THE LOST AUTOBOTS, PART II
(We open on Invader Xim attacking Autobot ships. And yes, I am going to be calling hims that from now on)
Autobot ship: This is Epsilon Fleet! We're going -- arrrrgh!
Kup: We've lost Epsilon Fleet! [No kidding?]
Invader Xim: It's useless to resist! Cybertron shall be ours!
(On Velocitron, the Autobots are still fighting the Stormtroopers)
Armorfist: Boom boom.
Heavypunch: What?
(Armorfist pulls out a grenade)
Heavypunch: Oh....
(Armorfist throws the grenade, which takes out Aquablast (but doesn't kill him))
Rage: (upon seeing the damaged Aquablast) You weakling... (to his comm) Megastorm, we are outnumbered. We're heading back to rendezvous area. Rage out. (To the Autobots) Rejoice now, Autobots, for this shall be your only victory. This, I swear.
(The Stormtroopers then drive off) [Boy, for all their hype, that sure was anti-climatic]
Turborun: Yeah, you go on and run to your daddy!
Online: That's it! We're going straight to the final race! After that, I quit! [I get the feeling this was me conveying my boredom with all the racing]
(At Megastorm's camp, Megastorm is looking at... more stuff)
Megastorm: Hmm... there must be another way... (pointedly to Rage) Without losers like you.
Rage: If Megatron was in charge, he'd gather all his soldiers and attack the Autobots head on!
Megastorm: Guess what, Rage? I'm not Megatron. (He then shoots Rage pointblank in the face, sending the Stormtrooper flying back)
Drench: RAGE!
Megastorm: Don't worry... nothing Hydradread can't fix. And I do believe it is time for direct action. Decepticons... move out!
(Back on Cybertron...)
Red Alert: This is Red Alert to all security! We need all Maximus bases online!
Trailbreaker: Trailbreaker to Cloudburst! Get the shields up pronto!
Cloudburst: Consider it done.
??? (voice-over, likely Omega Prime): Send all fleets to sector seven immediately! Now get ready! Whatever this "Xim" guy has up his sleeve... we'll be ready!
(At the science lab, Mr. Freakazoid is back up)
Freakazoid: This... is only the beginning. This... is the least of your worries!
Wheeljack: (immobilizes him again) Be quiet.
Omega Prime: (on screen) Perceptor, set up all defenses in your perimeter!
Perceptor: On it!
(Outside, Thunder Clash is leading Autobots out)
Thunder Clash: Be ready for anything!
Ironhide: Even that?
Thunder Clash: (turns to see the three Targetmasters standing before them) Oh, Primus....
Crosshairs: Eliminate. Them.
(At Axiom Nexus, Lightyear is generating a shield to protect him and Wastelifter from Shockwave's Decepticons)
Wastelifter: Too many! We doomed!
Lightyear: I sent Eveningstar a megacycle ago! She should be-- (The shield then dissipates)
Wastelifter: Uh-oh....
Terradive: Excellent! Kill them!
Lightyear: Well, this looks like our last stand, buddy. Let's make it count.
(Just then, the cavalry arrives!) [OF COURSE!]
Terradive: Eh? Oh... why me?
Goon: Shockwave ain't gonna like-- (He dies)
Terradive: Send in the Insecticons....
(And so a battle breaks out between the Decepticons and the Autobot reinforcements. Meanwhile, with Shockwave and the gang...)
Terradive: (on comm) Shockwave! This is Terradive! We're out-- (Static cuts him off)
Shockwave: I can never leave that idiot alone for--
Noisemaze: May I speak?
Shockwave: What is it?
Noisemaze: How about I go find the Planet Key for you?
Shockwave: Hmm...
Necros Prime: Fine.
Nova Prime: Don'ttrusthim, don'ttrusthim, don'ttrust him
Noisemaze: Come on! Trust me!
Shockwave: Very well. You may go.
Noisemaze: With pleasure.... (He then teleports away)
(On Velocitron, at a mysterious hideout...)
Inch-Up: Boss, visitor!
???: What do you want?
Visitor: Nothing much, Starscream. I simply bare news. He's returning, Starscream. The chaos lord.
Starscream: And why should I care?
Visitor: So you don't care if you are devoured?
Starscream: I'm immortal, remember?
Visitor: Your spark is... your body is not.
Starscream: So? I can just find another one and possess it.
Visitor: You don't understand! [Neither do I. What the heck is going on?]
Starscream: I guess not... Now leave...
Visitor: Fool. (He teleports away) They'll never understand... chaos is coming.
To be continued... [I... I have no words. What... was this?]
Ironhide: Even that?
Thunder Clash: (turns to see the three Targetmasters standing before them) Oh, Primus....
Crosshairs: Eliminate. Them.
(At Axiom Nexus, Lightyear is generating a shield to protect him and Wastelifter from Shockwave's Decepticons)
Wastelifter: Too many! We doomed!
Lightyear: I sent Eveningstar a megacycle ago! She should be-- (The shield then dissipates)
Wastelifter: Uh-oh....
Terradive: Excellent! Kill them!
Lightyear: Well, this looks like our last stand, buddy. Let's make it count.
(Just then, the cavalry arrives!) [OF COURSE!]
Terradive: Eh? Oh... why me?
Goon: Shockwave ain't gonna like-- (He dies)
Terradive: Send in the Insecticons....
(And so a battle breaks out between the Decepticons and the Autobot reinforcements. Meanwhile, with Shockwave and the gang...)
Terradive: (on comm) Shockwave! This is Terradive! We're out-- (Static cuts him off)
Shockwave: I can never leave that idiot alone for--
Noisemaze: May I speak?
Shockwave: What is it?
Noisemaze: How about I go find the Planet Key for you?
Shockwave: Hmm...
Necros Prime: Fine.
Nova Prime: Don'ttrusthim, don'ttrusthim, don'ttrust him
Noisemaze: Come on! Trust me!
Shockwave: Very well. You may go.
Noisemaze: With pleasure.... (He then teleports away)
(On Velocitron, at a mysterious hideout...)
Inch-Up: Boss, visitor!
???: What do you want?
Visitor: Nothing much, Starscream. I simply bare news. He's returning, Starscream. The chaos lord.
Starscream: And why should I care?
Visitor: So you don't care if you are devoured?
Starscream: I'm immortal, remember?
Visitor: Your spark is... your body is not.
Starscream: So? I can just find another one and possess it.
Visitor: You don't understand! [Neither do I. What the heck is going on?]
Starscream: I guess not... Now leave...
Visitor: Fool. (He teleports away) They'll never understand... chaos is coming.
To be continued... [I... I have no words. What... was this?]
FEATURED CHARACTERS
Autobots: Armorfist, Cloudburst, Crosshairs, Heavypunch, Ironhide, Kup, Lightyear, Omega Prime, Optimus Minor, Perceptor, Pointblank, Red Alert, Sureshot, Thunderclash, Trailbreaker, Turborun, Wastelifter, Wheeljack
Decepticons: Aquablast, Drench, Firestorm, Hydradread, Megastorm, Rage, Shockwave, Terradive
Velocitronians: Inch-Up, Online
Others: Freakazoid, Invader Xim, Necros Prime, Noisemaze, Nova Prime, Starscream
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