Transformers Regenerated Multiverse: The Fanon AllSpark Almanac

AUTOBOTS

Clipper

    Clipper is not a femme you should underestimate. A lot of 'bots overlook her because she's the secretary to Governor Riker, but they don't know that she fought bolts and nails to get to that position. She and I have crossed paths on more than one occasion given our respective positions, and let me tell you she knows how to get her way and get it quick. I'm not much for gossip, but there are some rumors that she's the one who calls the shots at Riker's office and I wouldn't go so far as to count that possibility out entirely. People say she's got her eyes on a seat (or something close to it) on the High Council; AllSpark preserve the Magnus whenever that happens. - Chromia

Groove

    I don't trust Groove. He means well, don't get me wrong. But he's one of those "free spirit" 'bots who's a little bit too free, if you ask me. His easy-going nature has gotten him into trouble in the past, and he's nearly gotten himself sent to the Stockade more than once. Out of all of us Protectobots, he's the one whose membership I question the most. Hopefully our Magnus knows what he's doing by putting us all together. - Rook

Hoist

    Hoist is a 'bot you always want to have around, especially if you don't have a medical officer on hand. He's more than happy to fix you up if you need a quick routine checkup or some maintenance work done. I don't think I've ever met a more cheerful 'bot in my life. He's probably one of the few Elite Guard bots who hasn't let the fame get to his head. And hey, he's earned his spot! Lately there's been some rumblings that a bot in some of Sentinel Prime-- er, Sentinel Magnus' political videos is supposed to be Hoist, but... c'mon. I hear the bot's got dreams of performing on the stage, but they have completely different body-types. I swear, the things you hear at the Old Oil House.... - Swerve

Hosehead

    HOSEHEAD IS A VERY NICE BOT! HE IS ALWAYS APOLOGIZING FOR THINGS EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT HIS FAULT! HE IS QUITE BRAVE AND COURAGEOUS, BUT SOMETIMES GETS FLUSTERED WHEN UNDER PRESSURE! HE IS EQUIPPED WITH VERY EFFICIENT FIRE RETARDANT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "KEEP IT DOWN?" - Siren

Hot Spot

    Hot Spot is the leader of us Protectobots and the most experienced of us. He fought in the Great War and took part in the Battle of Iacon, where he lost his Omega Sentinel. Some people say his crew had to drag him off the ship before it exploded. He's spent most of his years in retirement since then, so it was a surprise to pretty much everyone when Sentinel Magnus recommissioned him to serve as the leader of his Protectobot guard. Between you and me, I personally feel he isn't mentally suited for command. Combine his trauma with his selfless need to charge into battle... I fear that is going to be the death of him. - First Aid

Lifeline

    Ah, Lifeline. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. We served together during the war, rushing out onto the field to repair fallen Autobots in the middle of combat. She has always detested war and was something of a pacifist, although she knew how to fight when push came to shove. She was a very vocal opponent of the Magnus and fiercely condemned Project: Omega, which we had a bit of a falling out over due to my... involvement. After the war, she retired to Paradron, and we've been able to patch things up since then. I haven't heard from her since arriving on Earth. Maybe it's time to change that...  - Ratchet

Siren

    Siren's a great guy, don't get me wrong. It's just that he's, well... kind of loud. Very loud. Sorry, someone had to say it. To be fair, it's not something that's easy for him to control. I'm sure if I grew up in the Sonic Canyons, I would have my voice modulator permanently set on a high volume by default. Arcee's been trying to get him to mind his surroundings whenever he's speak, and to his credit he's been doing his best. You can't fault him for that. He gets along pretty well with Nightbeat and is always the first to tag along with her in her investigations. He's usually the one to provide the most reasonable explanation while Nightbeat does her big brain module thinking. - Hosehead

