For an upcoming comic series I have planned.
AUTOBOTS
Drift
"Drift... means well. Truly. He is simply in need of discipline. After he was protoformed, he was taken by a Decepticon named Turmoil and was named 'Deadlock'. He was then rescued by Devcon and brought under my care. I shall do what I can to teach him the ways of the Cyber-Ninja... and hopefully make Sensei Yoketron- rest his spark- proud."- Dai Atlas
Guzzle
"Ha! Talk about short! Guzzle has been the rear end of several jokes... though never from the same person twice. Hey, this guy was able to endure Cosmic Rust. He's tougher than he looks. He carries this gun around called 'The Judge'. I guess because it... judges your fate? Something like that. He also seems to carry some sort of grudge against Kup. No idea what the old coot did to him."- Rotorstorm
Longrack
"Longrack is... how should I put this? Uptight, stuck-up, boastful, and an outright pain in the afterburner. I'm sure his name was 'Killjoy' before he renamed himself after Longrack Major. The only positive I can think of is... he's good at machines. There. That's it."- Stampy
Nightracer
"*sigh* Right. Nightracer. Quite a strange case. Used to be a Decepticon until she decided to desert. 'Cons weren't happy with that, so they tried to kill her. If it weren't for me, she'd probably be scrap. Anyway, she's pretty quiet. Shy. Reserved. What have you. She seems to be more comfortable around Side Burn, strangely. Ain't that the case..."- Fire Prime
Pyro
"Pyro is a peculiar case. He seems to suffer from primus apotheosis, which makes him wish to emulate Ultra Magnus, to the point of changing his body to resemble him. He is, nonetheless, a promising warrior and may one day make it into the Elite Guard."- Rung
Quickslinger
"Yeesh. This is one girl you don't want to get on the bad side of. Sure, she's nice and friendly- most of the time. But if you so much as imply that she's not tough... yeah, you get proven otherwise. Take it from someone who knows."- Skram
Rotorstorm
"Rotorstorm is great, don't get me wrong. A skilled warrior, he took part in the War of the Waves on Antilla. However, since then, he's become boastful and attention-seeking. I sometimes wonder if he's trying to hide a different self."- Guzzle
Wing Saber
"Wing Saber is a capable warrior and tactician. However, he often tries too hard to impress me or other superiors. One day, I'm sure, he'll realize that it doesn't take much to impress a Magnus."- Ultra Magnus
DECEPTICONS
Bludgeon
"I remember Bludgeon well from my days as a Cyber-Ninja. He is quite ferocious in the ways of Metallikato- more so than me. After the war ended, he became what we call a Star Seeker: ex-Decepticons who have taken up piracy and thievery. He commands a ship called the Dark Heart."- Lockdown
Bug Bite
"Bug Bite is a clone using ze popular 65356-9292-346 body-type. He haz a rather keen mind on science. He's an irritating thief! He's always stealing others ideas for himself! Oh, but he turns into the cutest little white car! Vroom! Vroom!"- Blitzwing
Cannonball
"Arr! If it not be me ol' rival Cannonball! Cap'n of the accurs'd Sea Slag, he and I have been at war fer stellar cycles. Arr, one day I'll see his overblown body dumped onto the planet o' junk, even if it takes every last drop o' me energon!"- Bludgeon
Dirge
"It's not fair. How come he gets to be higher up in this blog post? Why is he so special? Why do I get the short end of the stick? Dirge is just a greedy glutton. Is it too much to ask?"- Thrust
Darkwing
"Darkwing, along with Dreadwind, is one of the first clones Scalpel and I were commissioned to create for Straxus' building army. Like his 'brother', Darkwing has a depressed outlook on life and tries to make others miserable so that he won't feel so bad. Similar to Dreadwind's ice abilities, Darkwing can create blizzards."- Oil Slick
Dreadwind
"Dreadwind is the type of bot who could take the fun out of petting a bumble-puppy. If someone in the room isn't down in the dumps, he does whatever he can to change that. Fittingly enough, he can control ice. Huh. Poetry even Sky-Byte would like."- Barricade
Dreadwing
