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The Transformers: Redux, Issue 6: War of Two Worlds, Chapter Six

 Date: 5/20/2012

PRIME TARGET, PART TWO

(On Earth, Optimus Prime is taking a nighttime drive)

WHEELJACK: (over comm) So, uh, Optimus... are you still made about--?

OPTIMUS PRIME: No, Wheeljack. I understand there wasn't much you could do.

WHEELJACK: So... what now?

OPTIMUS PRIME: Right now we have to find parts to repair Kup's ship. Then we might be able to use it against the Decepticons' ship.

WHEELJACK: And just where are we going to find ship parts?

OPTIMUS PRIME: You'll see...

(At the base, the Autobots stare at an image of Swindle)

IRONHIDE: You. Have got. To be. JOKING!

PROWL: Ironhide, you know I rarely joke, and when I do, it's usually a sarcastic remark. Besides, Swindle is the only merchant I know for having easily installed repairs. Don't worry, though. I know someone else who can deal with him...

(On the Nemesis)

STARSCREAM: Well, now that Bludgeon and his friends are gone... mind telling me how the Autobots manage to capture you?

BARRICADE: Well, uh--

LUGNUT: If Barricade hadn't stopped me from using my Punch... we wouldn't have been captured!

BARRICADE: Better than getting killed by your Punch!

LUGNUT: I'd rather do that than upset Lord Megatron's will!

BARRICADE: Oh, please. Unlike you, Lugnut, I'm not die-hard Megatron fan like you!

LUGNUT: You dare?!

BARRICADE: You betcha, wideload.

(They have a slap fight while Starscream facepalms)

LUGNUT: Traitor!

BARRICADE: Fanboy!

LUGNUT: Disloyalist!

BARRICADE: That's not even a word!

LUGNUT: SILENCE!

STARSCREAM: Oh, woe is me...

BARRICADE: Fat bot!

LUGNUT: Oi!

(Back on Earth)

OPTIMUS PRIME: Never noticed how quiet Earth was at night... it is quite peaceful... though it still gives me an uneasy feeling.

(Nearby, four Decepticon pods crash-land, deploying the four Stunticons)

STRAXUS: (over comm) Right then... you all know your mission.

BREAKDOWN: Yes, Lord Straxus.

STRAXUS: Good. Begin scanning Earth forms... then thou shalt commence thy hunt!

(The Stunticons scan Earth modes and drive out)

BREAKDOWN: Stunticons, roll out!

WILDRIDER: Heh-heh-heh!

(On Cybertron)

ULTRA MAGNUS: I have to talk with who?!

JETFIRE: Swindle. Prowl says Kup's team needs parts to repair their ship.

ULTRA MAGNUS: What happened to it?

JETFIRE: Either the 'Cons blew it, or someone sabotaged it.

ULTRA MAGNUS: Wait... when you say 'Cons...

JETFIRE: Oh, yeah, 'bout that. After the ship blew up, Bludgeon and his Mayhem Squad showed up and managed to free the 'Cons Prime and his bots captured.

(Beat)

ULTRA MAGNUS: Book me a table at Maccadam's... Swindle and I are going to have a long talk.

(Later, at Maccadam's)

SWINDLE: So, I hear you need a good deal on ship parts.

ULTRA MAGNUS: Yes... but only if it's cheap.

SWINDLE: No problem! What do ya' need? Extra firepower? Gravity engines? You name it!

ULTRA MAGNUS: I guess it's best to show you the damage...

(He shows Swindle a holo of Kup's ship)

SWINDLE: Gee, um, that type of damage would require some... expensive stuff....

ULTRA MAGNUS: Name the price.

SWINDLE: But you said--

ULTRA MAGNUS: Forget what I said. Just name your price!

SWINDLE: Well, seeing as you're desperate, I suppose six hundred thousand credits will do.

ULTRA MAGNUS: Deal.

(Back on Earth, Optimus Prime hears the Stunticons' engines as they drive up behind him)

OPTIMUS PRIME: What the-? Hmm... (He brakes and turns around) Humans, I have heard of how some of you enjoy "tailgating" or following others. Thus, I suggest that you turn around now.

BREAKDOWN: Did you call us humans? You're sorely mistaken... (they transform) we're definitely not humans!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Wait a minute! Jazz? Sideswipe? Is that you?

BREAKDOWN: Close enough... but not cy-gar! (He uses a device to knock Optimus out) Heh, that was easy. C'mon, let's take him away!

(Autobot Base)

PROWL: Guys, we have a problem. I've lost Prime's signal.

BUMBLEBEE: Uh oh...

RATCHET: This is bad.

IRONHIDE: So what are we gonna do?

BUMBLEBEE: Isn't it obvious?! We have to find him!

SPRINGER: It might not be that easy, Bumblebee. The Decepticons are surely behind this. They might be trying to bait us by capturing Prime.

BUMBLEBEE: So, what? We're just gonna sit here and do nothing?

SPRINGER: Not exactly... I have something in mind.

(Cybertron, Lockdown meets with Minion)

LOCKDOWN: So... you want me to find your glorious leader?

MINION: Indeed. I've heard that you've got yourself quite a reputation, Lockdown.

LOCKDOWN: Eh. I just do it for a living.

MINION: Right then... According to our sources, Lord Megatron vanished during the Battle of Helex. At the moment, Helex is currently blockaded by Autobot forces.

LOCKDOWN: I can get through them.

MINION: Good.

LOCKDOWN: Will that be all?

MINION: Ur, yes. Do you require any assistance?

LOCKDOWN: I never do.

MINION: Very well.

(Lockdown leaves)

MINION: He'll never succeed.

???: He's not supposed to.

MINION: True... very true.

(Back on Earth)

BREAKDOWN: Dead End, do you have the spark extractor?

DEAD END: Yes.

BREAKDOWN: Drag Strip, the stun gun?

DRAG STRIP: Right here.

BREAKDOWN: Good. Well, my friends... I do believe... it's extracting time!

TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Arcee, Blurr, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Jetfire, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Ratchet, Springer, Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack

    Decepticons: Barricade, Breakdown, Dead End, Drag Strip, Knock Out, Lugnut, Minion, Starscream, Straxus, Swindle, Vehicons, Wildrider

    Others: Lockdown

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