Sunstreaker

    Sunstreaker and I go way back, all the way to our days in boot camp. Even back then she was a bit full of herself, although she's mellowed out in the years since. She got her name 'cos she polished her armor so much the sun gleamed off her and nearly shorted out our drill sergeant's optical sensors. We were both pretty young and stupid during those days and would pull pranks on our fellow cadets. During the war, we applied our pranking skills to Decepticon fighting and developed the "Jet Judo" maneuver. Sunstreaker likes to take credit for that one, although I'm pretty sure I came up with the name. These days, Sunstreaker's been living life as a socialite, frequenting the same gossiping circles as 'bots like Tracks. I still message her every now and then, just to see how life's been treating her. - Sideswipe

DECEPTICONS

Cop-Tur

    No one really knows where Cop-Tur came from. He just kind of... showed up. Same deal as Crasher. In fact, those two were always hanging around each other and asking others about Cy-Kill for some reason. Strange. Anyway, Cop-Tur wasn't exactly the brightest sort, but he made up for it in sheer strength, making him an ideal member of the Decepticon Heavy Brigade. No one's seen him since the Great War, and many've just assumed he died with the rest of 'em. I can certainly tell you that no one's been missing him. - Spittor

Lyzack

    Rumor has it that the Autobots have begun developing their own flying soldiers. It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Still, reports of these two Autobot twins being able to form this combiner known as "Safeguard" have a few of us warlords concerned, myself included. As such, I have dedicated the resources and research necessary to create a Decepticon combiner of our own. The twins Lyzack and Leozack have volunteered for this operation, and Drillhorn has already come up with schematics for a gestalt that has been given the designation "Liokaiser." Soon, the Autobots will learn that the Decepticons will always maintain superiority in the skies!  - Deathsaurus

Rampage

    Rampage is the embodiment of the Autobots and their foolhardiness. During the Great War, prior to creating Project Omega, they attempted to counter the Decepticon Heavy Brigade by forcing a protoform into the Heavy Brigade body-type. However, the resulting creation was a violent monster that went on a rampage through Iacon, halted only by the efforts of Depth Charge and his team. To cover up their failure, the Autobots fabricated a backstory for Protoform X, labeling him an escaped Decepticon named Rampage, and interred him in Trypticon Prison's most secure cell. Many times have I been tempted to release him in order to expose the Autobots as the fools they are, but Lord Megatron insists that he remain where he is, as the destruction he could bring would be a detriment to even the Decepticons. - Shockwave

Runabout & Runamuck

    Oh, these two losers. There is nothing to say about Runabout and Runamuck. Or is it Runamuck and Runabout? Beats me. They are little more than two street thugs that signed up for the Decepticons because they thought it would get them somewhere in life, when really they're nothing more than cannon fodder. They are prone to pointless bantering and laughing at their own crude jokes. You won't see me shedding a tear when these two inevitably get themselves scrapped. In fact, I might even crack a smile. - Starscream

Slicer

    Magnificus was not ze only result of Operation: Doppelganger. When Shockwave retrieved the CNA of Perceptor, he also acquired samples of his partner Wheeljack. Slicer was created from these samples as a test run for the project. Unfortunately, he was not as much of a success as Magnificus; while a capable fighter, Slicer iz extremely single-minded and can only focus on one thing: destroying whatever is in front of him, whether it be Autobot or Decepticon. He ultimately became too much of a nuisance that he was sent to Ijarn with Magnificus to serve as his bodyguard. Hopefully Magnificus can get him to focus his processor and control his quick temper. - Scalpel

MIRROR AUTOBOTS

MIRROR DECEPTICONS

Mirror Soundwave

    Ugh, so lame. Soundwave was a robot that Dad made for me to bash around with, until that goody-two shoe Megatron got his hands on him. Now Soundwave's all about making people happy and sweet and stuff. What a loser. To make matters worse, he worked with those H.Y.B.R.I.D. nobodies and tried to turn Optimus and his 'bots good with some sort of VR world. Thankfully Bulkhead smashed him to pieces, so I don't have to listen to his poser music anymore. Good riddance. - Mirror Universe Sari

