Sunday, January 21, 2024

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 13: Decepticons Rising, Chapter One

 Date: 6/5/2012

DECEPTICONS RISING, PART I

(Two months have passed since the conclusion of the last arc. Optimus Prime narrates over a scene of Decepticons mining for Energon on Earth)

OPTIMUS PRIME (Narration): Ever since Megatron's return, our war has taken a turn for the worst. The Decepticons have become stealthier in their acts... and they've started stealing Earth's Energon. And although it's been difficult detecting their activities... when we do find them... we make a pretty good job of them.

(The Autobots intervene on the Decepticons' mining)

OPTIMUS PRIME: Starscream, if I were you, I'd cancel this operation before things got nasty.

STARSCREAM: Decepticons, attack!

(The two factions exchange fire)

SOUNDWAVE: Laserbeak, eject. Commence Operation: Autobot Destruction!

BUMBLEBEE: Oh, great. (Laserbeak attacks him) Stupid bird! (Laserbeak opens fire) All right, forget what I said... annoying bird!

(Ironhide knocks out Soundwave while Optimus corners Starscream)

OPTIMUS PRIME: Well, Starscream, what do you think your chances are in this fight?

STARSCREAM: I have a good guess. Decepticons... transform and move out. We have what we came for.

(The Decepticons start to move through a ground bridge portal)

IRONHIDE: Not so fast, 'Screamer! (He punches Starscream) Not 'til you say what you're doin' with that energon!

STARSCREAM: Would saying that we simply needed refueling satisfy you? (Ironhide shoots at him) I didn't think so. Syanora, Autobots! (He flies through the portal)

IRONHIDE: Come back here, ya' grease-guzzlin'--

OPTIMUS PRIME: That's enough, Ironhide.

BUMBLEBEE: Is it just me, or did that fight seem like something from a kid's cartoon?

OPTIMUS PRIME: It's probably just you...

[Ha ha get it 'cos Transformers is a kid's cartoon]

(Back at Autobot Base)

PROWL: So we still don't know what the 'Cons are doing with all of this energon.

BUMBLEBEE: Well, Ironhide certainly didn't think it was for making beverages.

WHEELJACK: It certainly can't be good.

PROWL: Thanks for the understatement.

WHEELJACK: No problem. Whoa whoa whoa! Guys, check this out! There's an energon supply nearby, untouched!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Let's get to it before the Decepticons. Autobots... roll out!

(Meanwhile, on Garrus-Nine)

KICK-OFF: Um, Maximus... we have a problem. I'm picking up unidentified signals in Level Zeta!

FORTRESS MAXIMUS: Level Zeta? But that's where... oh no.

(Level Zeta is where Shockblast is being held. Decepticons blast through the wall)

SPINISTER: Mayhem Attack Squad... attack!

SFX: BOOM!

FORTRESS MAXIMUS: That doesn't sound good. Kick-Off, stay here.

KICK-OFF: But where are you going?

FORTRESS MAXIMUS: To exterminate an infestation....

(On Earth, at the Grand Canyon in Arizona)

IRONHIDE: So this is where the energon's at?

WHEELJACK According to my scanner, yes, it is.

OPTIMUS PRIME: Do you know how we can disguise it from the Decepticons?

WHEELJACK: Of course, that's why I brought my frequency masker. And before you say anything, I couldn't think of a better name.

IRONHIDE: Whatever.

(*beat*)

WHEELJACK: It's... a long way down...

IRONHIDE: Oh, spark... (He carries Wheeljack down) You owe me for this.

(Laserbeak watches from afar. The two Autobots reach the bottom of the canyon)

WHEELJACK: Right then, now to place the device. Just a few tweaks here and there, and soon--

(They are fired upon)

IRONHIDE: Oh, for cryin' out loud!

WHEELJACK: What the-?

OPTIMUS PRIME: Ironhide! Wheeljack! What's going on?!

WHEELJACK: The Decepticons! They... they-- (Lugnut shows up) IT'S A TRAP! (Lugnut punches him and knocks him and Ironhide out before dragging Wheeljack away)

LUGNUT: Soundwave, I have captured the engineer. Activate the ground bridge.

(Lugnut walks through the portal as Ironhide wakes up)

IRONHIDE: Ow... Wheeljack...? Oh...

OPTIMUS PRIME: Ironhide, what happened? Where's... Wheeljack?

(Back at Garrus-Nine, the Mayhem Attack Squad attacks)

TIGERTRACK: This is Officer-One to Control Center! We are under attack! I repeat: We are-- (Bludgeon stabs him) URK!

KICK-OFF: (comm) Officer-One? Tigertrack, come in!

BLUDGEON: Is that all of them?

OCTOPUNCH: I believe so, sir.

BLUDGEON: Excellent. Now, unless Fortress Maximus has any others he'd like to send out, we can now-- (SFX: Beep!) Eh?

TIGERTRACK: Control Center, this is Tigertrack. Send--

BLUDGEON: Nice try. (He finishes him off)

KICK-OFF: Tigertrack? Is that you? Tigertrack, come in! All right, this is bad. Maximus, I've lost contact with Level Zeta! I don't think you'll be able to hold them--

SPINISTER: I don't think so either. (He zaps Kick-Off and knocks him offline)

FORTRESS MAXIMUS: Kick-Off? Come in! Kick-Off?!

(Shockblast shows up behind him, having been freed)

SHOCKBLAST: Sounds like connections have been severed, don't you think? And I think your head shall share the same fate!

(Earth, the Nemesis...)

MEGATRON: Excellent work, Lugnut. Now, with Prime's most trusted engineer in our hands... perhaps he can help us in our plans.

WHEELJACK: Over my dead body.

MEGATRON: Normally, that would be an option, but not in your case.

WHEELJACK: What are you talking about?

MEGATRON: As I said, you are Prime's best engineer. Surely you can further our progress... on THIS!

(He shows Wheeljack the hologram of a mysterious project)

WHEELJACK: Oh, Primus...

TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Bumblebee, Fortress Maximus, Ironhide, Kick-Off, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Tigertrack, Wheeljack

    Decepticons: Bludgeon, Carnivac, Knock Out, Laserbeak, Lugnut, Megatron, Needlenose, Octopunch, Soundwave, Spinister, Starscream, Vehicons

    Others: Shockblast

Saturday, January 20, 2024

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 12: War of Two Worlds, Chapter Twelve

 Date: 6/4/2012

AUTOBOT RESCUE, PART 2

(The Autobots continue to clash with Bruticus (the RID dragon guy, not the combiner). He swings a giant axe at the Aerialbots)

SILVERBOLT: Okay... I really wasn't expecting that. Fall back! Fall back!

CLIFFJUMPER: This is bad, this is bad, this is bad.

WARPATH: What tipped you off? The fact that he's chasing us?!

POWERGLIDE: (over comm) Jetfire, I don't think we can handle this guy. Should we retreat? Or just keep fighting? Jetfire?

JETFIRE: I... I don't know, Powerglide... I just don't know.

(At the High Council tower, Councilor Omicron chews out Ultra Magnus)

OMICRON: Are you suggesting, Commander... that there's a DECEPTICON in our ranks?!

ULTRA MAGNUS: According to what Nightbeat's found out, I believe so, Councilor Omicron.

OMICRON: No... I don't-- won't believe it! Even with Megatron back, the 'Cons can't break our security! Have any... suspects?

ULTRA MAGNUS: None so far, but--

RATBAT: I agree with Omicron. It is highly unlikely for the 'Cons to have infiltrated us.

[Oh, Ratbat's an Autobot here. I bet he's not secretly evil!]

ULTRA MAGNUS: But Councilor Ratbat--

RATBAT: You are dismissed, Commander.

(Autobot HQ, Magnus' office)

KUP: Meeting didn't go so well, huh?

ULTRA MAGNUS: Ugh! Don't remind me, Kup... I showed them the evidence, but Omicroin--

KUP: Omicron is a pain in the neck, pure and simple. He wouldn't believe there was spy even if it dance in front of him.

SPRINGER: That's it!

KUP: Eh?

SPRINGER: Maybe we can find a way to get Omicron to believe us!

