THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS, PART 1
(No, Vin Diesel is not in this)
(We open up on Velocitron at night, where a gang of thugs are hanging around)
Master Disaster: Hrn. Motormaster had to get himself and his group locked in the stockade.
Long Nose: At least he gave us these tailpipe kickin' alt modes! [What, were you not race cars like every other Velocitronian?]
Street Demon: Yeah, and the gestalt technology!
Master Disaster: Hmph. Let's go find that murderer. [Yes, we must avenge the redshirts!]
(Meanwhile, Megastorm and co beat up Wing Dagger and Spiral's team before retreating. At that point, High Beam and his team arrive)
High Beam: Great spark, what happened here?!
Spiral: A group of Decepticons beat us up and that Autobot over there.
High Beam: Decepticons? But they've all been imprisoned.
Spiral: Apparently we've missed a few.
(Meanwhile, Gasket and Crumplezone run into Megastorm and the Decepticons and almost get killed by Irontread)
Gasket: Who the heck are you guys?!
Megastorm: I am Megastorm, Decepticon commander, leader of Team Armada.
Gasket: Right... well, this is our road!
Megastorm: I believe it is not. Unless... you join us.
Gasket: Why should we?
Megastorm: You can have all of the roads to yourself... and become ruler of Velocitron.
(Gasket exchanges a look and a grin with Crumplezone before shaking on it with Megastorm. We then cut to where the Autobots are)
Swerve: Hey, guys, the Velocitron World Cup is about to start. Five races, five solar cycles... and the winner gets to participate in the Speedia 500 and become leader of Velocitron.
Optimus Minor: Thanks, but we'll pa--
Turborun: I am SO there! (He and Armorfist transform and drive off)
Optimus Minor: ...Accept.
(Later, at the first race....)
Announcer: We'd like to present the World Cup! Today, we have ten racers, and only one will go down in history as leader of Velocitron! We have Turborun and Armorfist of Team Orion! Vroom and Joyride of Cybertron! Excellion of Velocitron! And the menacing gang of Master Disaster: Street Demon, Long Nose, Inch-Up, and Razorblade!
Announcer (cont.): Racers, start your engines! Get ready. Get set. GO!
(So the race begins. Right away, Disaster's gang start cheating to get ahead, starting with Razorblade slicing Vroom's tires...)
(Meanwhile, on Animatron, Gigatron and his team reach a temple. Telling the others to stay put, Gigatron approaches the front gate)
Brimstone: Halt! You are not permitted here!
Gigatron: Try me. (He bashes the guards heads together, before getting attacked by another Animatronian, whom he blasts away. At that point, the leader of Animatron steps in....)
(...but enough of that! More racing! Master Disaster's team take out Armorfist! Turborun is lagging behind! Why? Because he is experiencing A FLASHBACK!)
(YEARS BEFORE THE WAR!)
Turborun: Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, jet judo time!
Sunstreaker: All right!
(The three of them all lunge at Decepticon Seekers, but Turborun gets shot down. He almost gets run over by Motormaster, only to be saved by his brother Hardrun! They then regroup with the rest of their team, where their leader briefs them)
Squad Leader: All right, we've got 'Cons in Tyrest and Altihex that need a lesson. Twins, you've got jet judo duties. Hardrun, Flattop, you go rush head on into enemy lines. Turborun, Quickrun, you've got sniper duties. Autobots, roll out!
(Back in the present day, Turborun somehow gets ahead of the other racers. I guess flashbacks give you a boost or something? Anyway, he manages to make it to the finish line, but at the cost of blowing out a couple of tires. We then get ANOTHER FLASHBACK!)
Turborun: Sis, above you!
(Brawl drops down from who-knows-where, nearly crushing Quickrun. He then transforms to tank mode and shoots at them, only to then be pounced on by Hardrun. More Decepticons then come in to deal with the three siblings)
Hardrun (to Flattop via comm): Flattop, I'm gonna be busy.
Flattop: Got it! (He then gets killed by Decepticons. Nice knowing you, pal)
(Suddenly, the rest of the Combaticons arrive and they merge with Brawl to form... BRUTICUS! But before we can get an awesome combiner fight, Turborun wakes up in the present!)
Turborun: Ah! What--? Where--?
Optimus Minor: The race is over.
Joyride: You did good there, kid!
Excellion: Lucky!
(Turborun ignores them, suddenly collapsing into a heap....)
(Meanwhile, Gasket and Crumplezone are following Megastorm and the Decepticons)
Gasket: What do we do now, boss?
Megastorm: You and Crumplezone are to infiltrate Velocitron security.
Gasket: And how do we do that?
Megastorm: Would these interest you? (He then presents them a hologram of weapon mods...)
To be continued
FEATURED CHARACTERS
Autobots: Armorfist, Fastfix, Flattop, Hardrun, Heavypunch, High Beam, Joyride, Optimus Minor, Oval, Quickrun, Sideswipe, Spiral, Sunstreaker, Swerve, Turborun, Vroom, Wing Dagger
Decepticons: Bladespin, Brawl, Bruticus, Crumplezone, Double Punch, Firestorm, Gasket, Gigatron, Icestorm, Irontread, Megastorm, Motormaster, Onslaught, Sky-Byte?, Skywatch, Tarantulas, Terrorsaur, Waspinator, Wipe-Out
Velocitronians: Excellion, Inch-Up, Long Nose, Master Disaster, Razorblade, Street Demon
Animatronians: Brimstone, Direwolf, Undermine
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