AUTOBOTS
Clipper
Clipper is not a femme you should underestimate. A lot of 'bots overlook her because she's the secretary to Governor Riker, but they don't know that she fought bolts and nails to get to that position. She and I have crossed paths on more than one occasion given our respective positions, and let me tell you she knows how to get her way and get it quick. I'm not much for gossip, but there are some rumors that she's the one who calls the shots at Riker's office and I wouldn't go so far as to count that possibility out entirely. People say she's got her eyes on a seat (or something close to it) on the High Council; AllSpark preserve the Magnus whenever that happens. - Chromia
Groove
I don't trust Groove. He means well, don't get me wrong. But he's one of those "free spirit" 'bots who's a little bit too free, if you ask me. His easy-going nature has gotten him into trouble in the past, and he's nearly gotten himself sent to the Stockade more than once. Out of all of us Protectobots, he's the one whose membership I question the most. Hopefully our Magnus knows what he's doing by putting us all together. - Rook
Hoist
Hoist is a 'bot you always want to have around, especially if you don't have a medical officer on hand. He's more than happy to fix you up if you need a quick routine checkup or some maintenance work done. I don't think I've ever met a more cheerful 'bot in my life. He's probably one of the few Elite Guard bots who hasn't let the fame get to his head. And hey, he's earned his spot! Lately there's been some rumblings that a bot in some of Sentinel Prime-- er, Sentinel Magnus' political videos is supposed to be Hoist, but... c'mon. I hear the bot's got dreams of performing on the stage, but they have completely different body-types. I swear, the things you hear at the Old Oil House.... - Swerve
Hosehead
HOSEHEAD IS A VERY NICE BOT! HE IS ALWAYS APOLOGIZING FOR THINGS EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT HIS FAULT! HE IS QUITE BRAVE AND COURAGEOUS, BUT SOMETIMES GETS FLUSTERED WHEN UNDER PRESSURE! HE IS EQUIPPED WITH VERY EFFICIENT FIRE RETARDANT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "KEEP IT DOWN?" - Siren
Hot Spot
Hot Spot is the leader of us Protectobots and the most experienced of us. He fought in the Great War and took part in the Battle of Iacon, where he lost his Omega Sentinel. Some people say his crew had to drag him off the ship before it exploded. He's spent most of his years in retirement since then, so it was a surprise to pretty much everyone when Sentinel Magnus recommissioned him to serve as the leader of his Protectobot guard. Between you and me, I personally feel he isn't mentally suited for command. Combine his trauma with his selfless need to charge into battle... I fear that is going to be the death of him. - First Aid
Lifeline
Ah, Lifeline. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. We served together during the war, rushing out onto the field to repair fallen Autobots in the middle of combat. She has always detested war and was something of a pacifist, although she knew how to fight when push came to shove. She was a very vocal opponent of the Magnus and fiercely condemned Project: Omega, which we had a bit of a falling out over due to my... involvement. After the war, she retired to Paradron, and we've been able to patch things up since then. I haven't heard from her since arriving on Earth. Maybe it's time to change that... - Ratchet
Siren
Siren's a great guy, don't get me wrong. It's just that he's, well... kind of loud. Very loud. Sorry, someone had to say it. To be fair, it's not something that's easy for him to control. I'm sure if I grew up in the Sonic Canyons, I would have my voice modulator permanently set on a high volume by default. Arcee's been trying to get him to mind his surroundings whenever he's speak, and to his credit he's been doing his best. You can't fault him for that. He gets along pretty well with Nightbeat and is always the first to tag along with her in her investigations. He's usually the one to provide the most reasonable explanation while Nightbeat does her big brain module thinking. - Hosehead
Sunstreaker