Transformers Multiverse: Animated Almanac Bios, Volume II

AUTOBOTS

Blades
   "If our team was to have a poster bot, Blades would be the last one I'd choose. His philosophy is that to beat the Decepticons, you must be like them. Though I don't agree with that line of thinking... at least he gets the job done. As his name suggests, he's good with swords. He also loathes his hovercraft mode and dreams of flying."- Hot Zone

Hot Zone
   "After Hot Spot Major had his... breakdown when Eta Supreme fell at the end of the war, his brother Hot Zone was chosen to replace him as our leader. He's not bad... I mean, he handles the ropes of leadership well. But the moment someone's in danger, he goes rushing into the flames without thinking. If this keeps up, we may need another leader...."- Streetwise

Outback
   "Heh, I didn't name Outback that for nothin'. This Nebulan-accented kid would rather explore the wide open Manganese Mountains than fight in a cornered spot. Sure, it's as insubordinate as Pit, but... at least he's good at tracking. It's... it's a shame what happened to him...."- Kup

Primal Major
   "From what I've heard of him, Primal Major sounds like the Autobot I could've been had I not been expelled from the Academy. Young and untested at first, then became special enough to get an Omega Sentinel bonded to him. When he vanished during the War, it felt like Cybertron had lost a great hero. Some days, I wish I had been able to have met him."- Optimus Prime

Rhinox
   "What do you get when you cross Bulkhead and Ratchet? You got Rhinox. While at times he can be as cranky and rusty as Pit, he's very tech-savvy and can lift things heavier than a Dyson cube. Right now he's working on a space bridge to find Primal Major. Yeah, good luck with that."- Bumblebee

Ricochet
   "Ricochet is the best there is at what he does... which is drive me up the wall! Seriously: he changes his name from what his instructor gave him; he paints the Valor's Flame on his chest without ever having officially received it; and he constantly claims to be Ultra Magnus' great-nephew! The only thing he really is good at is acute shooting... which he never hesitates to boast about. Primus have mercy on my spark."- Sentinel Prime

Side Burn

   "Yeah, Side Burn is what humans would call a typical teenager: mature sometimes, juvenile always. I've kinda lost count on how many times he's tried to impress a fembot and fail miserably. Nightracer seems to like him, though. Strange, but fitting, since Fire Prime tends to have a hard time handling the both of them."- X-Brawn

Tigatron
   "I find it hard to believe that Tigatron's made from the same mold as Cheetor; they're complete polar opposites! While Cheetor is chasin' down innocents, Tigatron is usually found meditating when he's on break. He enjoys visiting organic worlds and getting close to nature, and has a bond of sorts with the new recruit, Airazor. Sure, some may find him... different, but I don't mind working with him."- Sideswipe

DECEPTICONS

Barricade
   "When it comes to Decepticons, you usually get two separate categories: those who are loyal to Megatron, and those who aren't. Barricade fits in neither. He couldn't care less whether Megs becomes Cybertron's ruler or a pile of scrap on Junkion. He just follows whatever orders he's given, as long as he gets to kill something. Things to watch out for: He's got a flail arm. And he's usually hanging out with that freak, Frenzy."- Sideswipe

Blast Off
   "Blast Off is an enigma, even to me. Though he's been with us since the beginning, we only see him when we are needed as a group. Otherwise, he remains in space. He's so aloof that I've never heard him speak. In fact, he could be a fembot or something, for all I know."- Onslaught

Brawl
   "Heh heh. You don't want to get on Brawl's bad side. No, no, no. Heh heh. He won't think twice before tearing you apart, no, no, no. Definitely not someone to put on a stealth team. Heh. Heh heh. HA! HA! HA!"- Vortex

