Sunday, November 3, 2013

Transformers Multiverse: Animated Almanac Bios, Volume II

AUTOBOTS
Blades
   "If our team was to have a poster bot, Blades would be the last one I'd choose. His philosophy is that to beat the Decepticons, you must be like them. Though I don't agree with that line of thinking... at least he gets the job done. As his name suggests, he's good with swords. He also loathes his hovercraft mode and dreams of flying."- Hot Zone

Hot Zone
   "After Hot Spot Major had his... breakdown when Eta Supreme fell at the end of the war, his brother Hot Zone was chosen to replace him as our leader. He's not bad... I mean, he handles the ropes of leadership well. But the moment someone's in danger, he goes rushing into the flames without thinking. If this keeps up, we may need another leader...."- Streetwise

Outback
   "Heh, I didn't name Outback that for nothin'. This Nebulan-accented kid would rather explore the wide open Manganese Mountains than fight in a cornered spot. Sure, it's as insubordinate as Pit, but... at least he's good at tracking. It's... it's a shame what happened to him...."- Kup

Primal Major
   "From what I've heard of him, Primal Major sounds like the Autobot I could've been had I not been expelled from the Academy. Young and untested at first, then became special enough to get an Omega Sentinel bonded to him. When he vanished during the War, it felt like Cybertron had lost a great hero. Some days, I wish I had been able to have met him."- Optimus Prime

Rhinox
   "What do you get when you cross Bulkhead and Ratchet? You got Rhinox. While at times he can be as cranky and rusty as Pit, he's very tech-savvy and can lift things heavier than a Dyson cube. Right now he's working on a space bridge to find Primal Major. Yeah, good luck with that."- Bumblebee

Ricochet
   "Ricochet is the best there is at what he does... which is drive me up the wall! Seriously: he changes his name from what his instructor gave him; he paints the Valor's Flame on his chest without ever having officially received it; and he constantly claims to be Ultra Magnus' great-nephew! The only thing he really is good at is acute shooting... which he never hesitates to boast about. Primus have mercy on my spark."- Sentinel Prime

Side Burn
   "Yeah, Side Burn is what humans would call a typical teenager: mature sometimes, juvenile always. I've kinda lost count on how many times he's tried to impress a fembot and fail miserably. Nightracer seems to like him, though. Strange, but fitting, since Fire Prime tends to have a hard time handling the both of them."- X-Brawn

Tigatron
   "I find it hard to believe that Tigatron's made from the same mold as Cheetor; they're complete polar opposites! While Cheetor is chasin' down innocents, Tigatron is usually found meditating when he's on break. He enjoys visiting organic worlds and getting close to nature, and has a bond of sorts with the new recruit, Airazor. Sure, some may find him... different, but I don't mind working with him."- Sideswipe
DECEPTICONS
Barricade
   "When it comes to Decepticons, you usually get two separate categories: those who are loyal to Megatron, and those who aren't. Barricade fits in neither. He couldn't care less whether Megs becomes Cybertron's ruler or a pile of scrap on Junkion. He just follows whatever orders he's given, as long as he gets to kill something. Things to watch out for: He's got a flail arm. And he's usually hanging out with that freak, Frenzy."- Sideswipe

Blast Off
   "Blast Off is an enigma, even to me. Though he's been with us since the beginning, we only see him when we are needed as a group. Otherwise, he remains in space. He's so aloof that I've never heard him speak. In fact, he could be a fembot or something, for all I know."- Onslaught

Brawl
   "Heh heh. You don't want to get on Brawl's bad side. No, no, no. Heh heh. He won't think twice before tearing you apart, no, no, no. Definitely not someone to put on a stealth team. Heh. Heh heh. HA! HA! HA!"- Vortex

Bruticus
   "Psychological analysis complete. Hypothetical combination would require mass-shifting beyond measure and unanimous cooperation from all five components. Would be able to lift things up to 500,000 pounds and pulverize bridges with a 14,000 psi punch. Too much power for any of the components to handle. Highly unrecommended to go through with this process."- Flatline

Deathsaurus
   "Few can compete with Straxus in regards to pure evil. Deathsaurus- or Dezaras, as he goes by in the Destron dialect- is the epitome of diabolical. Terror is pretty much the only thing he needs to conquer a world. Heck, even Megatron is wary of him. The only Autobot who's dared to face him is someone called Star Saber. Wonder how long he'll last in a fight...."- Barricade

Dynobot
   "Ze clone named Dynobot iz most peculiar. Vhere as his template Longrack is egotistical, Dynobot is honorable. Perhaps too honorable. Ze others are wary of him- especially Fracture- and he may one day stray from the Decepticon cause. Besides that, he iz very skilled in melee combat and wields poetic skills that vould give Sky-Byte pause, heh heh."- Scalpel

Onslaught
   "Ah, Onslaught. Now that's a bot with a good taste for weaponry. Many consider him one of the greatest tactical minds; even the Autobots envy his cunning. The Combaticons couldn't have found a better leader."- Swindle

Scrash
   "AGGH! MY OPTICS! THEY BURN! Scrash iz quite the enigma. He served as Megatron's Air General during the war. He haz since vanished. I don't trust him! He's always changing his body! He must be the reason no one has seen Skyquake in stellar cycles!"- Blitzwing

Shadow Striker
   "Okay, seriously: what was the point of creating her? Do we need clones of every Autobot, even that Wheelie guy? Is Straxus just obsessed with clones? All Shadow Striker's done is drive us up the walls! She always acts like she's our boss when Nemesis isn't around. Seriously, what's the point?!"- Storm Cloud

Venom
   "No one could say they knew Venom. Of all those on the Heavy Brigade, he was the least you'd see in battle. Instead, he shied away from his comrades and buried himself with his studies on psychological warfare. I often worked with him, but he liked to steal my formulas. Then, one day, boom; a Cosmic Rust bomb blows up in his face. Sad."- Oil Slick

Virulent Clones
   "I've always been fascinated by Blackarachnia's experiments. Apparently, we were on the same page when it came to techno-organics, for I had no knowledge of her Predacons when I created the Virulent Clones. Great minds think alike, I suppose. Anyway, these creatures are just that; creatures who obey my every command. What more could a Decepticon warlord ask for?"- Deathsaurus 

Vortex
   "Vortex's got a screw loose. Always cacklin' and repeatin' monosyllabic words. He likes to capture Autobots and take 'em for a spin before droppin' 'em several hundred hics in the air. He ain't right in the head."- Brawl
OTHERS
Sentinel Supreme
   "...Who?"- Sentinel Prime
   "Doesn't ring a bell."- Bumblebee
   "I can not say I have heard of that name. Quite a... peculiar one."- Alpha Trion
   "Sounds like an Omega Sentinel, but they all used names like Omega, Beta, Gamma...."- Wheeljack
   "Not someone I've trained. I wouldn't have given 'em a dumb name like that."- Kup
   "I don't know him, but he sounds scary...."- Skywarp
   "Whoever he is, he's not worthy of my recognition."- Thundercracker
   "Are you blind? I'm Sentinel Supreme!"- Ramjet
   "The magnificent Sentinel Supreme has yet to take the courtesy of speaking with me."- Sunstorm
   "Might be someone I suckered- er, I mean, done business with."- Swindle
   "Seriously, who?"- Sentinel Prime

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