"Tremble with fear, Autobots! You are no longer the only ones with a combiner! Dreadwing shall freeze your world so that I may tear it apart with my axe! THIS I COMMAND!"- Straxus
Flamewar
"I find Flamewar to be the epitome of unhinged. One moment, she will be fawning over Lord Megatron- almost as bad as Lugnut- and the next, she'll be decrying his name, praying for the Great Devourer to rid the universe of him. And don't get me started when she's in battle. If she dares to take direct action against Megatron, I will have no choice but to remove her."- Cyclonus
Fracture
"I often wonder if Lugnut tampers with these clones. Fracture is yet another addition to what I like to call the 'Megatron Fan Club'. She is not unlike her 'sister' Flamewar in that case, for she is quite the lunatic. Scalpel built in seismic generators into her legs, allowing her to generate earthquakes."- Rollbar
Hardshell
"Hardshell is a powerhouse to be reckoned with. Unlike most Decepticons of his caliber, he is quite bright and is not a die-hard fan of Megatron. He is not quite fond of Straxus either. He is in command of Bombshell's clones."- Sharpshot
Kickback
"Kickback is the lead Insecticon only because he actually has brains. He gives Swindle a run for his money when it comes to charming people and blackmailing them. Unlike his brothers, he doesn't have a very special ability. So he can jump high. So what?"- Hardshell
Overlord
"Overlord is not the first to bear the name. After the previous one deserted, this Overlord came upon the scene and began decimating our numbers on Caldoon IV. After the war, he simply vanished. But I know he's out there, biding for the right moment to strike."- Kup
Rollbar
"Ah, Rollbar. Now that's a bot I won't forget. Not only does he share a great body-type with yours truly, but he's also one of my most frequent customers. He's got weaponry hidden all over his chassis! Seriously, I've always had a pleasure doing business with him!"- Swindle
Sharpshot
"Wow. Now, I don't say this often, but Sharpshot is a beauty! Not just in looks, but when she's in action, too! However, she has the personality of a nano-flea and always talks with a monotone. And she never uses contractions. She's in command of Shrapnel's clones, 'cause he's too dumb to do it himself. So... is it my turn, yet?"- Kickback
Shrapnel and Bombshell
"Yeah, these guys... aren't the brightest tools in the shed. I mean, they're good for what they can do: Shrapnel can control lightning, Bombshell can shoot out cerebro-shells, and the both of them can create clones of themselves. But other than that... they're just a pair of mooks."- Kickback
Six Shot
"I have not seen my spark-brother since the end of the war. Where I am cunning and loyal to the Decepticon cause, he is conniving and treacherous. No Decepticon missed him when he was incarcerated, and to this day he remains in Trypticon Prison. However, I will admit myself to be curious of his 'Six-Changer' studies."- Shockwave
Slicer
"After ze utter failure zat vas Operation: Doppelganger, Oil Slick and I attempted to make our own clones. Though it resulted in failures like Toxitron, ve vere able to created Slicer using the CNA of ze Autobot Wheeljack. While he iz not of ze scientific mind, Slicer iz keen on attack strategies and iz a skilled demolitions expert. A better result than Doppelganger, certainly."- Scalpel
Tarantulas
"I created and named Tarantulas in the honor of a Decepticon soldier who fell victim to Oil Slick's Cosmic Rust during the war. Of course, she's a she, where as the original was male, but I have a limited amount of CNA to go off of for my Predacon clones. Given that she shares her namesake's eye for science, I'm sure Tarantulas will prove helpful for creating future Predacons."- Blackarachnia
Terrorsaur
"Waspinator not like Bird Bot! Waspinator wanted to be special and be only flying bot. But nooo, Spider Lady had to go make another one! Why universe hate Waspinator?"- Waspinator
Thrust
"Hey! Why do I have to share a blog post with him? Why can't I have it all to myself? Thrust is just an envious loser! This page is mine, I tell you! Mine! Mine! MINE!"- Dirge
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