KUP: And how do we do that?

SPRINGER: Well, the first thing we need... is the spy themself!

(Later...)

NIGHTBEAT: You're serious.

ULTRA MAGNUS: Yes.

NIGHTBEAT: Really?

ULTRA MAGNUS: Yes.

NIGHTBEAT: You're that desperate to find the spy?

ULTRA MAGNUS: Yes, I am. Do whatever you think is necessary to find him. Or her. Or even them.

[Guess I was pretty progressive given this was back in 2012...]

NIGHTBEAT: So... whatever it takes?

ULTRA MAGNUS: Correct.

NIGHTBEAT: Regardless of legality?

ULTRA MAGNUS: Except that.

NIGHTBEAT: I'm on it.

(Darkmount, Polyhex...)

ONSLAUGHT: The Autobots have retreated, Lord Straxus.

STRAXUS: Really? Are you sure? After all, we still have the sparks of their friends... and if I know the Autobots, they never give up easily.

BRAWL: ARRRGH! (He is thrown into the room and hits a wall) AGH!

ONSLAUGHT: Brawl?! What's going on?!

BRAWL: Ugh... Bruticus... he... he...

BRUTICUS: RARRGH! (He blows fire into the fortress)

BRAWL: AHH!

STRAXUS: Bruticus! What in the blazes are you doing?!

BRUTICUS: CAN'T! CONTROL! FIRE! LOSING... MYSELF!

STRAXUS: Impossible! This remote was supposed to-- (He is thrown back by Bruticus' flames) AGH! (His remote breaks) Drat!

(Nearby, the Autobots witness Bruticus' rampage)

SUNSTREAKER: Jetfire, look!

JETFIRE: Well, looks like we got ourselves a second chance! Autobots, move out!

POWERGLIDE: And awaaay we go!

(The regrouped Autobots fire on Bruticus)

BRUTICUS: Rrrrgh!

SILVERBOLT: Air Raid, Fireflight, move in! We'll hold him off!

(The two Aerialbots fly into Darkmount)

AIR RAID: Hey, Straxus!

STRAXUS: What the-?

AIR RAID: Say cheese! (He shoots him in the face while Fireflight punches Onslaught)

STRAXUS: Rargh!

ONSLAUGHT: Oof!

STRAXUS: If you have blood, prepare to shed them now! (He transforms and shoots at Fireflight but misses)

FIREFLIGHT: Um, news flash... we don't have blood.

STRAXUS: Then it is Energon that you shall bleed! (BOOM!) AHH!

BRUTICUS: Can't... handle... any... more! Must... resist... NOOO!

STRAXUS: You've left me no choice, Bruticus. I have no further use for you. (He presses a remote on his arm. In the background, Air Raid sneaks away with the captured Autobot sparks)

BRUTICUS: No! Please, master! NOOO! (He explodes)

(Lockdown watches from afar with the Diagnostic Drone Unit-791)

LOCKDOWN: Huh. That was a bold move of his. Hope Darkmount's still there when the smoke clears. So, what does Megatron need of me now?

UNIT-791: Well... it involves a place called Garrus-Nine...

(Some time later, the disembodied Autobots are placed back into their bodies and reactivated at HQ)

FIRST AID: There, good as new...

MIRAGE: Thanks, First Aid. Gee, I wonder who sliced my optics...

JETFIRE: Just be glad that you have your body. Just imagine living as a disembodied spark.

SIDESWIPE: All right! Now I know how to scare Red Alert!

JETFIRE: ... Is he always like that?

JAZZ: Yup.

(Meanwhile: Garrus-Nine, located in the Elba system)

AUTOBOT: Well, Maximus... We just brought in five Decepticon sparks, belonging to the well-known Stunticons. I'm aware you're full up on "spark prisoners"...

FORTRESS MAXIMUS: Don't worry... I have a prisoner who's been getting a bit lonely. Isn't that right... SHOCKBLAST?

(Wow there's a scary looking one-eyed Decepticon. I bet he won't be any trouble)

TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Air Raid, Cliffjumper, Fireflight, First Aid, Fortress Maximus, Jazz, Jetfire, Kup, Mirage, Nightbeat, Omicron, Powerglide, Ratbat, Sideswipe, Silverbolt, Skydve, Slingshot, Springer, Sunstreaker, Ultra Magnus, Warpath, Xaaron

    Decepticons: Brawl, Bruticus, Onslaught, Straxus, Unit-791

    Others: Lockdown, Shockblast

Saturday, January 13, 2024

Transformers Regenerated: Beyond Imagination II, Chapter Three

 THREE: THE LAND WHERE TIME STANDS STILL

“Oh, dear.”

Grimlock stirred from his pensiveness when he heard Sky Lynx utter these words, which could be heard by all within the large Autobot’s interior. “What is it?” the Dinobot leader asked.

“My communications appear to be blocked. Not to worry; I have faced far worse in the past. For instance, during my mission to the Eshems Nebula—”

“Not now, Sky Lynx,” Grimlock growled impatiently. “Just get us to the island and make sure we land safely.”

A few moments later, Sky Lynx had touched down without incident and lowered his ramp, allowing the six Dinobots to disembark onto the mysterious island. Appearance wise, the island was a typical jungle, similar to others Grimlock had visited in his time on Earth as well as such worlds as Eukaris and Beast. Tuning his audio receptors, Grimlock could pick up sounds that he associated with Earthborn creatures, such as crickets chirping and birds tweeting. Some of them, however, sounded a bit off, as if they were not from Earth… or even fully organic.

To the others, Grimlock said, “Dino modes. Now.”

As one, the Dinobots transformed to their alternate modes, each one resembling a dinosaur as reconstructed by the humans of this world. Swoop, in his Pteranodon form, wasted no time in flying above the others to see over the treeline and scout ahead, while the others lumbered ahead into the jungle, leaving the stationary Sky Lynx behind.

Once a few minutes had passed, Grimlock radioed Swoop for a report. “Anything yet?”

“Nothing unusual so far,” Swoop replied. “All I see are Earth creatures and… hold on.”

“What?”

“Could’ve sworn I just saw a feline with big teeth. I think humans call them saber-toothed tigers. Aren’t those extinct?”

“How am I supposed to know? Anything else? Spark signatures or anything like that?”

“I’m picking one up,” Snarl said, his voice low. “Right behind us.”

The other Dinobots froze in place. “Where?” Grimlock asked.

“Straight back to transport.”

“Sure it isn’t Sky Lynx?” Sludge asked.

“Not that dumb, bozo.”

“Friends you’ll find if you look behind.”

Slash immediately turned around and pounced at the source of the voice. Said source was a small orange mech, about the same size as Slash, and he let out a wail as the Velociraptor tackled him to the ground. Slag opened his mouth to unleash his flamethrower but was stopped when Grimlock got in front of him.

“Wait,” the Dinobot leader ordered. To the stranger, he asked, “Who are you?”

With Slash still holding him down, the small bot managed to squeak out a response. “Wheelie is the name. Now your friend, can you tame?”

“Are you Autobot?”

“Such as it is, if my badge has the final say. Irrelevant I say it is, because your foe I am not.”

“I still say we frag him,” Slag rumbled. “He talks weird.”

Grimlock ignored him as he radioed Sky Lynx. “Sky Lynx, you didn’t say anything about stowaway.”

“Sweet Solomus, a stowaway? Ah, I take it you are referring to our new ally Wheelie!”

“You know him?”

“Yes, our good friend Kup befriended him back on Planet X when he found himself in the clutches of the Quintessons. He is a rather crafty Autobot and a brilliant addition to our team, I must say. I take it you have not yet been introduced?”

“Obviously.” Grimlock exhaled in exasperation before waving his alternate mode’s tiny claw to Slash. “Let him go, Slash.”

The young Dinobot did as ordered but kept her optics on Wheelie as he got to his feet.

“Experience I have with jungles like these,” he said. “Accept my help and life will be a breeze.”

“I’m with Slag on this,” said Snarl. “Let’s just flay him to a crisp. No one will know.”

Grimlock sighed and shook his head. “No time for this. Fine, you can come along. You armed?”