Sunstreaker and I go way back, all the way to our days in boot camp. Even back then she was a bit full of herself, although she's mellowed out in the years since. She got her name 'cos she polished her armor so much the sun gleamed off her and nearly shorted out our drill sergeant's optical sensors. We were both pretty young and stupid during those days and would pull pranks on our fellow cadets. During the war, we applied our pranking skills to Decepticon fighting and developed the "Jet Judo" maneuver. Sunstreaker likes to take credit for that one, although I'm pretty sure I came up with the name. These days, Sunstreaker's been living life as a socialite, frequenting the same gossiping circles as 'bots like Tracks. I still message her every now and then, just to see how life's been treating her. - Sideswipe
DECEPTICONS
Cop-Tur
No one really knows where Cop-Tur came from. He just kind of... showed up. Same deal as Crasher. In fact, those two were always hanging around each other and asking others about Cy-Kill for some reason. Strange. Anyway, Cop-Tur wasn't exactly the brightest sort, but he made up for it in sheer strength, making him an ideal member of the Decepticon Heavy Brigade. No one's seen him since the Great War, and many've just assumed he died with the rest of 'em. I can certainly tell you that no one's been missing him. - Spittor
Lyzack
Rumor has it that the Autobots have begun developing their own flying soldiers. It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Still, reports of these two Autobot twins being able to form this combiner known as "Safeguard" have a few of us warlords concerned, myself included. As such, I have dedicated the resources and research necessary to create a Decepticon combiner of our own. The twins Lyzack and Leozack have volunteered for this operation, and Drillhorn has already come up with schematics for a gestalt that has been given the designation "Liokaiser." Soon, the Autobots will learn that the Decepticons will always maintain superiority in the skies! - Deathsaurus
Rampage
Rampage is the embodiment of the Autobots and their foolhardiness. During the Great War, prior to creating Project Omega, they attempted to counter the Decepticon Heavy Brigade by forcing a protoform into the Heavy Brigade body-type. However, the resulting creation was a violent monster that went on a rampage through Iacon, halted only by the efforts of Depth Charge and his team. To cover up their failure, the Autobots fabricated a backstory for Protoform X, labeling him an escaped Decepticon named Rampage, and interred him in Trypticon Prison's most secure cell. Many times have I been tempted to release him in order to expose the Autobots as the fools they are, but Lord Megatron insists that he remain where he is, as the destruction he could bring would be a detriment to even the Decepticons. - Shockwave
Runabout & Runamuck
Oh, these two losers. There is nothing to say about Runabout and Runamuck. Or is it Runamuck and Runabout? Beats me. They are little more than two street thugs that signed up for the Decepticons because they thought it would get them somewhere in life, when really they're nothing more than cannon fodder. They are prone to pointless bantering and laughing at their own crude jokes. You won't see me shedding a tear when these two inevitably get themselves scrapped. In fact, I might even crack a smile. - Starscream
Slicer
Magnificus was not ze only result of Operation: Doppelganger. When Shockwave retrieved the CNA of Perceptor, he also acquired samples of his partner Wheeljack. Slicer was created from these samples as a test run for the project. Unfortunately, he was not as much of a success as Magnificus; while a capable fighter, Slicer iz extremely single-minded and can only focus on one thing: destroying whatever is in front of him, whether it be Autobot or Decepticon. He ultimately became too much of a nuisance that he was sent to Ijarn with Magnificus to serve as his bodyguard. Hopefully Magnificus can get him to focus his processor and control his quick temper. - Scalpel
MIRROR AUTOBOTS
MIRROR DECEPTICONS
Mirror Soundwave
Ugh, so lame. Soundwave was a robot that Dad made for me to bash around with, until that goody-two shoe Megatron got his hands on him. Now Soundwave's all about making people happy and sweet and stuff. What a loser. To make matters worse, he worked with those H.Y.B.R.I.D. nobodies and tried to turn Optimus and his 'bots good with some sort of VR world. Thankfully Bulkhead smashed him to pieces, so I don't have to listen to his poser music anymore. Good riddance. - Mirror Universe Sari
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