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Monday, October 14, 2024

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 47: Matrix Quest, Chapter Eleven

     This is the last completed issue of Redux, although it does end on a bit of a cliffhanger.

    Date: 12/10/2012

END OF THE ROAD, PART 2

    JAZZ: (Narration) Have you ever had that feeling when, no matter what you did, no matter how much you tried, it just never seemed anything went right? I have. It's a really bad feeling.

    (Menasor grabs Windcharger)

    WINDCHARGER: AHH!

    HOT ROD: Windcharger!

    WINDCHARGER: No! Please! Don't--

    (Menasor gets shot in the arm)

    MENASOR: RRRARGH!

    HOT ROD: What the--?

    JAZZ: (Narration) But sometimes...

    OVERRIDE: Well, don't just stand there... (She flies in with reinforcements) Give him what he deserves!

    JAZZ: Override?!

    JAZZ: (Narration) ...Things take a turn for the better.

    BLURR: That's... unexpected.

    SWERVE: But totally awesome!

    JAZZ: You heard her, Autobots. Fire!

    MENASOR: RARRRGH!

    (Meanwhile...)

    ARMORHIDE: Evac, this is Armorhide! Another 'Con just broke through the cargo hold!

    EVAC: Hang in there, Armorhide! Prowl, can you pilot the ship?

    PROWL: Sure can.

    EVAC: Alright, you two. Let's go! Optimus, how's it going down there?

    OPTIMUS PRIME: One the scale of one to ten? Zero.

    LUGNUT: Prepare for your annihilation, Autobots!

    (Elsewhere...)

    SOUNDWAVE: Slick, status report.

    SLICK: We're still drilling through the crater, Soundwave. Progress is a little slow.

    SOUNDWAVE: Make it faster. The Autobots will soon figure out that we are stalling.

    LASERBEAK: Why don't you just have Lugnut use his POKE, destroy the Autobots, and be done with it?

    SOUNDWAVE: ...

    RAVAGE: Duh moment.

    SOUNDWAVE: Lugnut.

    LUGNUT: Yes, Soundwave?

    SOUNDWAVE: We must quicken our progress. Eradicate the Autobots at once.

    LUGNUT: With pleasure.

    OPTIMUS PRIME: Oh no... GET DOWN!

    (Lugnut delivers his punch, blasting a hole through Evac's ship that sends people flying out)

    SKYWARP: Gee, he could've given us a warning!

    SFX: THOOM!

    EVAC: Optimus! What happened?! Optimus? Optimus!

    (Velocitron...)

    BLURR: This really isn't going anywhere, is it?

    VELOCITRONIAN: Our weapons have no effect on him!

    JAZZ: Windcharger! Do you still have the Matrix shard?

    WINDCHARGER: Um... yeah?

    JAZZ: I want you to get up close to that giant and throw it into his mouth.

    WINDCHARGER: Uh... wouldn't that be, y'know, bad?

    JAZZ: Just do it.

    WINDCHARGER: Okay... I hope you know what I'm doing.

    MENASOR: RARGH! Nothing can stop Menasor!

    JAZZ: We'll see about that. (He readies a thermal detonator)

    WINDCHARGER: Hey, ugly! Yo! Over here!

    MENASOR: Grrr...

    WINDCHARGER: Open wide for me, fella! C'mon! Be brave! (Menasor opens his mouth) Good boy! Okay, time for your medicine!

    JAZZ: Yah! (He tosses the detonator into Menasor's open mouth) Windcharger! Get out of there!

    WINDCHARGER: Don't need to tell me twice!

    MENASOR: RRRGH! No! I--we--are Menasor! We can't end like this! No! No! NO! NOOO-- (He blows up)

    WINDCHARGER: Whoa.

    HOT ROD: Why didn't you think of that sooner?

    JAZZ: It's all part of being a special ops agent.

    SWERVE: Does that make sense to you?

    BLURR: Nope.

