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Transformers Regenerated Comic: Issue 11 - Spotlight: Scoop

     Date: 10/1/2013

STORMBRINGER, PART VI: A DREAM COME TO LIFE

    (The Xantium, en route to Charon)

    SPRINGER: Are you sure it's Styx, Topspin?

    TOPSPIN: Positive, Springer. The Sky Spy was shot down as soon as it reached the moon.

    SPRINGER: Alright. Wreckers, gear up. The 'Cons are probably gonna outnumber us. While that hasn't stopped us before, we've still been out of action for a while.

    (The Wreckers gear up while Scoop is just beaming)

    WHIRL: Yo, noob! Why are you grinning like an idiot?

    SCOOP: It's Scoop, and I'm grinning because this is my dream! I've always wanted to be a Wrecker, especially when Springer took over. And now... here I am!

    WHIRL: Cool. Let me know if you still feel that way when you get your head on fire.

    (Soon...)

    SPRINGER: All right, Broadside! Dispatch!

    BROADSIDE: Got it.

    (Broadside, carrying the Wreckers, drops from the Xantium towards Styx)

    BROADSIDE: Approaching Styx. T-minus five minutes.

    SCOOP: Here we go...

    (Down below, two Decepticons spot Broadside)

    DEMOLISHOR: Y'see that?

    "GENERIC": See what?

    DEMOLISHOR: That. It looks like an Autobot ship.

    "GENERIC": I don't see noth-- (He gets his head blasted off)

    WHIRL: Tally ho! (He shoots Demolishor)

    DEMOLISHOR: Ack!

    SPRINGER: Leave it to Whirl to start things off.

    WHIRL: Less talking, more shooting! I'm about to have the time of my life!

    SPRINGER: Scoop, Sandstorm, go find the prisoners. The rest of us will handle things here.

    SANDSTORM: Right!

    SANDSTORM & SCOOP: Wreck and rule!

    (Inside)

    SFX: THOOM!

    BLUDGEON: Hm. We have visitors. I suppose I'll have to learn about your sword some other time. I have things to do.

    DRIFT: You're not going anywhere.

    BLUDGEON: Oh, really? And how exactly are you going to--? (Drift frees himself) Ah. Didn't know Yoketron still taught processor-over-matter.

    DRIFT: Speaking of which, you have no right whatsoever to be wearing his helmet. You're disgracing his legacy!

    BLUDGEON: Am I? (He charges up Drift's Great Sword) Then I'm all the more deserving.

    (Elsewhere, Sandstorm and Scoop are shooting through 'Cons)

    SANDSTORM: Hey, Scoop?

    SCOOP: Yeah, Sandstorm?

    SANDSTORM: Where did you learn to shoot so well?

    SCOOP: Say thanks to these guys!

    (One of his guns transforms into a Targetmaster Mini-Con)

    HOLEPUNCH: Watch out, everyone! They don't call me "Holepunch" for nothing! (He punches through a Vehicon's face. He transforms back to gun mode and finishes them off)

    SANDSTORM: Mini-Cons. Impressive.

    TREADSHOT: Think that's cool? Then try this one for size. (Catgut transforms into a gun and lands in his hand)

    SCOOP: Challenge accepted.

    (Prison block. Bludgeon and Drift are duking it out)

    BLUDGEON: You are defenseless. You have no weapon. What possible hope do you have at beating me?

    WINDBLADE: Hey, did I mention that I have a second sword hidden in my back?

    DRIFT: Ha! Plot twist!

    BLUDGEON: Raagh!

    DRIFT: (draws Windblade's sword) Come at me, bro!

    (Meanwhile)

    SPRINGER: Sandstorm, how's it going down in the prison blocks?

    SANDSTORM: We're cornered by a gunslinger and his cat. What do you think?

    SPRINGER: Right, and we're cornered by a bunch of Decepticons. What do you want us to do?

    SANDSTORM: I don't know! Have Broadside cave the ceiling or--

    SCOOP: Hey, Sandstorm?

    SANDSTORM: What?

    SCOOP: Do you suppose this button unlocks the cells?

    SANDSTORM: I don't know, but DON'T PRESS IT!

    SFX: KA-CHUNK!

    TREADSHOT: What the--? (He turns to see a whole punch of released prisoners. Angry released prisoners.) Scrap.

    (They beat him up)

    SCOOP: How did they fit that big guy in a cell?

    SANDSTORM: No idea. Let's find Perceptor.

    (Back with Bludgeon and Drift)

    BLUDGEON: I'm impressed, boy. If I didn't know better, I would think Yoketron taught you everything he knew. But I do know better. I know that a Cyber-Ninja master never teaches everything. And I happen to be such a master. (He uses processor-over-matter to lift up Drift)

    DRIFT: Wh-what the--?

    BLUDGEON: I will admit, I was a bit impressed by that show of processor-over-matter you displayed. However, I have developed my own abilities, enough so that I can not only move objects... but crush them.

    WINDBLADE: NO! LET HIM GO!

    BLUDGEON: Hm. I don't think so.

    SCOOP: Wanna bet, skull face?

    BLUDGEON: I'm sorry. But I don't gamble. (He knocks Scoop down)

    SCOOP: Yeow!

    BLUDGEON: What is the deal with you Autobots? You go about your lives, fighting endlessly for... what? The war is over; what possible drive do you have to keep fighting?

    SCOOP: Because... I have a dream. A dream to purge the universe of evil... and to help others. To bring an end to conflict!

    BLUDGEON: Typical heroism. Any thing more to add before I kill you?

    DRIFT: I do. (He stabs Bludgeon through the back) Nighty-night.

    BLUDGEON: Heh heh heh.

    DRIFT: What's so funny?

    (Bludgeon begins to dissolve)

    BLUDGEON: I take it no one ever warned you about solid light avatars...

    (He dissipates completely)

    DRIFT: Well... crud.

    (Outside, the Wreckers watch as a ship takes off)

    WHIRL: I have one rocket left. Maybe--

    SPRINGER: No. If Bludgeon is on that ship... he's already one step ahead of us.

    (Bludgeon's ship)

    BLUDGEON: Next stop: Earth. Then, once we recover the ore, we can resurrect Thunderwing and begin the Apocalypse. Enjoy your home while you can, Autobots... it's all you have left!

    TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Broadside, Drift, Holepunch, Perceptor, Roadbuster, Sandstorm, Scoop, Springer, Topspin, Whirl, Windblade

    Decepticons: Banzai-Tron, Bludgeon, Catgut, Demolishor, Skullgrin, Treadshot, Vehicon(s)

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