Date: 9/2/2012
NIGHTMARE PLANET
ROADBUSTER: So what do we do? Blow everyone up?
SPRINGER: No, Roadbuster. I think it's best that we find out what's going on on this different Cybertron.
ARCEE: (over comm) Sir, I've got the directions to Autobot HQ.
SPRINGER: Good work, Arcee.
ARCEE: It's the least I can do-
NIGHTBEAT (SG): Hey! You comin' or what?! I told you where the blasted place is!
ARCEE: I think we should move out.
SPRINGER: Sounds like a good idea. Let's roll, Wreckers!
(They transform and roll out)
IRONFIST: Wait a minute. Why do we need directions? We know where Autobot HQ is!
SPRINGER: Well, Ironfist, on a world like this... you never know what might be different...
(Meanwhile, Arcee and SG Nightbeat arrive at Autobot HQ... which is a very scary fortress)
ARCEE: By Primus... we're definitely not on Cybertron...
NIGHTBEAT (SG): Downshift, get this guy locked up.
DOWNSHIFT (SG): Aye, sir.
SPRINGER: What the spark is this?!
ARCEE: You tell me.
IRONFIST: Man, this is like some Decepticon lair or something...
(Scattorshot walks by a tube with a corpse in it)
SCATTORSHOT: I have a bad feeling about this.
INTERCOM: All Autobots, come to the main room immediately.
TWIN TWIST: Might as well go.
(They enter the main room, which looks like an evil throne room)
IRONFIST: Wow, this is a very big-- oh.
ROTORSTORM: Spark.
BULKHEAD: Scrapmetal.
OPTIMUS PRIME (SG): Well... it seems that we have some guests tonight.
(Meanwhile, the Mayhem Attack Squad attacks...)
QUAKE: Ha! Ha! Ha! Die, Autobots! (He blasts the head off an Autobot)
JAZZ: Oh, great...
AIR RAID: Jazz, we're getting pounded here!
JAZZ: I can see that, Air Raid! You would be hard-pressed to not notice it... very hard-pressed.
SOLDIER: Silverbolt says we should retreat.
JAZZ: Sage advice. Let's vamoose!
NEEDLENOSE: Ha! The Autobots are retreating, Bludgeon! Proximax is ours!
BLUDGEON: Good work, Needlenose. Proceed on to Stanix... there's someone I'd like to meet.
(Back with the Wreckers)
SCATTORSHOT: All right, I think we should leave.
SPRINGER: I don't think that'll be possible, Scattorshot.
OPTIMUS PRIME (SG): Now then... correct me if I'm wrong, but did you not defect from us, Springer?
SPRINGER: What?!
OPTIMUS PRIME (SG): Don't play games with me. Years ago, on Pova, you joined Impactor in his mad quest for power. As well as his attempt to overthrow me.
SPRINGER: This is crazy! What are you--?!
OPTIMUS PRIME (SG): Guards, take them away.
ROADBUSTER: No.
SIDESWIPE (SG): What was that?
ROADBUSTER: No. (He blasts SG Sideswipe's head off. Then he starts blastin')
IRONFIST: Whoa!
TOPSPIN: And that's why we always take Roadbuster on missions.
SPRINGER: Time to split up. Roadbuster, you, Arcee, Rotorstorm, Ironfist, and Twin Twist handle things here.
ROADBUSTER: Right.
SPRINGER: Rest of you, with me!
ROADBUSTER: Twin Twist, drill a way out!
TWIN TWIST: Way ahead of ya'! (He starts drilling, spraying dirt everywhere)
IRONHIDE (SG): ACKPT! This better be dirt! [ha ha poop joke]
OPTIMUS PRIME (SG): Stop them!
IRONFIST: Tally ho!
NIGHTBEAT (SG): Blast! They got away!
IRONHIDE (SG): What are your orders, my lord? M-my lord? (Optimus kills him with a sword) SHEAGH!
OPTIMUS PRIME (SG): Nightbeat, alert all security about the intruders. And tell them that if they find any one of them... to tear them apart!
(Meanwhile, Stanix...)
SPINISTER: What a dead town....
???: Can't believe he wanted to go there.
SPINISTER: But why?
???: He said he wanted to see someone.
SPINISTER: But who would want to live in Stanix?
???: There's all sorts of different bots, Spinister... you just have to look hard enough.
BLUDGEON: Megadeath. We need to talk.
MEGADEATH: I knew you would come one day.
BLUDGEON: I want answers.
MEGADEATH: Of course you do... why else would you have come?
BLUDGEON: Did you know Thunderwing?
MEGADEATH: Yes, he was under my command.
BLUDGEON: Why did he leave?
MEGADEATH: Oh, he just said something about Ultra-Energon and Nucleon and other crud. I didn't need him.
BLUDGEON: Oh, really? So you just let him leave?
MEGADEATH: Yes.
BLUDGEON: And let him cause chaos.
MEGADEATH: Yes.
BLUDGEON: And let him accomplish more than you could.
MEGADEATH: Yes...
BLUDGEON: Is this all true?
MEGADEATH: Yes.
(Bludgeon slices his head off)
BLUDGEON: Pathetic. (He takes something off Megadeath's person) Bingo. Octopunch, prepare the ship. We're going to Nebulos!
OCTOPUNCH: Aye aye, captain.
TO BE CONTINUED
CHARACTERS
Autobots: Air Raid, Arcee, Bulkhead, Ironfist, Jazz, Roadbuster, Rotorstorm, Scattorshot, Springer, Topspin, Twin Twist, Whirl
Decepticons: Battletrap, Bludgeon, Carnivac, Flywheels, Megadeath, Needlenose, Octopunch, Quake, Spinister, Stranglehold
SG Autobots: Downshift, Hot Rod, Ironhide, Nightbeat, Optimus Prime, Perceptor, Sideswipe, Ultra Magnus
SG Decepticons: Starscream (Jetfire)
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