Bruticus
   "Psychological analysis complete. Hypothetical combination would require mass-shifting beyond measure and unanimous cooperation from all five components. Would be able to lift things up to 500,000 pounds and pulverize bridges with a 14,000 psi punch. Too much power for any of the components to handle. Highly unrecommended to go through with this process."- Flatline

Deathsaurus
   "Few can compete with Straxus in regards to pure evil. Deathsaurus- or Dezaras, as he goes by in the Destron dialect- is the epitome of diabolical. Terror is pretty much the only thing he needs to conquer a world. Heck, even Megatron is wary of him. The only Autobot who's dared to face him is someone called Star Saber. Wonder how long he'll last in a fight...."- Barricade

Dynobot
   "Ze clone named Dynobot iz most peculiar. Vhere as his template Longrack is egotistical, Dynobot is honorable. Perhaps too honorable. Ze others are wary of him- especially Fracture- and he may one day stray from the Decepticon cause. Besides that, he iz very skilled in melee combat and wields poetic skills that vould give Sky-Byte pause, heh heh."- Scalpel

Onslaught
   "Ah, Onslaught. Now that's a bot with a good taste for weaponry. Many consider him one of the greatest tactical minds; even the Autobots envy his cunning. The Combaticons couldn't have found a better leader."- Swindle

Scrash
   "AGGH! MY OPTICS! THEY BURN! Scrash iz quite the enigma. He served as Megatron's Air General during the war. He haz since vanished. I don't trust him! He's always changing his body! He must be the reason no one has seen Skyquake in stellar cycles!"- Blitzwing

Shadow Striker

   "Okay, seriously: what was the point of creating her? Do we need clones of every Autobot, even that Wheelie guy? Is Straxus just obsessed with clones? All Shadow Striker's done is drive us up the walls! She always acts like she's our boss when Nemesis isn't around. Seriously, what's the point?!"- Storm Cloud

Venom
   "No one could say they knew Venom. Of all those on the Heavy Brigade, he was the least you'd see in battle. Instead, he shied away from his comrades and buried himself with his studies on psychological warfare. I often worked with him, but he liked to steal my formulas. Then, one day, boom; a Cosmic Rust bomb blows up in his face. Sad."- Oil Slick

Virulent Clones
   "I've always been fascinated by Blackarachnia's experiments. Apparently, we were on the same page when it came to techno-organics, for I had no knowledge of her Predacons when I created the Virulent Clones. Great minds think alike, I suppose. Anyway, these creatures are just that; creatures who obey my every command. What more could a Decepticon warlord ask for?"- Deathsaurus 

Vortex
   "Vortex's got a screw loose. Always cacklin' and repeatin' monosyllabic words. He likes to capture Autobots and take 'em for a spin before droppin' 'em several hundred hics in the air. He ain't right in the head."- Brawl

OTHERS

Sentinel Supreme

   "...Who?"- Sentinel Prime

   "Doesn't ring a bell."- Bumblebee

   "I can not say I have heard of that name. Quite a... peculiar one."- Alpha Trion

   "Sounds like an Omega Sentinel, but they all used names like Omega, Beta, Gamma...."- Wheeljack

   "Not someone I've trained. I wouldn't have given 'em a dumb name like that."- Kup

   "I don't know him, but he sounds scary...."- Skywarp

   "Whoever he is, he's not worthy of my recognition."- Thundercracker

   "Are you blind? I'm Sentinel Supreme!"- Ramjet

   "The magnificent Sentinel Supreme has yet to take the courtesy of speaking with me."- Sunstorm

   "Might be someone I suckered- er, I mean, done business with."- Swindle

   "Seriously, who?"- Sentinel Prime

Transformers Multiverse: Animated- Almanac Bios, Volume I

For an upcoming comic series I have planned.

