Date: 9/8/2012
SHATTERED EXPECTATIONS, PART ONE
ROTORSTORM: Man, I hate all of this running and hiding!
ROADBUSTER: So do I, Rotorstorm. But we can't just throw our lives at them. Twin Twist, any idea where we're--
TWIN TWIST: Not a clue, Roadbuster. I don't have a built-in map!
ROTORSTORM: At least we're not in a torture chamber.
ROADBUSTER: Big enough to be one, though...
ARCEE: How's it feel?
IRONFIST: Better, I guess. Still kinda stings.
ROADBUSTER: Alright, Wreckers, on your feet. We have to keep moving if we wanna get outta here. Let's roll!
(Meanwhile, at the Evil Autobots' HQ)
OPTIMUS PRIME (SG): I am growing impatient.
WHEELJACK (SG): My apologies, my lord. I have activated Grimlock but it is taking a while to find the intruders.
OPTIMUS PRIME (SG): Make sure you do find them, Wheeljack, and fast. The longer these intruders stay alive... the more likely they are to discover the truth.
WHEELJACK (SG): Worry not, my lord. They will be taken care of. I will make sure of it.
(At the Heroic Decepticons' HQ)
SPRINGER: So, you aren't Megatron, are you?
MEGATRON (SG): Certainly not.
SPRINGER: Well then... who are you?
MEGATRON (SG): My name is Megabolt. My team and I were scouting when we were ambushed by Decepticons. We were no match for them and ended up captured. They changed our bodies into Decepticon ones, and then threw us into the wild. Since then, many of us have been hunted down and killed. Only ten of us remain.
SPRINGER: Wow.
BULKHEAD: Hey, wait a nanoklick... If you're really Autobots, and not Decepticons, does that mean those Autobots we encountered were...?
MEGABOLT: Yes.
TOPSPIN: Oh spark.
SPRINGER: We have to go back there! Our friends are stuck back there!
MEGABOLT: Are you crazy? You'll get yourselves killed!
WHIRL: Hey, we're Wreckers. Dying comes natural for us.
(Meanwhile)
TWIN TWIST: Hang on! I'm picking up some Energon signals! I think something's approaching us.
SFX: THOOM!
IRONFIST: Yeah, something big...
SFX: THOOM!
ROADBUSTER: Weapons at the ready, Wreckers.
SFX: THOOM!
ROTORSTORM: Oh yeah, I wam made for this!
SFX: THOOM! THOOM!
IRONFIST: Huh boy.
(SG Grimlock bursts into the room)
GRIMLOCK (SG): GROONNK!
ROTORSTORM: (pause) Ha. Giant space t-rex. That's no problem!
(SG Grimlock breathes fire at him)
ROTORSTORM: Except for when they have fire breath!
ROADBUSTER: Man, this looks like something out of Wheeljack's lab!
IRONFIST: Well, technically it is...
GRIMLOCK (SG): Raar! Die! Die!
ARCEE: I have a better idea... (She jumps onto SG Grim's back) How about you die? (She shoots at his head)
GRIMLOCK (SG): Rarg! (He shakes her off) GET OFF!
ROTORSTORM: Ha! Ha! Take that, bozo!
GRIMLOCK (SG): Why I outta-- (Twin Twist drills him from below) NO! Me... Grimlock... king... (Overwhelmed by firepower, his head explodes)
IRONFIST: (pause) Did he just say Grimlock?
TWIN TWIST: Yes.
ROTORSTORM: Oh that's just great! We just possibly killed one of the greatest Autobots of all time! I mean, he looked just like him, he talked like him, he acted like him, he--
ROADBUSTER: But he's not Grimlock.
ROTORSTORM: Say what?
ROADBUSTER: A ploy, yes. A ruse, definitely. But that wasn't Grimlock. Don't you see? We have walked right into a-- (A laser points at him) trap.
OPTIMUS PRIME (SG): You've certainly got that right. A poorly executed trap, but a trap nonetheless.
ROTORSTORM: Evil Optimus Prime... we meet again at last. When I ran away from you, I was a coward. But now, we're ready to kick your butt. Wreckers, COMBINE!
(Silence)
ROTORSTORM: Well... I thought it was funny.
OPTIMUS PRIME (SG): Actually, in a way, it was pretty funny.
ROTORSTORM: Really?
OPTIMUS PRIME (SG): Yes... In an absolutely pathetic way. (He blows up Rotorstorm's head, killing him) Now then, who wants second helpings?
ROADBUSTER: Run!
IRONFIST (?): No need to tell us twice!
TWIN TWIST: Come on! This way!
HARDHEAD (SG): I don't think so.
TWIN TWIST: *Gulp*
OPTIMUS PRIME (SG): You are surrounded, Autobots... It's time to die!
CHARACTERS
Autobots: Arcee, Bulkhead, Ironfist, Roadbuster, Rotorstorm, Springer, Topspin, Twin Twist, Whirl
SG Decepticons: Megatron/Megabolt, Soundwave
SG Autobots: Bumblebee, Grimlock, Hardhead, Hot Rod, Hound, Jetfire, Optimus Prime, Wheeljack
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