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Transformers Regenerated Comic: Issue 9 - Spotlight: Doubledealer

     Date: 9/28/13

STORMBRINGER PART IV: THE TWO FACES OF DECEPTION

    (Ki-Aleta system. The Steelhaven (?) approaches Ki-Aleta)

    BLURR (?): We're approaching Ki-Aleta, sir.

    ULTRA MAGNUS: All right, Warpath, Blurr, Wing Saber, you'll accompany me down to the surface.

    BLURR: There's the Trion. Seems to be intact.

    ULTRA MAGNUS: Looks can be deceiving, Blurr. Set us down.

    (On the Trion)

    BLASTER: What the...? Why's the Elite Guard here? Ultra Magnus?!

    ULTRA MAGNUS: Yes, Blaster. Where's Kup?

    BLASTER: He and the others went to the Omega Bunker, to find the You-Know-What.

    ULTRA MAGNUS: All right. Autobots, move out!

    (Nearby, Kup and the others are trudging through the sands as wind blows sand in their face)

    KUP: How much further, Quickslinger?! I'm getting sand in all of my gears!

    QUICKSLINGER: Just a few more megamiles! Hang in there, everyone!

    DOUBLEDEALER (thoughts): Finally. After millions of stellar cycles, my life will be finally complete. Once I hand in the Magnificence to Banzai-Tron... everything will be made up for.

    (Years ago, on Luna 2)

    UNIT 97: Unit 308, come here.

    UNIT 308: What is it, Unit 97?

    UNIT 97: My scanners have detected something of notice. Indicators identify it as a spark.

    UNIT 308: Don't touch--

    UNIT 97: AHHH!!! (Unit 97 gets electrocuted)

    UNIT 308: ...Unit 97? Are you functioning proper-- (SFX: ZRAAKK!)

    UNIT 308/DEALER: Oogh... wh-who are you?

    UNIT 97/FLYWHEELS: F-Flywheels. I think. You?

    DEALER: I'm... I'm Dealer.

    (Present)

    KUP: Stop right there, fellas. We're here. The Omega Bunker.

    SKRAM: Um, Kup? What are those things?

    KUP: Those would be Omega Guardians. They may look like statues, but they aren't. Stay there. I'll use the universal greeting. Bah-weep-graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

    (Beat)

    KUP: Maybe they know the Destron version... Berwip crawna-wi pinibon!

    (Beat)

    KUP: Maybe they're defective.

    (One of the Omega Guardians comes to life and shoots at Kup)

    SFX: CHOOM!

    KUP: Aggh! GET BACK! (He takes cover) All right. Plan B. Let's use our holomatter avatars.

    (Later, as holograms of the Autobots keep the Omega Guardians preoccupied...)

    KUP: Are they distracted?

    SKRAM: For now, yes.

    KUP: Then let's move.

    DOUBLEDEALER (thoughts): Closer and closer to victory.

    (Meanwhile)

    ULTRA MAGNUS: See anything, Wing Saber?

    WING SABER: The Omega Bunker is not far away. The Guardians seem to be shooting at something.

    OMEGA GUARDIAN: Intruders detected. (SFX: SHOOM)

    (Ultra Magnus transforms and brings out his hammer, smashing the Omega Guardian with it. He then draws a blaster and shoots at another, while Wing Saber descends from the sky and stabs a third, which Magnus then finishes off)

    WARPATH: Wow. No wonder they call you Ultra Magnus.

    WING SABER: No fair! I had him!

    ULTRA MAGNUS: Not now, Wing Saber. Blurr?

    BLURR: I saw kup and the others heading into the bunker!

    ULTRA MAGNUS: Then let's go. Before it's too late.

    (Inside the bunker)

    KUP: Quickslinger, got the drill?

    QUICKSLINGER: Yup. (She starts drilling the ground, sending dirt into Hot Rod and Doubledealer's faces)

    KUP: All right, let's head on down.

    ULTRA MAGNUS: STOP! Dealer... you are under arrest.

    DOUBLEDEALER: I... beg your pardon, sir? What have I done?

    ULTRA MAGNUS: You should now. Now, come quietly or--

    DOUBLEDEALER: No. (He transforms to tank mode and shoots Magnus)

    HOT ROD (?): MAGNUS!

    DOUBLEDEALER: (back in robot mode) Now then... time to take my prize.

    (He flies down into the hole Quickslinger had made)

    DOUBLEDEALER (thoughts): Nothing shall stand between me and my triumph! (He lands in front of a podium where the Magnificence is kept behind a shield) Easy as pie. Now then... how do I get it out? (He uses a device to deactivate the shield) Ah, here we go. Bingo.

    DOUBLEDEALER: They say the Magnificence knows everything about the universe. So tell me... does great fortune await me once I hand you in to my superiors?

    MAGNIFICENCE: No.

    DOUBLEDEALER: What?!

    MAGNIFICENCE: You're going to die.

    ULTRA MAGNUS: Listen, Dealer, it's either my way... or the hard way! Take your pick and hurry... because my trigger finger is itching.

    DOUBLEDEALER: I don't think so. Take one more step and I'll destroy this thing!

    ULTRA MAGNUS: I wouldn't mind that... it would keep it from being in the wrong hands.

    DOUBLEDEALER: I'm warning you! You give me no--

    (The Magnificence shoots a beam at the ceiling, causing it to collapse)

    DOUBLEDEALER: Oh snap. (He transforms to tank mode and drives off) I'm outta here! (He flies out of the hole) Out of my way!

    (He eventually makes it outside)

    DOUBLEDEALER: Ha! Stupid Magic 8 ball! I'm home-fre-! (He gets shot down and lands before Banzai-Tron and his company)

    BANZAI-TRON: I don't think so.

    DOUBLEDEALER: Banzai-Tron?!

    BANZAI-TRON: You've done a good job, Doubledealer. I'm impressed. However, you're too good. Plus, you're a mercenary. If the Autobots paid you to betray me... you would.

    DOUBLEDEALER: Banzai-Tron, please...

    BANZAI-TRON: I'm sorry, Dealer. But trust me... (He blasts Doubledealer's head off, killing him) You could've faced a far worse fate. Now then... let us get what we came for.

    (Back inside)

    HOT ROD: Ultra Magnus! You're alive!

    ULTRA MAGNUS: Of course I am. Let's hurry back to our ships before-- 

    (Nightbird teleports in and snatches the Magnificence)

    NIGHTBIRD: Thanks.

    (She teleports away)

    ULTRA MAGNUS: That's it. Time to call in the Big Guns.

    TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Blaster, Blurr, Hot Rod, Kup, Quickslinger, Skram, Ultra Magnus, Warpath, Wing Saber

    Decepticons: Banzai-Tron, Doubledealer, Nightbird, Treadshot

    Others: Flywheels (flashbacks), Omega Guardians

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