Wheelie beamed as he brandished a small slingshot. “Always.”

Grimlock stared at the pathetic weapon and could tell that Slag and Snarl were glaring at them, but he continued to disregard their clear grievances. Without another word, he lowered himself to the ground and Wheelie took this as a signal to climb on top of him, riding atop the Tyrannosaurus’ back.

“All right, let’s move,” Grimlock said. “Swoop, found anything else yet?”

No response. Grimlock narrowed his optics as he tried to hail Swoop again, only to yield the same results.

“Frag,” he growled.

“Always seems to get into trouble, doesn’t he?” remarked Snarl.

“Always.” Grimlock turned to face the jungle that awaited them, Wheelie perched on his back with slingshot at the ready. “Tread carefully. No idea what is waiting for us up ahead…”

*  *  *

Swoop squawked as he dove to avoid the advancing Pteranodons. Unlike him, they seemed to be organic rather than a mechanical representation of the dinosaur like he was. At the same time, however, he could not help but feel they were not native; not only were actual Pteranodons supposed to be extinct here on Earth… but these ones seemed to be deliberately attacking him. Not because he was encroaching on their territory… but because they recognized him as a foe.

One of the pteranodons, with a purple and red hide, lunged at Swoop talons first, aiming for his face. The Dinobot flier folded up his wings in front of his face to block the attack, using his back thrusters to keep himself in the air. He then unfurled his wings and unloaded his guns on the pteranodon, causing it to squawk and break off from its attack. With Swoop’s attention on the purple pteranodon however, its red counterpart took advantage of his distraction and attacked him from behind, clawing at his back armaments with its talons.

Squawking in pain, Swoop transformed to his robot mode and drew his sword, slashing at the red pteranodon. To his surprise, his blade did not cut cleanly through the creature’s flesh; instead, it slice through synthesized flesh and met metal and circuitry on the other end. The confusion Swoop felt washing over him caused him to not hear the red pteranodon’s agonized scream… nor the sound of parts shifting as the purple one changed shape. Out of nowhere, a laser blast hit Swoop in the back and he turned around to face the purple pteranodon, who was now in the form of a purple and red robot.

“Predacons!” Swoop exclaimed in surprise.

“About time you recognized us,” the Predacon known as Lazorbeak said dryly. “I guess that whole Onyx fiasco scrambled your memory banks.”

Behind Swoop, the red pteranodon converted into the robot mode of the Predacon named Terrorsaur, who drew his gun and aimed it at the Dinobot. “Maybe this’ll give you something to remember us by.”

He fired his gun, hitting Swoop square in the back and shorting out his thrusters. The Dinobot tried to transform back to his alternate mode, only to realize too late that his t-cog had been busted as he plummeted towards the ground…

*  *  *

Grimlock and the others hadn’t made it that far into the jungle when Swoop came crashing through the forest canopy, landing in front of them in a crumpled metal heap. Slash was the first to make it over to him, a concerned look on the face of her velociraptor form. As she started to sniff him with her olfactory sensors, Swoop stirred and groaned as he struggled up onto his knees.

“Swoop! What happened?” Slash asked.

“Predacons,” Swoop grunted in response.

“What?” Grimlock asked.

“Predacons. They’re here. Ran into two of them and they shot me down.”

“Should’ve figured,” said Slag. “If anyone would be behind Maximals disappearing, it would be them.”

Sludge lowered his long head to look over the damage that had been done to Swoop’s body, part of it from the fall and the other likely from his encounter with the Predacons. While Swoop seemed to be still functional, it didn’t look like he would be battle-ready again any time soon.

“Too bad Skar not here,” Sludge murmured. “He’d know how to patch him up.”

Grimlock stiffened at the mentioned of their former comrade. Skar had been with the Dinobots since their time with the Primal Vanguard, serving as their field medic until he was torn apart by the Construticons in the early days of the war. It had been the first (and so far only) time that the Dinobots had lost one of their own… which made it a particularly sore subject for Grimlock and not something he liked to be reminded of. He knew that Sludge didn’t mean anything ill with the mention of Skar, but it did not make the wound hurt any less.

Wheelie climbed down from his back and made his way over to Swoop. “A quick fix I can give, if only to help him live.”

“Wait, you’re a medi-bot?” asked Snarl.

Wheelie shook his head. “Many years I spent alone, fending for myself. Learned how to survive on limited resources. Those skills, I can apply here.”

“Do whatever you can, and quick,” Grimlock said. “If the Predacons are here, then we need to get a move on.”

Wheelie looked over to Sludge. “Carry us both on your back so we can pick up the slack?”

Sludge stared at him blankly. “Uh… what?”

“He asked if you can carry Swoop on your back while he fixed him,” said Slash.

“Oh. Sure.”

Slag and Snarl proceeded to transform so they could lift up Swoop and lay him onto the back of Sludge’s alternate mode. Wheelie then climbed onto the back of the brontosaurus while the two Dinobots transformed back and flanked Grimlock as the Dinobot leader continued to lead them into the jungle.

*  *  *

Deep within the jungle, a group of saurian creatures watched the Dinobots as they traversed past them, oblivious to their presence. One of them, a black raptor with a white stripe running across their body, sniffed indignantly at the sight of the intruders.

“We appear to have more visitors.”

“Evidently,” growled the largest of the group, a blue and gold raptor with a crimson crest.

“Guess the Autobots didn’t learn their lesson from the first few groups they sent,” said a scarred green raptor.

“Autobots are notoriously stubborn.” The black raptor glanced at their youngest compatriot, a white feathered Velociraptor. “No offense.”

“None taken.” The white raptor looked up to the blue one. “So what do we do? Reach out to them? Take them out of their misery?”

“The Predacons are already aware of their presence,” the leader said. “Let them deal with them for now. If they fare the same as all the others, then it will business as usual. If not… then perhaps they could be of use.”

“If they’re anything like T-Wrecks’ group, then they just might stand a chance,” suggested the green one.

“Perhaps.” The blue raptor narrowed her golden eyes. “I suppose only time will tell….”

Autobot City

Optimus Prime stood in the command center of Autobot City as he looked upon his assembled team of Autobots. Also present were Director Marissa Faireborn and Agent William Fowler, watching the gathered machines with apprehensive looks. While Fowler was more experienced in his interactions with the Autobots, he was no less wary than his superior after all the headaches the Autobots and their adventures had given him over the past four years.

Optimus couldn’t really blame him. The past few years had been quite eventful, all things considered, for both of their races. And things were only going to get worse from here.

“As you may have been informed by now,” Optimus Prime began to his audience, “the Dinobots have gone missing in their mission to this mysterious island we have recently discovered, joining the Maximals in the ranks of the lost. Now, while I’m sure several of you are eager to mount a mission to rescue them….”

“You can read us like a book,” muttered Sideswipe.

“…we cannot afford to lose any more Autobots at this point in time, especially now that we know for certain that the island is causing some sort of interference. Rest assured, our comrades will be rescued in due time, and the E.D.C. is already hard at work in finding an alternative approach to the island. However, we have other matters to attend to.

“A few days ago, Bumblebee and his team learned that the human terrorist group Cobra has been reorganized and, up until recently, had been working with the Predacon scientist Tarantulas. While Tarantulas is in captivity, Cobra’s leaders are still at large. We have reason to believe that they have ties to Machination, a human organization which some of us had experience dealing with during our first couple of years hear on Earth.”

Standing next to Sideswipe, Sunstreaker grimaced at the mention of Machination. During the Autobots’ first encounter with Machination, Sunstreaker had been captured by them and forcibly binary-bonded to the human Hunter O’Nion, who had served as his Headmaster partner ever since. While the pair had become accustomed to their current condition, it had nonetheless been a traumatic experience for which the two held a grudge against Machination and its affiliates for.

“Additionally,” Optimus continued, “we believe that Cobra may have had encounters with Transformers that had come to Earth long before our arrival and had been brainwashed by Shockwave into thinking they were key figures of the Great War, including myself and Bumblebee. While Bumblebee’s counterpart, Centurion, sacrificed himself to destroy the Talisman, there remains a possibility that others may still be active, or at the very least in a state where Cobra may use them against us.”

