Date: 11/8/2012
RACE TO THE KEY, PART 2
DIRT BOSS: Now then, does anyone have any last words before we kill you? Tick tock. The clock's ticking...
JAZZ: When I say "go," do your thing.
BLURR: Are you sure?
JAZZ: Just do as I say!
BLURR: Okay, okay...
DIRT BOSS: Alright, seriously, do you have any last words or not?
JAZZ: Just one: Go.
(Blurr goes nuts, shooting his guns in all directions, taking out Dirt Boss's thugs as well as Dirt Boss's own hand)
BLURR: Count yourself lucky... That's the first time I've used that move without anyone getting killed.
OVERRIDE: Autobots, drop your weapons!
BLURR: Oh, crud, now what?
OVERRIDE: I am Override, leader of Velocitron. Tell me why you're here before we kill you.
BLURR: Typical....
(Earth...)
VECTOR PRIME: I just don't understand it... I was so certain the shard was here. But instead, the Planet Map only led to the Omega Lock, not the shard itself. And now it seems the shard is no longer on Earth. I just don't understand! Where could the shard be?
OPTIMUS PRIME: Maybe someone stole it?
VECTOR PRIME: But we have no way of knowing who stole it!
OPTIMUS PRIME: Don't worry, Vector. We'll find the shard... no matter what it takes!
(The Tidal Wave, in the ocean)
THUNDERTRON: Well, maties... it seems like we've failed. Our ship is too damaged to fly, Cyclonus has left us... and there's really no point in facing the Autobots. The shard is no longer here.
CANNONBALL: So we're calling it quits? is that what we're doing? Forgive me, Captain, but this is just stupid! The Autobots are at a disadvantage! We can strike at them! We can kill them!
(Above...)
OPTIMUS PRIME: Alright, Autobots. It appears the shard is no longer on Earth. However, our ship is still stranded on the Moon... and it'll take forever to fix it. So... yeah.
EVAC: ...You do realize we still have my ship.
OPTIMUS PRIME: Oh yeah.
RATCHET: But our ship is also Omega Supreme!
OPTIMUS PRIME: Oh... yeah. I... forgot about that... So, we could just... tow him back to Cybertron. Yeah...
EVAC: You know this is a cheap way to fix plot holes-- [META ALERT!]
OPTIMUS PRIME: Hey! People forget stuff, okay?! So let's just roll out and-- (He gets shot) AGH!
THUNDERTRON: Nice shot, Cannonball. Now... let me handle this one!
(Velocitron...)
OVERRIDE: So... you're looking for a Matrix shard?
JAZZ: Yeah, that's right. Any idea where it is?
OVERRIDE: Well, first of all, how do you even know about it?
JAZZ: Are you seriously asking for exposition?
OVERRIDE: Yes.
JAZZ: Ok, well--
SWERVE: Ooh! Let me do this! Okay, so, like, Cybertron is in danger, and so this cool knight dude came and told us we had to find the shards.
OVERRIDE: Why?
SWERVE: So we can, like, recreate the Matrix.
OVERRIDE: ...Alright, we'll help you. Clocker will lead you to Brakedown's residence. Hopefully he can lead you to the Matrix shard.
(Meanwhile, the Stunticons have already found Brakedown and are beating him up)
MOTORMASTER: I'm getting tired of these games, old man. Now tell me where the Matrix shard is!
BRAKEDOWN: I already told you twice! Why can't you just leave me alone?!
MOTORMASTER: Because only an idiot would believe that the Matrix shard was in a pot hole. You have one last chance to tell me where it is before Breakdown here shoots you in the head...
BRAKEDOWN: Then I'm afraid I cannot help you.
MOTORMASTER: Very well. On my count. One... two...
JAZZ: That's good enough for me.
MOTORMASTER: What the-- (SFX: BLAM)
JAZZ: Alright, you 'Cons. Stick 'em up.
MOTORMASTER: It would be my pleasure. Battlechargers... nail 'em.
JAZZ: Crud.
(Earth...)
OPTIMUS PRIME: Now what do you want? The shard isn't here! Give it up, Thundertron!
THUNDERTRON: Aye, but I shall not accept defeat until you are dead!
SKY-BYTE: Cannonball!
CANNONBALL: Sky-Byte?
SKY-BYTE: Optimus Prime is in your range! Kill him!
CANNONBALL: But the captain said that Prime was his to kill.
SKY-BYTE: So? He's had his chance. Besides, as long as Prime's dead... it doesn't matter either way!
CANNONBALL: Perhaps... Hmm... (He readies his shoulder cannons and has both Prime and Thundertron in his crosshairs)
THUNDERTRON: So long, Optimus Prime!
CANNONBALL: Drink me hearties, yo-ho...
(He fires... and kills Thundertron!)
SKY-BYTE: C-Cannonball...? What... what did you just do?
CANNONBALL: That's "Captain" to you. We're done here. Let's go. Dead men... tell no tales.
TO BE CONTINUED
CHARACTERS
Autobots: Blurr, Bumblebee, Evac, Hot Rod, Ironhide, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Swerve, Vector Prime
Decepticons: Breakdown, Dead End, Motormaster, Runabout, Runamuck, Wildrider
Star Seekers: Cannonball, Sky-Byte, Thundertron
Others: Brakedown, Clocker, Dirt Boss, Override
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