AUTOBOTS

Drift

   "Drift... means well. Truly. He is simply in need of discipline. After he was protoformed, he was taken by a Decepticon named Turmoil and was named 'Deadlock'. He was then rescued by Devcon and brought under my care. I shall do what I can to teach him the ways of the Cyber-Ninja... and hopefully make Sensei Yoketron- rest his spark- proud."- Dai Atlas

Guzzle

   "Ha! Talk about short! Guzzle has been the rear end of several jokes... though never from the same person twice. Hey, this guy was able to endure Cosmic Rust. He's tougher than he looks. He carries this gun around called 'The Judge'. I guess because it... judges your fate? Something like that. He also seems to carry some sort of grudge against Kup. No idea what the old coot did to him."- Rotorstorm

Longrack

   "Longrack is... how should I put this? Uptight, stuck-up, boastful, and an outright pain in the afterburner. I'm sure his name was 'Killjoy' before he renamed himself after Longrack Major. The only positive I can think of is... he's good at machines. There. That's it."- Stampy

Nightracer

   "*sigh* Right. Nightracer. Quite a strange case. Used to be a Decepticon until she decided to desert. 'Cons weren't happy with that, so they tried to kill her. If it weren't for me, she'd probably be scrap. Anyway, she's pretty quiet. Shy. Reserved. What have you. She seems to be more comfortable around Side Burn, strangely. Ain't that the case..."- Fire Prime

Pyro

   "Pyro is a peculiar case. He seems to suffer from primus apotheosis, which makes him wish to emulate Ultra Magnus, to the point of changing his body to resemble him. He is, nonetheless, a promising warrior and may one day make it into the Elite Guard."- Rung

Quickslinger

   "Yeesh. This is one girl you don't want to get on the bad side of. Sure, she's nice and friendly- most of the time. But if you so much as imply that she's not tough... yeah, you get proven otherwise. Take it from someone who knows."- Skram

Rotorstorm

   "Rotorstorm is great, don't get me wrong. A skilled warrior, he took part in the War of the Waves on Antilla. However, since then, he's become boastful and attention-seeking. I sometimes wonder if he's trying to hide a different self."- Guzzle

Wing Saber

   "Wing Saber is a capable warrior and tactician. However, he often tries too hard to impress me or other superiors. One day, I'm sure, he'll realize that it doesn't take much to impress a Magnus."- Ultra Magnus

DECEPTICONS

Bludgeon

   "I remember Bludgeon well from my days as a Cyber-Ninja. He is quite ferocious in the ways of Metallikato- more so than me. After the war ended, he became what we call a Star Seeker: ex-Decepticons who have taken up piracy and thievery. He commands a ship called the Dark Heart."- Lockdown

Bug Bite

   "Bug Bite is a clone using ze popular 65356-9292-346 body-type. He haz a rather keen mind on science. He's an irritating thief! He's always stealing others ideas for himself! Oh, but he turns into the cutest little white car! Vroom! Vroom!"- Blitzwing

Cannonball

   "Arr! If it not be me ol' rival Cannonball! Cap'n of the accurs'd Sea Slag, he and I have been at war fer stellar cycles. Arr, one day I'll see his overblown body dumped onto the planet o' junk, even if it takes every last drop o' me energon!"- Bludgeon

Dirge

   "It's not fair. How come he gets to be higher up in this blog post? Why is he so special? Why do I get the short end of the stick? Dirge is just a greedy glutton. Is it too much to ask?"- Thrust

Darkwing

   "Darkwing, along with Dreadwind, is one of the first clones Scalpel and I were commissioned to create for Straxus' building army. Like his 'brother', Darkwing has a depressed outlook on life and tries to make others miserable so that he won't feel so bad. Similar to Dreadwind's ice abilities, Darkwing can create blizzards."- Oil Slick

Dreadwind

   "Dreadwind is the type of bot who could take the fun out of petting a bumble-puppy. If someone in the room isn't down in the dumps, he does whatever he can to change that. Fittingly enough, he can control ice. Huh. Poetry even Sky-Byte would like."- Barricade