The Autobot leader looked over to Faireborn and Fowler. “Director, Agent Fowler, perhaps you could inform the room on what intelligence you may have regarding a Project: Ice Man.”

Fowler sucked in his breath and glanced at Faireborn, who gave him a silent nod of approval. Exhaling, he said, “Right, so, in 1897, some arctic explorers discovered a giant robot frozen in the Arctic Circle. The government extracted it and eventually placed it in a facility that the Hoover Dam was built around, keeping it safe while they studied it and tried to figure out what it was. The official name we gave it was NBE-01, but we called it Ice Man ‘cos that’s what it was named by the old man who discovered it.”

“And what was the name of this ‘old man?’” Optimus asked.

“Captain Archibald Witwicky.”

Bumblebee stirred at the mention of this name. “Wait,” he said. “As in Spike Witwicky?”

Optimus nodded. “Spike would be a descendant of Captain Witwicky, if I am not mistaken. The E.D.C. has authorized an operation to reach out to the Witwicky family and find out what additional information they may have on Captain Witwicky that may prove useful in our investigations; Bumblebee, you will lead a team to Portland, Oregon, where Spike Witwicky currently resides.”

Bumblebee nodded, still looking surprised by this information. Optimus knew that Spike Witwicky had been among the humans that Bumblebee had made contact with along with Hunter, Verity Carlo, and Jimmy Pink. While the latter three had continued to work with the Autobots in some fashion, Spike had returned to his normal life, distancing himself from the Autobots. This had disappointed Bumblebee in a way, as he had hoped to form a connection with Spike the same way Sunstreaker had with Hunter or, lately, as Stakeout had with Verity. While he had become good friends with Sari Sumdac, Sari was more of a… unique case, given her hybrid nature. And Charlie Watson had been more familiar with Centurion-Bumblebee and was not yet ready to move on and accept a bot who was near-identical in appearance and name. Perhaps this would give Bumblebee an opportunity to find the friendship he had been looking for…

“As for the rest of you, the E.D.C. has discovered some potential locations for where Cobra could be operating. We will split up and strike these locations and put a stop to whatever Cobra is cooking up there if they are indeed operational in those locations.”

Cliffjumper grinned as he pounded his fists. “Yeah, now you’re talking my language.”

“One last thing,” Optimus said. “We have a new addition to our ranks who has volunteered to join us in our missions. Perceptor and Brainstorm have already approved him for mission status, so allow me to introduce you to… Expanse!”

On cue, the doors to the room opened and large bot in blue and yellow stepped in. Prominently displayed on his chest was the logo of the superhuman team he had been affiliated with on his alternate version of Earth. Whether he intended to replace it with the Autobot brand, Optimus was not sure, but he had no intentions of pressing the matter, preferring to let Expanse reach that decision on his own. However, while he did not pay the logo any mind, it seemed to catch the eyes of Faireborn and Fowler, the latter who leaned over the railing as if to get a closer look at it.

“Excuse me,” Fowler said, “but, uh, where did you get that logo?”

Expanse frowned as he looked down at his chest. “Ah, it’s a long story. I got it when I went to an alternate universe.”

“An alternate universe. Right.” Fowler exchanged a look with Faireborn before clearing his throat. “Carry on then.”

Expanse gave the humans a questioning look but did not press the matter further. Making a mental note to return to this topic when the opportunity arose, Optimus Prime turned back to the assembled Autobots.

“If there are no further questions… then let us transform, and ROLL OUT!”

Friday, January 12, 2024

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 11: War of Two Worlds, Chapter Eleven

 Date: 6/2/2012

AUTOBOT RESCUE, PART I

(Autobot HQ, Cybertron)

JETFIRE: All right, guys, I think it's about time we free our fellow 'bots. According to this info Kup sent me, four Autobots' sparks are being held at Darkmount. And it's up to use to free them.

WARPATH: Blam! Let's pound 'em!

RICOCHET: Yeah!

SUNSTREAKER: We're freeing my brother out of there!

JETFIRE: ... Well, I do admire your enthusiasm. Alright, Autobots! Transform and roll out!

POWERGLIDE: Um, sir?

JETFIRE: Yes, Powerglide?

POWERGLIDE: I can only fly.

JETFIRE: ... Just GO.

(Space, aboard the Trion)

BLURR: I still wonder who caused our ship to blow up...

SPRINGER: I'm pretty sure it was Bludgeon's gang.

BLURR: Maybe... I don't know, something about it just doesn't seem right.

(In the Stunticons' cell, a small device starts beeping)

BREAKDOWN: Eh?

DEAD END: What the spark is that?

[NOTE: The device speaks via radio; the guards cannot hear]

STRAXUS: (via device) Ah, good to see this device still works. Well, Breakdown, I see that you and the others have failed.

BREAKDOWN: Yes, Lord Straxus. I... deeply apologize.

STRAXUS: Ah, no matter. I have no doubt that the Autobots are headed here, yes? Then I suppose it is time to set up defenses.

(Back on Cybertron)

JETFIRE: How much farther now, Cliffjumper?

CLIFFJUMPER: About five more megamiles, Jetfire. You know, it's strange... we've gotten this far without any opposition! Makes you wonder if they're--

(Dirge lands in front of them and starts blasting)

CLIFFJUMPER: What the-?!

RICOCHET: Whoa!

DIRGE: Death comes to those who cross me.

RICOCHET: Oh yeah...? (He shoots at him but Dirge transforms and flies off)

WARPATH: Step aside, Ricochet! I'll handle this guy! BANG! (He fires his chest cannon but misses and is blasted away by Dirge) AHHH!

RICOCHET: Yeah, I'm really impressed... (He gets punched in the face)

(Brawl and a horde of Decepticons show up)

BRAWL: Think that was impressive? Well, then... prepare to be astonished!

(At the Iacon Port, the Trion touches down and a Councilor greets them)

COUNCILOR: Well, Sergeant Kup... I see that you've captured a few Decepticons.

KUP: Yes, sir. They were sent to Earth by Straxus. Apparently, their sparks were placed in Autobot bodies, who most likely had their--

COUNCILOR: I know, sergeant! You just sent Jetfire a message about it!

BLURR: He has a point, you know...

KUP: Shut. Up.

COUNCILOR: Anyway, Sergeant, you may take the Decepticons to the detention center until the Autobot sparks are returned.

PERCEPTOR: You didn't need to act like that, Councilor...

COUNCILOR: These Autobots must be disciplined, Perceptor.

PERCEPTOR: But Kup's a veteran!

COUNCILOR: It matters not. Besides, experience doesn't always prevent rebellion...

(At Darkmount, battle is breaking out)

WARPATH: We're gettin' pounded out here, Jetfire!

JETFIRE: I know, Warpath... but we've gotta get through 'em in order to free our comrades!

(Within Darkmount)

STRAXUS: How persistent. Double, double, toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble. By the pricking of my thumbs... something wicked this way comes.

(Outside)

WARPATH: Blam!

SFX: THOOM. THOOM.

POWERGLIDE: Where's that sound coming from...?

CLIFFJUMPER: Uh-oh...

(A three-headed beast (based on RID Bruticus) breaks out and lands on the battlefield)

BRUTICUS: RARGH!

RICOCHET: Trion's Beard! What is that thing?! (Cliffjumper is in shock) Um... Cliff', you okay?

CLIFFJUMPER: EEEK! (He runs away)

JETFIRE: Autobots, fall back and regroup! We'll have to take on this thing from afar!

POWERGLIDE: Maybe we should call in the Aerialbots for air support!

JETFIRE: Good idea. I'll give Silverbolt a call.

(In Darkmount)

RAMJET: Are you sure it's wise to unleash Bruticus, Lord Straxus?

STRAXUS: Indeed I do, Ramjet. I even consulted the idea with Onslaught.

RAMJET: But Bruticus is an uncaged beast, my lord... if he goes out of control, he may destroy us all!

STRAXUS: Indeed, he may... but I'll insure he won't.

BRUTICUS: Yes! Yes! Destruction! Destruction everywhere we see! And forever shall Cybertron burn!