    JAZZ: Thank you for the assistance, Override.

    OVERRIDE: It's been my pleasure, Autobot Jazz.

    JAZZ: And thanks, Brakedown, for the shard.

    BRAKEDOWN: Don't mention it.

    JAZZ: Blurr, contact Optimus and then Magnus that we've found the shard on Velocitron. One down... three to go!

    (The Moon)

    SLICK: Soundwave! I think we've found something!

    RUMBLE: PULLLL! (He pulls out a blue Matrix shard)

    SOUNDWAVE: Excellent... Lugnut, it is time to leave.

    LUGNUT: Very well.

    OPTIMUS PRIME: Wha-- what's going on?

    LUGNUT: Like I'd tell you. Our victory is at hand!

    VECTOR PRIME: Stop right there!

    SOUNDWAVE: Vector Prime. I've heard of you. Let us see if your reputation precedes you.

    VECTOR PRIME: I cannot let you take that Matrix shard!

    SOUNDWAVE: And why not? Why is it you Autobots are after these shards?

    VECTOR PRIME: Because if they're not reunited in time, the universe will be in danger.

    SOUNDWAVE: Ah, yes. I've been told as much by an accomplice of mine. Why should I believe any of it?

    VECTOR PRIME: I know you, Soundwave. You don't believe in anything, except in pure logic.

    SOUNDWAVE: You have me confused with someone else; I live by facts, which can vary in how logical it is. Now, answer my question.

    VECTOR PRIME: I'm not sure I can do so in words you will understand. So instead, I will show you.

    SOUNDWAVE: What the-- (He gets shown a vision) Five planets... five shards... a ruler crazed with power... doom on Cybertron... harbingers of the end... and then... (vision ends) the Chaos Bringer.

    VECTOR PRIME: Yes.

    SOUNDWAVE: I thought he was a myth.

    VECTOR PRIME: You thought wrong.

    SOUNDWAVE: I suppose you are right. The shards must be united, instead of being used for my intent. But I will be the one to unite them. (He shoots Vector before driving off) Skywarp, prepare to take off... Set a course for Gigantion. We have won this battle.

    (The Decepticons leave, with the Autobots left stranded on the moon)

    TO BE CONCLUDED [Except not really because this is it]

    [next issue would have been an epilogue; next arc would've been titled "Rise of the Predacons"]

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Armorhide, Big Daddy, Blurr, Bumblebee, Crosswise, Evac, Hot Rod, Ironhide, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Ratchet, Sideways, Swerve, Vector Prime, Windcharger

    Decepticons: Blackout, Grindor, Laserbeak, Lugnut, Menasor, Ravage, Rumble (or Frenzy), Skywarp, Slick, Soundwave

    Others: Brakedown, Clocker, Override

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 46: Matrix Quest, Chapter Ten

     Date: 11/24/2012

END OF THE ROAD, PART 1

    JAZZ: (Narration) Great. Here we are, cornered by Decepticons. Even though we are pretty much equally numbered... I wasn't counting on a giant bot with a sword.

    (Motormaster has Clocker in his clutches)

    HOT ROD: Clocker! No!

    JAZZ: Hot Rod!

    DEAD END: Going somewhere?

    HOT ROD: Yeah. (He punches Dead End) My way! Let him go, Decepticon!

    MOTORMASTER: Hn. Typical. (He shoots Hot Rod in the shoulder) Now then, as for you... (Clocker zaps him) AGH! Why you little...

    BRAKEDOWN: That's no way to talk to kids, sonny.

    MOTORMASTER: Hn... You.

    BRAKEDOWN: I may be old, but I've still got what it takes.

    MOTORMASTER: *Sigh* I sure do get the weirdos a lot...

    (Earth...)

    BUMBLEBEE: Okay, I know this is a weird question, but... what are we going to do with the dead body? [referring to Thundertron's now-headless corpse]

    RATCHET: I don't think he's quite dead, Bumblebee. His spark is still intact, although it is fadign quickly.

