THE SCREAMER RETURNS
(Rodimus Prime- now with a rockin' mouthplate- stands before Optimus Trion and the rest of the High Council on Cybertron)
Optimus Trion: Rodimus Prime, you took a great risk. You left Earth to help your people. Thankfully, no hard was done to either world. You have done well.
Rodimus Prime: Thank you, Optimus Trion.
(Meanwhile, at Autobot HQ)
???: Magnus! We're getting a transmission from Traxon Base!
Fastshot: This is Commander Fastshot! All power systems are down! There's a strange... thing in Sector 7-8! Send help immediat- oh, Primus! Argh! (Transmission cuts out. Boy, I sure do make a lot of redshirts)
Ultra Magnus: Fastshot? Fastshot!
(At Traxon Base, the newly resurrected Starscream and his pet... monster thing stand over Fastshot's corpse) [Note: Starscream is in his Machine Wars body]
Starscream: Good, good.... Now then, head to Iacon and destroy the Autobots!
(In Iacon, a mysterious vehicle approaches Autobot HQ)
Guard: Halt! You have no business here!
(The vehicle transforms, revealing itself to be the female Decepticon Fracture)
Fracture: Oh, really? I don't think so. (She kills the guard. At that moment, Bludgeon and the rest of the Mayhem Attack Squad appear)
Bludgeon: Good work, Fracture. Needlenose, Spinister, take out their communications tower!
(The two Targetmasters do so. Meanwhile, inside HQ....)
???: Magnus, all main systems are down!
Ultra Magnus: Scattorshot, set up emergency systems!
Scattorshot: Right away.
Ultra Magnus: Blurr, Mirage, head out!
(Outside-)
Snarler: Spinister, Needlenose, hurry up! They're coming!
Ruckus: Time for some noise! (He fires at Blurr and Mirage. He then lunges at Blurr only to be killed and stabbed by a mysterious Autobot)
???: Hello.
Mirage: Who the heck are you?!
???: My name is Drift. I'm here to help.
(Elsewhere, the Victory- the ship of Galvatron's forces, now commanded by Deathsaurus- floats around in space)
Breakdown: What do we do now? I mean, Galvatron keeps disappearing! And the Autobots keep kicking our butts! And... where did Cyclonus and Scourge take off to?
Deathsaurus: Decepticons, you shall bow before your new leader! Galvatron was weak! His constant vanishing has broken us! Now, bow... before Deathsaurus!
Dead End: Why can't we vote?
Deathsaurus: ...Imbeciles.
(Elsewhere, Galvatron, Cyclonus, and Scourge visit the Phantom)
Phantom: So... you have returned.
Galvatron: Yes, Master [Guess he isn't self-reliant]. Now that Unicron is gone... what is my next mission?
Phantom: Do you still have the Key to Vector Sigma?
Galvatron: Yes. Why?
Phantom: Then carry out your original mission... and do not fail!
(Back on Cybertron, Rodimus Prime speaks to the Matrix again. I suppose I might as well type it out this time....)
Matrix: Now then, let us resume your training. Long ago, Cybertron was a quiet, peaceful world. The Thirteen began a world-wide harvest. You see, Cybertron was to become an organic planet... but it all went wrong. They were betrayed. Unicron attacked. Cybertron and the Thirteen fell. All hope seemed lost.
Matrix (cont.): However, Prima sacrificed himself to destroy Unicron. Cybertron saw its first miracle. The remaining members of the Thirteen left Cybertron, letting it evolve without their help. They left me- the Matrix- behind to wait for a new bearer. I didn't wait long. Alpha Prime discovered me, leading to the creation of the Dynasty of-
(The connection breaks off, for Rodimus Prime suddenly hears the sound of battle outside)
Starscream: HA! HA! HA! Die, Autobots!
Strafe (to Ultra Magnus): Sir, he's taken out our turrrets!
Ultra Magnus: Set up secondary defenses, Strafe!
Outback: Secondary systems unavailable!
Ultra Magnus: Reroute power systems, Outback!
Outback: But, sir! System reroutes are too-
Ultra Magnus: I CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT NOW! [Hey, sooner or later he was gonna snap]
Starscream: Yes! Run, you fools! Flee before Starscream! (Ultra Magnus and the Elite Guard arrive and shoot at him) Eh?
Ultra Magnus: Stand down, Starscream!
Starscream: Stand down? You expect me to stand down?! Such pathetic nonsense. (He fires at them)
Ironfist: Yowza!
Ultra Magnus: Jetfire! Aerialbots! After him!
Rodimus Prime: What's going on?!
Ultra Magnus: Starscream's back... and he's giving us a bad time!
Rodimus Prime: Yes, he has a reputation for that....
(Meanwhile, on the Victory, the Decepticons are chanting Deathsaurus' name)
Deathsaurus: I'm glad that all worked out! Set course for Quintessa. I have a friend to meet....
(After that there's a scene on Cybertron, involving Sideways but it doesn't have any bearing on future issues, so....)
To be continued
FEATURED CHARACTERS
Autobots: Blurr, Drift, Fastshot, Ironfist, Kup, Mirage, Optimus Trion, Outback, Rodimus Prime, Scattorshot, Strafe, Turboblaze (cut scene), Ultra Magnus
Decepticons: Bludgeon, Breakdown, Cyclonus, Dead End, Deathsaurus, Fracture, Galvatron, Jallguar, Leozack, Needlenose, Ruckus, Scourge, Snarler, Spinister
Others: Matrix of Leadership, The Phantom, Sideways (cut scene), Starscream, The Thirteen (flashback), Unicron (flashback)