(He gets shocked by Straxus remotely)

STRAXUS: Tut, tut, we cannot have that. Did I not make it clear to only destroy the Autobots? Understood?

BRUTICUS: Yes, master.

(Autobot HQ)

ULTRA MAGNUS: Nightbeat, any progress?

NIGHTBEAT: Well, I've found a bot called Rattletrap who knew Rocky rather well. Apparently, Rocky only fell in with the 'Cons for spare parts. But he didn't intentionally give info to them.

ULTRA MAGNUS: Then how did he?

NIGHTBEAT: With this. A cerebro shell, a Decepticon device. My guess is that the cerebro-shell controlled Rocky into giving the 'Cons the info they needed.

ULTRA MAGNUS: I see... any idea what said info was?

NIGHTBEAT: Now that, Ultra Magnus... is a question only you can answer for yourself.

(Back in Polyhex, the Aerialbots arrive)

SILVERBOLT: Silverbolt to Jetfire! The Aerialbots are en route!

JETFIRE: Good to hear that, Silverbolt... now see if you can take down that beast!

SILVERBOLT: On it!

(They fire on Bruticus, who breathes fire in their direction)

BRUTICUS: Pestering Autobots!

STRAXUS: Bruticus, it's time we showed these Autobots a lesson. Commence transformation.

BRUTICUS: As you wish, Master.

(Bruticus transforms to robot mode as Straxus narrate)

STAXUS: Cry havoc... and let slip the dogs of war. As fire drive out fire, so pity... so pity.

BRUTICUS: Now... FALL, AUTOBOTS!

TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Air Raid, Blurr, Cliffjumper, Fireflight, Jetfire, Kup, Nightbeat, Perceptor, Powerglide, Ricochet, Silverbolt, Skydive, Slingshot, Springer, Sunstreaker, Ultra Magnus, Warpath

    Decepticons: Brawl, Breakdown, Bruticus, Dead End, Demolishor, Dirge, Drag Strip, Onslaught, Ramjet, Straxus, Wildrider

    Others: Rocky (flashbacks)

Sunday, January 7, 2024

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 10: War of Two Worlds, Chapter Ten

 Date: 5/31/2012

MEGATRON RISING, PART TWO

(Optimus Prime stands off with the reborn Megatron)

OPTIMUS PRIME: No... it can't be! You're... you're supposed to be dead!

MEGATRON: The rumors of my demise... were greatly exaggerated.

(He fires his fusion cannon and Optimus barely dodges it)

OPTIMUS PRIME: Ahh!

MEGATRON: Hh. I was expecting more than that. Let's try that move again. (He fires again and blasts Prime off his feet)

OPTIMUS PRIME: Whoaah!

MEGATRON: Tsk tsk tsk. I am disappointed. At least Sentinel Prime put up more of a fight than you. But no matter. (He cocks his cannon) At leas your death will be swift.

IRONHIDE: No! (He punches Megatron in the face)

MEGATRON: Well, if it isn't the legendary Autobot Ironhide. I've heard much about you.

IRONHIDE: Good thing my reputation precedes me. (He deploys his arm cannons and unloads them, but they bounce right off Megatron, who then fires his fusion cannon) YAAAAHHHH!

MEGATRON: Such heroic nonsense.... (Optimus shoots him from behind) Argh! I tire of this game. (He brandishes his flail) It is by time that you suffer the same fate as all of the Primes before you.

OPTIMUS PRIME: (Brandishes his axe) So be it, Megatron.

(Meanwhile, on the Nemesis)

STARSCREAM: No! That's impossible! How can Megatron be alive?!

BARRICADE: Maybe he got lucky...

STARSCREAM: No... it can't be! It must be an impostor! Yes, that's it! An impostor! [Megatron's looking sus!] Barricade! Send all Vehicon fighters!

BARRICADE: But, Starscream, I don't--

STARSCREAM: Do as you're told! I am your superior!

(Barricade glances at Knock Out, who just shrugs)

BARRICADE: Very well.

(Down below, Prime and Megs are duking it out)

MEGATRON: What's the matter, Optimus? Afraid of a little flail? Then I'll make it easier on you. (His flail becomes a mace. They continue fighting)

ULTRA MAGNUS: Megatron...? No, it cannot be... I saw him die!

(Flash back to five years ago)

ULTRA MAGNUS: Megatron! Your tyranny ends here!

MEGATRON: Does it? Many Autobots have said such words, including the mighty Sentinel Prime. Now tell me, Ultra Magnus... are you prepared to meet his fate as well?

(Back to the present)

ULTRA MAGNUS: No... I won't let Optimus suffer what Sentinel did... (He charges in with his hammer) MEGATRON!

MEGATRON: Now what?

ULTRA MAGNUS: You have caused enough deaths!

(He swings his hammer but Megatron stops it with his hand)

MEGATRON: Ah, if it isn't Ultra Magnus. I thought you were still protecting Cybertron. But no matter... I shall destroy you all the same.

LUGNUT: Master!

MEGATRON: What the-?

(Vehicons fly in and fire on Megatron)

MEGATRON: What in the Matrix are they doing?! I am your rightful lord and master! You dare turn against me?! Very well then. Prepare to face your punishment.

(He fires on the Vehicons and destroy each and every one of them)

VEHICON: SHEEEAGH!

(On the Nemesis)

KNOCK OUT: Sir, are you sure this "Megatron" is an impostor?

STARSCREAM: Yes, Knock Out, I am certain. The only way that fool could prove that he is Megatron is by saying something only the real Megatron would know!

MEGATRON: Starscream! You better not turn against me like you did at Technar Five!

(Starscream looks like he pissed his pants)

KNOCK OUT: Busted.

[Megatron was not the impostor]

MEGATRON: As much as I would like to finish you, Prime... I have more important matters to attend to. But don't worry, I have a feeling we'll be at this for a long time.

(He leaves for the Nemesis)

OPTIMUS PRIME: Kup, I'd take this as a chance to get out of here.

KUP: (over comm) Couldn't have said it better myself.

ULTRA MAGNUS: I think it is best that I leave as well. Cybertron needs me.

OPTIMUS PRIME: I understand. And don't worry. We'll find a way to handle Megatron and his forces.

ULTRA MAGNUS: I know, Optimus. I can always count on you. (He boards his ship and takes off along with the Trion)

(On the Nemesis, Megatron beats up Starscream)

STARSCREAM: No... please, master, don't-!

(WHAM!)

MEGATRON: That was for sending Vehicon fighters against me.

(KICK!)

MEGATRON: That was for not trying to save me after my... demise. And this... this is just for me.

(He slices Starscream open with his flail)

MEGATRON: Put him in a CR chamber.

SOUNDWAVE: As you command, Lord Megatron.

MEGATRON: It's good to be back.

END... FOR NOW

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Bumblebee, Ironhide, Kup, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack

    Decepticons: Barricade, Knock Out, Lugnut, Megatron, Skywarp (flashback), Soundwave, Starscream, Vehicons

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 9: War of Two Worlds, Chapter Nine

 Date: 5/25/2012

MEGATRON RISING, PART ONE

(The Autobots watch on in horror as the Trion explodes)

OPTIMUS PRIME: No...

BUMBLEBEE: Optimus, they... they can't be gone! Not that easily.

RATCHET: This is war, 'Bee. You just have to accept it.

ULTRA MAGNUS: No, Ratchet. Bumblebee is right. My team has gone through a lot worse before. I don't think the 'Cons have had their last laugh yet...

(Above, Lugnut is blinded by the brightness of the explosion)

LUGNUT: Augh! By the AllSpark! What is going on?! The Autobots better be dead or else--

HOT ROD: (from the Trion) Hey, bozo! Here's a little thank you gift!

(The ship unloads its guns and Lugnut transforms to avoid them)

LUGNUT: Rargh!

(On the Nemesis)

STARSCREAM: What the spark?! How are they still alive?!

BARRICADE: I've seen that trick before. They created a false explosion in order to confuse Lugnut long enough to fight back.

STARSCREAM: And you never mentioned this before?