    CROSSWISE: Well, it is Rossum's Trinity, isn't it? Destroy the brain module and the spark goes offline.

    RATCHET: Yeah, give me three good reasons why I should believe that scrapmetal. And the first two don't count.

    EVAC: Does the fact that his spark is completely gone suffice?

    RATCHET: Give me that! ...Yeah. He's dead.

    OPTIMUS PRIME: Well, we can't just leave him here, so...

    IRONHIDE: Let's just throw him into the ocean and be done with it.

    (They toss Thundertron's body into the ocean)

    OPTIMUS PRIME: Alrighty, that's all taken care of. Vector Prime, open a portal back to the Moon.

    VECTOR PRIME: Right.

    OPTIMUS PRIME: Evac, can you get your ship ready?

    EVAC: You bet.

    OPTIMUS PRIME: Good. Let's roll out!

    (Unbeknownst to them, they're being watched by Laserbeak, who flies back to Soundwave and his crew's ship)

    SOUNDWAVE: Laserbeak, report.

    LASERBEAK: The Autobots are about to leave Earth. They're heading for the Moon!

    SOUNDWAVE: Just as I predicted. Skywarp, Blackout, be ready to greet them. Then we shall find this "Matrix shard".

    (Velocitron; Brakedown and Motormaster clash blades)

    BRAKEDOWN: Why won't you just leave us alone?

    MOTORMASTER: We're not leaving until we have the Matrix shard!

    BRAKEDOWN: For the last time, the Matrix shard is stuck in a pot hole! I dropped it there while I was taking it to the security center!

    SWERVE: I totally called it.

    JAZZ: Autobots, let's roll!

    MOTORMASTER: Stunticons, after them!

    JAZZ: Where's the pot hole? Anyone see a pot hole?

    BLURR: This is ridiculous...

    SWERVE: I'm so awesome!

    (Motormaster closes in on them in truck mode)

    WINDCHARGER: Uh-oh... Stop right-- what the?! (Motormaster transforms and lunges at him, only to get zapped by... a Matrix shard in a pot hole!) Ha! Didn't think finding a Matrix shard would be so easy! Hey, guys! I found the shard! And it totally zapped Motormaster! (Behind them, cables and wires pull in the other Stunticons, fusing them with Motormaster) So let's contact Optimus and tell him that we... Why are you guys looking at me like that?

    MENASOR: Prepare yourselves, Autobots... for your untimely deaths by Menasor!

    (Meanwhile...)

    OPTIMUS PRIME: Well, there's our ship...

    EVAC: Backtrack, ready the tow cable!

    BACKTRACK: Yes, sir! Alright... need to get this right. One... two...

    (Skywarp teleports in and shoots at him)

    SKYWARP: BOO!

    BACKTRACK: AHH!

    SKYWARP: Well, Blackout, this looks like a new one!

    BLACKOUT: Sure he still breaks the same.

    BACKTRACK: Uh, Evac? Little problem here...

    SKYWARP: After you, my friend...

    BLACKOUT: Heh.

    BACKTRACK: *Gulp*

    CROSSWISE: Hang on, Backtrack! We're com-- (Backtrack's head falls at his feet) No!

    BLACKOUT: Heh-heh-heh! Who's next?

    OPTIMUS PRIME: Autobots, go help Crosswise and that other guy! It seems we're not out of the woods yet... far from it!

    TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Backtrack, Big Daddy, Blurr, Bumblebee, Crosswise, Evac, Hot Rod, Ironhide, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Sideways, Swerve, Vector Prime, Windcharger

    Decepticons: Blackout, Breakdown, Dead End, Drag Strip, Grindor, Laserbeak, Lugnut, Menasor, Motormaster, Runamuck, Skywarp, Soundwave, Wildrider

    Others: Brakedown, Clocker, Thundertron (corpse)