch proceeded to dump the rest of the vial’s contents onto Electro before tossing it aside and stepping back up to the camera.
“That is the same corrosion that awaits our so-called ‘Golden Age.’ Rather then wait for the chaos that is to come, why not become the chaos? Become the change that you want to be.”
He held up his hands together, creating a vague “M” shape.
“We are Mayhem. And so are you.”
* * *
“Circuit. Hey, Circuit. You okay, buddy?”
Circuit groaned as his visual sensors switched back online and recalibrated themselves. His optics then focused on the frowning faces hovering over him, which he recognized as belonging to Hot Shot and Minerva.
“You kind of crashed out up there,” Hot Shot said. “Minerva thinks you went into stasis lock. Fortunately Aileron had emergency control over all of the rocket packs in case of that happening. Most of us aren’t exactly adept for flying, after all.”
“You don’t say?” Circuit snapped, sitting up even as Minerva tried to gently coax him back down. “I wasn’t even supposed to be here! I’m just a journalist trying to get the scoop on this whole thing! I wasn’t supposed to skydive with you!”
Hot Shot smiled sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his neck. “Yeah, that’s what I kinda figured. I’ve met the Circuit who was supposed to show up and she looks nothing like you. Plus, she’s a she, so…” He coughed awkwardly. “Sorry about that.”
Circuit sighed as he placed a hand to his head. “So, where is Thunderclash? And the others, for that matter?”
“Scanning the area,” Minerva explained. “We apparently experienced some kind of broadcast interruption. They’re looking to see where the signal could have come from.”
“Oh, yeah? I might be able to help with that.” Circuit pushed himself up to his feet, only to immediately lose his balance. Both Hot Shot and Minerva rushed to help him up. “Well, Longtooth might be able to, anyway. Let me try to hail him and….”
As he spoke, Circuit detected a ping from his comm. At first, he thought it was from Longtooth, but a quick read of the ID immediately indicated otherwise. As his logic processors struggled to make sense of what was happening, his distress was apparently obvious to Hot Shot and Minerva, as they once again regarded him with concern.
“What’s up?” Hot Shot asked.
“It’s…” Circuit shook his head. “Look, this might be a dumb question, but did you guys ever read Wreckers: Declassified?”
“You mean Fisitron’s series? Hell yeah, I did!” Hot Shot grinned at first before adopting a more solemn look. “Shame about what happened to him, though. That last entry he sent… when he died… that was probably the most harrowing thing I’ve ever read.”
Circuit slowly nodded. “Right. So, there’s another new entry.”
Hot Shot’s optics widened. “What?! But Fisitron—Ironfist—he’s supposed to be—”
“Dead, I know. Which probably explains the title of this datalog.”
Minerva frowned. “And what is that?”
“The dead come home.”
Hot Shot scoffed. “Yeah, that’s not ominous at all. Are we sure it’s not another hacking incident?”
Before anyone could answer him, the ground shook as an explosion went off in the distance. The three bots looked in the direction of where Velocitron’s roads were being rebuilt, and saw smoke billowing up into the sky.
“Whatever it means,” Minerva said, “I doubt it’s anything good.”
* * *
“Aileron! Get me a visual scan of the area and transmit a distress signal to the Exitus! Ricochet, stay close with me!”
Thunderclash drove across the rough terrain of Velocitron’s surface as he made his way to where the roads of Delta were under reconstruction. Up ahead, he could see a number of Velocitronians laying on the ground, some still functioning, others very much not so. He kicked on his speed boosters and sped ahead towards the scene, with Ricochet struggling to keep up.
As he closed in on the scene, Thunderclash transformed to robot mode and raised a hand to his comm. “Minerva, I need you over here! We’ve got a lot of wounded!” His optics then fell on a purple-and-black motorcycle femme, who was attending to an injured mech. “You, there! Do you know what just happened?”
“No, sir,” the femme replied. “It… it just happened out of nowhere. I think… I think the explosion came from the capitol building.”
Thunderclash looked over and saw that, indeed, the capitol building of Delta was ablaze, with a pillar of smoke rising from it into the sky. Pushing through the crowd of spectators, Thunderclash rushed towards the building.
“Everyone get back! Evacuate the area, immediately!”
“Are you crazy?!” exclaimed a member of the crowd. “Are you seriously going in there?!”
“Someone has to, and I’d rather it be me than you!” Thunderclash replied. “Now get back! I’ve got it handled!”
Transforming back to his truck mode, he accelerated towards the burning capitol. Upon reaching a gaping entrance that had been blown open in the wall, he rolled back into his robot mode and rushed in, pushing through smoke and stepping over deactivated bots littering the floor.
As he cleared his optical sensors, he spotted the body of Velocitron’s leader Override laying sprawled over a console. He rushed over to her and rolled her onto her back; to his relief, her optical sensors flickered back to life and she stared up at him with a dazed expression.
“T-Thunderclash?” she started to say.
“Override. What happened?”
“I… there was this mech. He walked in here with something strapped to his chest. He… he activated it before anyone could stop him….”
“A suicide bomber.” Thunderclash grimaced. “Do you remember what he looked like? Or what he said?”
“No… it wasn’t anyone I recognized, and I don’t recall him saying anything.” Rubbing her helm, Override pushed herself back onto her feet. “We can worry about the cause later. We need to help these bots.”
Thunderclash didn’t stop her as she rushed over to one of the fallen mechs. As he surveyed the scene around him, Ricochet came rushing into the room behind him, nearly tripping over one of the fallen bodies.
“Is, uh, everything all good here?” The black and white Autobot visibly winced at the senselessness of that question. “What exactly happened?”
“We’ll figure that out after we’ve helped the injured,” Thunderclash replied. “After that, we’ll convene and try to put the puzzle pieces together.”
“Do you think it has anything to do with that interrupted broadcast?”
“To be honest with you, Ricochet? I would be very surprised if it wasn’t….”
* * *
“It’s done. The message has been sent.”
“I still think we should have attacked them directly. Some of those guys don’t even look like fighters.”
“And that I why I am the brains of this operation and not you, Skullgrin. Striking now will only ruin our cause. We need to strike at the sparks of the people. Get them to rise up against the Autobots. Only then will we be able to succeed where those before us failed.”
“Uh-huh. Sure.” Skullgrin poked the motionless form of Electro, whose once bright gold plating was now coated in rust. “What do we do with this guy then? I think he’s still functioning, if barely….”
“Let them find him. Let him spread the word of what we’ve done to him. It will sow distrust. Uncertainty. Paranoia.”
Submarauder made an exasperated sound. “Enough with the big game talks, Octopunch. What’s our next step?”
“We have an appointment on Earth to meet. The natives of that world are already swinging on the pendulum of trust and mistrust towards the Autobots. It will be ripe for what we have in store.”
“For spark’s sake, Octo’, stop acting as if you’re the one calling the shots here. We all know you’re not.”
Octopunch whirled on Submarauder and jabbed a finger into his chest. “I was left in command of this specific operation and so you will respect my authority! Is that understood?”
Submarauder scowled at the other Decepticon before shrugging. “Fine. Whatever.”
“Good. Skullgrin, ready our transport. Our next destination awaits.”
THE DEAD COME HOME