BARRICADE: I didn't think they'd pull it.

STARSCREAM: Oh, Primus...

(Back outside)

LUGNUT: Fall, Autobots! Fall!

BLURR: Sure is persistent, isn't he?

KUP: Blurr, fire the guns with full power!

LUGNUT: Ha! Ha! You might as well give up now, because-- scrapmetal....

(The Trion hits him with a huge blasts and he crashes on the ground. Down below, Optimus looks on in surprise but Ratchet is unfazed)

RATCHET: Huh, I forgot about that trick.

(On Cybertron)

MINION: How is the operation proceeding?

DIAGNOSTIC DRONE: It is going quite well. In fact, it should be done within a couple of cycles.

MINION: Excellent. Shall we begin the spark transfer?

DIAGNOSTIC DRONE: Yes, we shall...

(The drone extracts Minion's spark)

(Back on Earth, the Trion exchanges fire with the Nemesis)

KUP: Well, so much for the sneaking up part. Blurr, charge up the main guns! Springer, set up the turrets! First Aid, get in to the bottom turret!

FIRST AID: What?! I don't wanna fight!

KUP: Then why'd you join this team?

FIRST AID: Well, you needed a medic...

KUP: You only thought we needed one.

FIRST AID: But--

KUP: Just come with me.

(First Aid finds himself in a turret)

FIRST AID: I really don't like violence.

ARCEE: Kup, I don't think we'll be able to get through that warship. Shouldn't we just jump into hyperspace and return to Cybertron?

KUP: Arcee, this war has been going on for more than ten years. You and I have both lost comrades to the Decepticons. This may be the only chance we'll get to ending this war. (Kup loads up into his turret) All right, you 'Cons... it's payback time.

(Below)

BUMBLEBEE: Prime, we've gotta do something! I don't think they'll be able to pull another trick!

OPTIMUS PRIME: I know, Bumblebee, but I don't think we'd be any help. It seems we underestimated how much Starscream sees us as a threat. They were probably prepared for us.

BUMBLEBEE: So what are we gonna do?

OPTIMUS PRIME: I don't know...

(Back on Cybertron, Straxus calls Minion's lair)

DIAGNOSTIC DRONE: Yes?

STRAXUS: Leader-One, we have encountered a setback. The Auto-- (He stops when he sees the drone holding a spark)

DIAGNOSTIC DRONE: Well? Go on.

STRAXUS: Wh-what's that you're holding?

DIAGNOSTIC DRONE: Oh, this? It's nothing.

STRAXUS: Where's Leader-One?

DIAGNOSTIC DRONE: He had to go.

STRAXUS: Go where?

DIAGNOSTIC DRONE: He just had to go.

STRAXUS: But where?

DIAGNOSTIC DRONE: He HAD to GO.

STRAXUS: ... Oh. I'll call later then.

DIAGNOSTIC DRONE: All right. And now... finally... (He places the spark in Megatron's repaired body) Lord Megatron shall rise once again!

(The Nemesis)

KNOCK OUT: Persistent, aren't they?

STARSCREAM: Annoyingly so. Soundwave, activate the auto turrets.

SOUNDWAVE: Very well.

BARRICADE: If Megatron was here, he'd go out there and kill them himself.

STARSCREAM: News flash, Barricade: Megatron isn't here. And he never will be! This is my ship now.

(Below, Lugnut emerges from the ground)

LUGNUT: Stupid Autobots... (He spots Prime's team) Eh?

BUMBLEBEE: Optimus, it's Lugnut!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Bumblebee, get back inside. I'll handle him myself!

BUMBLEBEE: But--

OPTIMUS PRIME: That's an order!

LUGNUT: Well, if it isn't Optimus Prime. Before his disappearance, Megatron was looking forward to destroying you. I guess I'll have to do the deed in his honor.

(Lugnut and Optimus Prime duke it out, ending with Optimus slashing him and bringing him to his knees)

LUGNUT: I... I concede, Autobot. Megatron... please forgive me... if you're out there, you may punish me...

???: No need.

OPTIMUS PRIME: Oh, Primus.

KUP: Is that-?

STARSCREAM: Impossible...

LUGNUT: Master?

OPTIMUS PRIME: Megatron.

[Guess who's back. Back again. Meg is back. Tell a friend.]

TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Arcee, Blurr, Bumblebee, First Aid, Hot Rod, Kup, Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Springer, Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack

    Decepticons: Barricade, Diagnostic Drone Unit-791, Knock Out, Lugnut, Megatron ("Minion"), Soundwave, Starscream, Straxus, Vehicons

Saturday, January 6, 2024

Transformers Regenerated: Spacewarp's Log - Entry 5

TARGETMASTERS

  I suppose if anything good has come from my hanging out with Krok’s little gang, it’s that it brought my attention to a certain type of Mini-Con that I and maybe even Foldspace would have otherwise missed.

I overheard Misfire talking to Fulcrum about being part of something called the Targetmaster Program. See, early on in the war, Thunderwing had captured a bunch of Mini-Cons on Styx with plans to turn them into weapons to be used against the Autobots. The first batch he made were freed by the Autobots, but they weren’t the only ones that had been subjected to it.

After Thunderwing’s defeat, the buck was passed to Scorponok who, being the opportunistic ‘bot he was, dedicated a lot of resources to perfecting and advancing the program and keeping it out of the Autobots’ sight. Misfire, being under his command at this time, was among those who received a Targetmaster “partner” in the form of a Mini-Con named Aimless; meanwhile, his buddies Slugslinger and Triggerhappy were given Caliburst and Blowpipe, respectively. 

When these Targetmasters proved to be successful following an engagement with the Autobots, Scorponok decided to take things a step further and introduce the “Double Targetmasters”—two Mini-Con guns that could combine and enhance their firepower. This is where Spinister of all ‘bots comes in; for whatever Primus-forsaken reason, he was trusted with this kind of weapon and given a pair of Mini-Cons: Singe and Hairsplitter. He wasn’t the only one at least; Quake got Tiptop and Heater, and Needlenose got Sunbeam and Zigzag.

Things didn’t get too far, though, when a pair of unassigned Mini-Cons—Nightstick and Fracas—broke free and made their way to the Autobots, coming into contact with two agents from the Secret Service (I want to say their names are Artfire and Stepper. Or Artfire and Ricochet. Or maybe even Ricochet and Stepper. Heck, I don’t even know which one was which). They exposed Scorponok’s whole scheme and his long-time rival Fortress swooped in with his crew to stop him. Some of the Mini-Cons from Styx had stayed with the Autobots, so Fortress already had three Targetmasters of his own to counter Misfire and the other two. When Spinister and the Double Targetmasters came out, Fortress sent the twins Cloudraker and Fastlane in to sneak into Scorponok’s base and free the rest of the Mini-Cons he had in captivity. Scorpy knew he couldn’t afford having any of the functional Targetmaster captured so that the Autobots could figure out how he made them (and make some for themselves), so he called for a retreat.

After all that, the rescued Mini-Cons were given a choice of joining the Autobots or relocating to Prion. A lot of them actually ended up signing up with the Autobots which, I mean, whatever, I guess. I think the organics from Earth have a term for that; Stock Helm Syndrome or something like that.

Speaking of Earth, that makes me think of another story I have to share… but I’ll save that for another entry.

As for the Decepticon Targetmasters, beats me as to what they’re up to. Misfire got separated from Aimless after the incident that earned him his name, and Hairsplitter and Singe bailed on Spinister when he nearly got them killed during a battle with the Wreckers. The rest is anyone’s guess, although I think Nightstick and Fracas ended up leaving the Autobots, and there are rumors Nightstick is now hanging out with the Star Seekers. If we ever run into those pirates, I’ll try and confirm… provided the others don’t accidentally kill him.

Friday, January 5, 2024

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 8: War of Two Worlds, Chapter Eight

 Date: 5/23/2012

FIRE IN THE SKY

(Autobot Base, Earth; Ironhide interrogates the Stunticons)

IRONHIDE: Alright, you bots have got some explaining to do... First and foremost is why the spark do you look like Autobots?

BREAKDOWN: Seeing as we don't have much choice, we might as well explain. Straxus chose us four, along with our boss Motormaster, to be part of his infiltration project.

DRAG STRIP: He had four Autobots captured and had their sparks extracted and replace them with ours.

IRONHIDE: I see. So what did Straxus do with the sparks?

BREAKDOWN: As far as we know, they're still intact.

OPTIMUS PRIME: Well, that's a relief...

IRONHIDE: Yeah, but how are we gonna free them?

PROWL: I can't say I'm certain Ironhide... but I think the answer's on its way.

(Ultra Magnus' ship arrives, bringing the parts needed to repair Kup's ship)

ULTRA MAGNUS: Alright, before I give you guys these parts, I want to know who blew up my ship.

KUP: Your ship? Ha! Not since five years ago when you left me in charge! As for who blew it up, I wish I could tell you... but we still have no idea!

(At Darkmount, the screens showing the Stunticons' POV go blank)

STRAXUS: O horrible! Most horrible! So my minions have failed. No doubt they'll find out about the... extracted Autobots and will come here to retrieve them! We must be ready, Ramjet... so we can give them a battle worth remembering!

(Back on Earth, Wheeljack works on repairing the ship)

PROWL: How's it going?

WHEELJACK: Pretty good, actually. These replacement parts sure are easy to work with.

IRONHIDE: That's what worries me.

PROWL: Oh, be quiet.

WHEELJACK: I think you're good to go, Kup.

KUP: Thanks, Wheeljack. Alright, 'bots! Let's move it!

OPTIMUS PRIME: So what's your plan?

KUP: The plan is that, once we leave, we'll sneak up on the Nemesis and cripple their ship. You'll then take Magnus's shuttle and finish them off.

OPTIMUS PRIME: And if they start firing at us?

KUP: Then you take down as many as you can with you.

(On Cybertron, Lockdown speaks with Minion)

LOCKDOWN: Hey, I just located Megatron's body.

MINION: Really?

LOCKDOWN: Yeah, he's buried in this crater. I'm not sure if I can dig him out in one piece.

MINION: No matter.

LOCKDOWN: And also... I can't guarantee that he'll be alive.

MINION: (silent for a moment) That doesn't matter. Just bring his remains to me.

LOCKDOWN: Understood. Lockdown out.

(Silence again. Then, a pair of orange eyes light up in the darkness)

MINION: Set up the operating table. Our leader's return shall be a glorious one.

(Earth, aboard the Nemesis)

VEHICON: Uh, Commander Starscream, I've picked up a Cybertronian signal. It seems to be headed four our ship.

STARSCREAM: Put it up on visual.

(Kup's ship appears on the screen)

VEHICON: Autobots!

STARSCREAM: ...Well that's just great. Lugnut, take care of them.

LUGNUT: As you command. (He transforms and takes off)

(Aboard the Trion)

FIRST AID: Kup, I think I'm picking up a Decepticon signature! (Lugnut appears on screen) *gulp*

KUP: Crud.

(Lugnut transforms and lands on top of the ship)

LUGNUT: Tremble, Autobots, before the might of Lugnut!

BLURR: (pops out with a grenade in hand) Been there, done that!

(Tosses the grenade and blasts Lugnut away)

ARCEE: Did you get him?

BLURR: I think so... (The ship shakes as Lugnut returns with guns ablaze) Or not...

(Down below)

OPTIMUS PRIME: What can you see, Ratchet?

RATCHET: Looks like they've got themselves a 'Con to tangle with.

OPTIMUS PRIME: I was afraid of that. Thankfully, I had a Plan B in mind. Prowl, contact NEST... we'll need some air support.

(NEST HQ)

PROWL: (over comm) Major Witwicky, we've run into trouble and need air support. You think your men can handle that?

SPARKPLUG: You bet, Prowl. Pilots, get to your fighters.

(NEST jets take off)

(Back at the Trion)

LUGNUT: Fools! You shall know better than to cross the mighty Decepticon Empire! It is time you learned a lesson.

(The NEST jets approach)

RED LEADER: You guys see him?

PILOT: Would be hard not to, Red Leader.

RED LEADER: Good. Now let's-- (two jets are hit and explode) What the-?! Oh, no.

SKYWARP: Special delivery, courtesy of the Seekers!

(Back on Cybertron, Lockdown arrives with Megatron's remains)

LOCKDOWN: Well, I've got your leader. Or at least what's left of him.

MINION: Very good, Lockdown. You certainly deserve your reward.

LOCKDOWN: You bet. So what are you gonna do with him?

MINION: That is not of your concern. You are dismissed.

LOCKDOWN: Whatever. Thanks for the creds. (He takes his payment from a Diagnostic Drone and leaves)

MINION: Unit-791... begin the operation.

(Earth...)

SPRINGER: Kup! Incoming!

LUGNUT: For Megatron!

(He deploys his Punch of Kill Everything, hits the Trion... and it explodes in a burst of light)

(Down below, the Autobots look on in horror)

OPTIMUS PRIME: No...

TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Arcee, Blurr, First Aid, Ironhide, Kup, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Ratchet, Springer, Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack

    Decepticons: Breakdown, Dead End, Drag Strip, Knock Out, Lugnut, Megatron (remains), Minion, Ramjet, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Straxus, Thundercracker, Unit-791, Vehicons

    Others: Lockdown

    Humans: Red Leader, Sparkplug Witwicky

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 7: War of Two Worlds, Chapter Seven

 Date: 5/21/2021

DARK DESIGNS

(On Earth, Bumblebee and Arcee are searching for Prime)

BUMBLEBEE: So what was the plan, again?

ARCEE: I've told you twice already... Look, just follow me, alright?

BUMBLEBEE: Okay...

ARCEE: This is where Prowl said Optimus was right before we lost him. ...Oh no. (They spot the Stunticons extracting Optimus' spark) This is bad.

BUMBLEBEE: Ya' think?

DEAD END: Got him.

BREAKDOWN: Good. Wildrider, insert the replacement spark.

WILDRIDER: Heh-heh!

BUMBLEBEE: No!

ARCEE: Bumblebee, wait!

(Bumblebee lunges at Wildrider but gets knocked out)

BREAKDOWN: Well, looks like we have company...

(The Stunticons open fire; Arcee lunges and throws a blade at Dead End)

DEAD END: Aagh! Oh, woe is me...

DRAG STRIP: If I were you, Autobot, I'd walk away before-- (Arcee slashes out his optics) SHEEAGH! My eyes! (He collapses in front of a shocked Wildrider)

ARCEE: Release Optimus' spark. Now.

WILDRIDER: Make me.

ARCEE: I have a blaster aimed at your forehead. What more do you want?

*Beat*

WILDRIDER: Fine.

(The Stunticons place Optimus' spark back in his body)

OPTIMUS PRIME: Gaah!

ARCEE: Prime? You alright?

OPTIMUS PRIME: Oog... Yes, Arcee... I'm fine. (To the Stunticons) You, on the other hand, have some explaining to do before I-- (Breakdown clicks a button and Optimus's eyes go red) AAAGH!

ARCEE: Optimus!

OPTIMUS PRIME: No... no... no! N-nooAAGH! (He fires his gun at the Autobots)

BUMBLEBEE: Whoa! Prime, what's wrong with you?

OPTIMUS PRIME: I-I don't know, Bumblebee! Something's... not... right! RAAARGH! (He deploys his energon axe...)

(On Cybertron, Straxus is watching everything unfold)

STRAXUS: Ah, irony, thy name is Autobot. Everything is going as planned. Well, save for Optimus Prime's spark being replaced. And, although I do hate to admit it... I must admire Prime's resistance.

(Back on Earth)

OPTIMUS PRIME: AAGH!

BUMBLEBEE: Prime, listen! You've gotta stop!

OPTIMUS PRIME: I'm trying, Bumblebee! But I can't!

BREAKDOWN: It's just as well. This device has a permanent control over your brain module. As long as I'm holding, your will shall be under mine!

???: What if ya' drop it?

BREAKDOWN: Eh?

(Ironhide shows up and knocks him out before crushing the device with his foot)

IRONHIDE: High-tech circuitry is no replacement for guts. Just an FYI. You okay, Prime?

OPTIMUS PRIME: Ugh... yes, Ironhide, I believe so. But those guys aren't.

(Meanwhile, on the Nemesis)

STARSCREAM: Well, well, well... It seems Straxus' band of infiltrators have failed. This is not a good sign, Soundwave. First Barricade and Lugnut failed, and now even Straxus. There must be someway to compensate for these failures! But what?

SOUNDWAVE: Megatron.

STARSCREAM: What did you just say?

SOUNDWAVE: Megatron. He is who we need.

STARSCREAM: Oh, Soundwave, I believe something's wrong with your memory banks, because in case you've forgotten... Megatron is DEAD! You've heard the reports from Helex! He is gone! Offline!

SOUNDWAVE: Negative.

STARSCREAM: Oh, don't try to deny it. You won't be seeing your "glorious" leader any time soon.

SOUNDWAVE: Negative.

STARSCREAM: Why do you insist on denying it?!

SOUNDWAVE: Megatron still functions.

(On Cybertron, in Helex...)

RATTLETRAP: Please! I don't know nothin'! Please! Let me go!

LOCKDOWN: Don't lie to me, Rattletrap. You were here during the battle, weren't you?!

RATTLETRAP: W-well, yeh, I was, but I don't remember much 'bout it...

LOCKDOWN: Tell me. Tell me all you know. (He brandishes his hook) Or else!

RATTLETRAP: Okay, I'll tell ya! No need for threats!

(We see a flashback of the Battle of Helex as Rattletrap narrates)

RATTLETRAP: Megatron had just returned from Earth, and was settlin' in and all when Ultra Magnus and his bots arrived. The battle started and Ultra and Megs started dukin' it out. Megs, of course, got the upper hand. When Ultra was knocked down, Megs pulled out some sorta energon shard with a greenish tint. I have no clue what it was, but Magnus apparently did. Megs loaded the shard into his gun and was just about to fire... until it sorta just kinda... backfired. And... he just... vanished. Poof. Gone.

(Back to the present)

RATTLETRAP: There. I told you. Now can you please let me live?

LOCKDOWN: Not yet. Show me where Megatron vanished.

RATTLETRAP: Follow me. I know exactly where it is...

(Lockdown follows him to the site)

RATTLETRAP: ...'Cos he left a big crater when he exploded.

LOCKDOWN: Oh my... You must not have good eye, Rattletrap... 'Cos Megatron did anything but explode!

(We close on a shot of Megatron's arm sticking out from the ground)

TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Arcee, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus (flashbacks), Warpath (flashbacks)

    Decepticons: Breakdown, Dead End, Drag Strip, Megatron (flashbacks), Ramjet, Skywarp (flashbacks), Soundwave, Starscream, Straxus, Thundercracker (flashbacks), Wildrider

    Others: Lockdown, Rattletrap

Thursday, January 4, 2024

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 6: War of Two Worlds, Chapter Six

 Date: 5/20/2012

PRIME TARGET, PART TWO

(On Earth, Optimus Prime is taking a nighttime drive)

WHEELJACK: (over comm) So, uh, Optimus... are you still made about--?

OPTIMUS PRIME: No, Wheeljack. I understand there wasn't much you could do.

WHEELJACK: So... what now?

OPTIMUS PRIME: Right now we have to find parts to repair Kup's ship. Then we might be able to use it against the Decepticons' ship.

WHEELJACK: And just where are we going to find ship parts?

OPTIMUS PRIME: You'll see...

(At the base, the Autobots stare at an image of Swindle)

IRONHIDE: You. Have got. To be. JOKING!

PROWL: Ironhide, you know I rarely joke, and when I do, it's usually a sarcastic remark. Besides, Swindle is the only merchant I know for having easily installed repairs. Don't worry, though. I know someone else who can deal with him...

(On the Nemesis)

STARSCREAM: Well, now that Bludgeon and his friends are gone... mind telling me how the Autobots manage to capture you?

BARRICADE: Well, uh--

LUGNUT: If Barricade hadn't stopped me from using my Punch... we wouldn't have been captured!

BARRICADE: Better than getting killed by your Punch!

LUGNUT: I'd rather do that than upset Lord Megatron's will!

BARRICADE: Oh, please. Unlike you, Lugnut, I'm not die-hard Megatron fan like you!

LUGNUT: You dare?!

BARRICADE: You betcha, wideload.

(They have a slap fight while Starscream facepalms)

LUGNUT: Traitor!

BARRICADE: Fanboy!

LUGNUT: Disloyalist!

BARRICADE: That's not even a word!

LUGNUT: SILENCE!

STARSCREAM: Oh, woe is me...

BARRICADE: Fat bot!

LUGNUT: Oi!

(Back on Earth)

OPTIMUS PRIME: Never noticed how quiet Earth was at night... it is quite peaceful... though it still gives me an uneasy feeling.

(Nearby, four Decepticon pods crash-land, deploying the four Stunticons)

STRAXUS: (over comm) Right then... you all know your mission.

BREAKDOWN: Yes, Lord Straxus.

STRAXUS: Good. Begin scanning Earth forms... then thou shalt commence thy hunt!

(The Stunticons scan Earth modes and drive out)

BREAKDOWN: Stunticons, roll out!

WILDRIDER: Heh-heh-heh!

(On Cybertron)

ULTRA MAGNUS: I have to talk with who?!

JETFIRE: Swindle. Prowl says Kup's team needs parts to repair their ship.

ULTRA MAGNUS: What happened to it?

JETFIRE: Either the 'Cons blew it, or someone sabotaged it.

ULTRA MAGNUS: Wait... when you say 'Cons...

JETFIRE: Oh, yeah, 'bout that. After the ship blew up, Bludgeon and his Mayhem Squad showed up and managed to free the 'Cons Prime and his bots captured.

(Beat)

ULTRA MAGNUS: Book me a table at Maccadam's... Swindle and I are going to have a long talk.

(Later, at Maccadam's)

SWINDLE: So, I hear you need a good deal on ship parts.

ULTRA MAGNUS: Yes... but only if it's cheap.

SWINDLE: No problem! What do ya' need? Extra firepower? Gravity engines? You name it!

ULTRA MAGNUS: I guess it's best to show you the damage...

(He shows Swindle a holo of Kup's ship)

SWINDLE: Gee, um, that type of damage would require some... expensive stuff....

ULTRA MAGNUS: Name the price.

SWINDLE: But you said--

ULTRA MAGNUS: Forget what I said. Just name your price!

SWINDLE: Well, seeing as you're desperate, I suppose six hundred thousand credits will do.

ULTRA MAGNUS: Deal.

(Back on Earth, Optimus Prime hears the Stunticons' engines as they drive up behind him)

OPTIMUS PRIME: What the-? Hmm... (He brakes and turns around) Humans, I have heard of how some of you enjoy "tailgating" or following others. Thus, I suggest that you turn around now.

BREAKDOWN: Did you call us humans? You're sorely mistaken... (they transform) we're definitely not humans!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Wait a minute! Jazz? Sideswipe? Is that you?

BREAKDOWN: Close enough... but not cy-gar! (He uses a device to knock Optimus out) Heh, that was easy. C'mon, let's take him away!

(Autobot Base)

PROWL: Guys, we have a problem. I've lost Prime's signal.

BUMBLEBEE: Uh oh...

RATCHET: This is bad.

IRONHIDE: So what are we gonna do?

BUMBLEBEE: Isn't it obvious?! We have to find him!

SPRINGER: It might not be that easy, Bumblebee. The Decepticons are surely behind this. They might be trying to bait us by capturing Prime.

BUMBLEBEE: So, what? We're just gonna sit here and do nothing?

SPRINGER: Not exactly... I have something in mind.

(Cybertron, Lockdown meets with Minion)

LOCKDOWN: So... you want me to find your glorious leader?

MINION: Indeed. I've heard that you've got yourself quite a reputation, Lockdown.

LOCKDOWN: Eh. I just do it for a living.

MINION: Right then... According to our sources, Lord Megatron vanished during the Battle of Helex. At the moment, