Wednesday, December 13, 2017

The Transformers, Issue 73: Animatron/Axiom, Chapter Five

    "Okay, so we've moved past the WALL-E stuff and are finally now on the Beast Wars stuff this arc is supposed to be about. Let's--" "THIS IS THE FINAL ISSUE OF THE ARC."
KING OF THE JUNGLE, PART 2
    (The G1 Predacons arrive on Animatron via a portal. Were they... supposed to be coming here?)

    Razorclaw: Predacons! We have arrived! Divebomb, scout the area. Headstrong, Tantrum, kill any who stand in our way. Rampage, you're with me.

    Rampage: Heh.

    Razorclaw: We'll rendezvous with Hun-Grrr's team when I give the order.

    (Later...)

    Waspinator: Waspinator hates scouting. Waspinator will-eh? (He gets blown up by Divebomb) Not again....

    Divebomb: Your turn.

    Headstrong: Heh. [Not much for words these guys are, huh?]

    (Meanwhile, the Axiom returns to Cybertron)

    Big Bang: Greetings, Lightyear! I am Elite Guard officer Big Bang. I was informed you have captured a Decepticon.

    Lightyear: Yes. Shockwave.

    Big Bang: SHOCKWAVE?!

    Lightyear: Not now. I must speak with the High Council.

    (At the High Council Tower)

    Lightyear: Omega Prime, it is I, Commander Lightyear.

    Ultra Trion: Lightyear! We heard reports from Axiom Prime that you were missing.

    Omega Prime: We know you sent Eveningstar here... but why?

    Lightyear: I'll explain later. Right now, I have a 'Con on my servos that I'd think you'd like a lot behind bars.

    (Wastelifter and Eveningstar enter with Shockwave and GO-4 in tow)

    Ultra Trion: By the Matrix!

    Shockwave: Spare me your awe and just put me in my cell!

    Eveningstar: We found him in universal stream Raxip 608.23 Delta. 

    Wastelifter: He has a little friend too.

    GO-4: Pleasedon'tkillme!

    Omega Prime: Take them both to the Stockade and have Nightbeat interrogate them. Lightyear, I need a full explanation for what has happened.

    Lightyear: Yes, sir.

    (Back on Animatron)

    Undermine: You sure about this, boss?

    Flamus Prime: Yes, Undermine, I am sure. This is evolution. This is the truth! [You can't handle the truth!]

    (Outside, the Maximals watch as green energy emits from the fortress)

    Cheetor: This is bad.

    Rattrap: You think?!

    Cheetor: Big bots! Check this out!

    Leo Prime: No....

    Primal Major: What in the Matrix--?!

    Leo Prime: It's the planet key! What is Flamus doing?!

    Primal Major: Flamus? Who's Flamus?

    (We're treated to a flashback where Flamus is driven mad by the key's powers. It doesn't really go anywhere. Back in the present...)

    Primal Major: Leo!

    Leo Prime: Flamus was once my fellow comrade. But now he's just a beast who must be stopped. No matter the cost. Maximals... advance!

    (Back on Cybertron)

    Lightyear: ...and that's my story.

    Omega Prime: So the two keys are still in that universe.

    Lightyear: Yes, sir. I'm sorry.

    Omega Prime: *sigh* No matter.

    Perceptor: Uh, sir? You should see this. You know that wormhole?

    Omega Prime: Yes?

    Perceptor: Well, it closed... only for more to open!

    Omega Prime: By Primus' spark! How is this happening?!

    Perceptor: I don't know, sir. I just don't know.... [I thought you were supposed to be the smart one]

    (In the WALL-E 'verse)

    Starscream: Noisemaze, we've been going through space for mega-cycles. The keys could be anywhere!

    Noisemaze: Shh!

    Starscream: What? What is--

    Noisemaze: I said shh! Did you hear that?

    Starscream: We're in space. I can't hear a thing.

    Noisemaze's Boss: Can you hear me now?

    Noisemaze: Yes, boss...

    Starscream: You know this freak?!

    Noisemaze: Yes. Quite well.

    Boss: Have you found the keys?

    Noisemaze: Not yet, boss. But soon.

    Boss: Soon isn't enough. He is coming, Noisemaze, and he needs the keys!

    Noisemaze: Well, see, it's a huge place out here and, uh, the keys could be--

    Boss: Well, if you didn't lose them in the first place...!

    Starscream: Look, can you just give us a hand here?

    Boss: I cannot. But I know someone who can.

    (And so Guiltaur shows up)

    Starscream: Oh crud.

    (Back on Animatron, Optimus Minor's team finally arrives only to be shot down by Predacons. And so the battle begins!)

    Gigatron: Predacons, attack!

    Optimus Minor: Uh-oh.

    (While they fight, Leo confronts Flamus in the fortress)

    Leo Prime: Flamus! Stand down!

    Flamus Prime: Hm... no. (And the two duke it out!)

    (On Earth....)

    Cyclonus: I'm bored. Do we just wait for Nemesis to come back?

    The Fallen: I'm not. Stay if you want. One of my brothers is here, and I'm going to--

    (Necros Prime appears before him)

    Necros Prime: Hello, brother.

    The Fallen: Necros... why are you here?

    Necros Prime: Like I'd tell you.

    (They fight. Then Necros shoots red lightning at the sky)

    The Fallen: What are you doing?!

    Necros Prime: Well, since you asked so politely... once Noisemaze and Starscream find the four keys and get the Omega Lock... Unicron shall return.

    The Fallen: That's your plan? All along, you've been manipulating everybody for this?! I thought you were made of sterner stuff.

    Necros Prime: Who says I'm not? [um... he did?]

    (They continue to fight. Back on Animatron)

    Cheetor: Big bot, we've rounded up all of the Preds! [how anti-climatic]

    Primal Major: Except those.

    (Predaking has joined the fight!)

    Rattrap: Not good.

    To be continued

    [And so concludes Quest. Not... quite what was expected of it. I took a break after this issue before starting the finale, Final Conflict, which... is somewhat of an improvement? I mean, it pretty much steals the plot of DOTM, which had just come out so... not really]

    [Anyway, stay tuned]
FEATURED CHARACTERS
    Autobots: Big Bang, Botanica, Eveningstar, Heavypunch, Lightyear, Omega Prime, Optimus Minor, Perceptor, Turborun, Ultra Trion, Wastelifter
    Decepticons: Cyclonus, The Fallen, GO-4, Scourge, Shockwave, Soundwave
    Maximals: Cheetor, Leo Prime, Primal Major, Rattrap
    Predacons: Brimstone, Divebomb, Double Punch, Flamus Prime, Gigatron, Headstrong, Predaking, Rampage, Razorclaw, Tantrum, Terrorsaur, Undermine, Waspinator
    Others: Guiltaur, Necros Prime, Noisemaze, Noisemaze's Boss, Starscream

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