Dreadwing

   "Tremble with fear, Autobots! You are no longer the only ones with a combiner! Dreadwing shall freeze your world so that I may tear it apart with my axe! THIS I COMMAND!"- Straxus

Flamewar

   "I find Flamewar to be the epitome of unhinged. One moment, she will be fawning over Lord Megatron- almost as bad as Lugnut- and the next, she'll be decrying his name, praying for the Great Devourer to rid the universe of him. And don't get me started when she's in battle. If she dares to take direct action against Megatron, I will have no choice but to remove her."- Cyclonus

Fracture

   "I often wonder if Lugnut tampers with these clones. Fracture is yet another addition to what I like to call the 'Megatron Fan Club'. She is not unlike her 'sister' Flamewar in that case, for she is quite the lunatic. Scalpel built in seismic generators into her legs, allowing her to generate earthquakes."- Rollbar

Hardshell

   "Hardshell is a powerhouse to be reckoned with. Unlike most Decepticons of his caliber, he is quite bright and is not a die-hard fan of Megatron. He is not quite fond of Straxus either. He is in command of Bombshell's clones."- Sharpshot

Kickback

   "Kickback is the lead Insecticon only because he actually has brains. He gives Swindle a run for his money when it comes to charming people and blackmailing them. Unlike his brothers, he doesn't have a very special ability. So he can jump high. So what?"- Hardshell

Overlord

   "Overlord is not the first to bear the name. After the previous one deserted, this Overlord came upon the scene and began decimating our numbers on Caldoon IV. After the war, he simply vanished. But I know he's out there, biding for the right moment to strike."- Kup

Rollbar

   "Ah, Rollbar. Now that's a bot I won't forget. Not only does he share a great body-type with yours truly, but he's also one of my most frequent customers. He's got weaponry hidden all over his chassis! Seriously, I've always had a pleasure doing business with him!"- Swindle

Sharpshot

   "Wow. Now, I don't say this often, but Sharpshot is a beauty! Not just in looks, but when she's in action, too! However, she has the personality of a nano-flea and always talks with a monotone. And she never uses contractions. She's in command of Shrapnel's clones, 'cause he's too dumb to do it himself. So... is it my turn, yet?"- Kickback

Shrapnel and Bombshell

   "Yeah, these guys... aren't the brightest tools in the shed. I mean, they're good for what they can do: Shrapnel can control lightning, Bombshell can shoot out cerebro-shells, and the both of them can create clones of themselves. But other than that... they're just a pair of mooks."- Kickback

Six Shot

   "I have not seen my spark-brother since the end of the war. Where I am cunning and loyal to the Decepticon cause, he is conniving and treacherous. No Decepticon missed him when he was incarcerated, and to this day he remains in Trypticon Prison. However, I will admit myself to be curious of his 'Six-Changer' studies."- Shockwave  

Slicer

   "After ze utter failure zat vas Operation: Doppelganger, Oil Slick and I attempted to make our own clones. Though it resulted in failures like Toxitron, ve vere able to created Slicer using the CNA of ze Autobot Wheeljack. While he iz not of ze scientific mind, Slicer iz keen on attack strategies and iz a skilled demolitions expert. A better result than Doppelganger, certainly."- Scalpel 

Tarantulas

   "I created and named Tarantulas in the honor of a Decepticon soldier who fell victim to Oil Slick's Cosmic Rust during the war. Of course, she's a she, where as the original was male, but I have a limited amount of CNA to go off of for my Predacon clones. Given that she shares her namesake's eye for science, I'm sure Tarantulas will prove helpful for creating future Predacons."- Blackarachnia

Terrorsaur

   "Waspinator not like Bird Bot! Waspinator wanted to be special and be only flying bot. But nooo, Spider Lady had to go make another one! Why universe hate Waspinator?"- Waspinator

Thrust

   "Hey! Why do I have to share a blog post with him? Why can't I have it all to myself? Thrust is just an envious loser! This page is mine, I tell you! Mine! Mine! MINE!"- Dirge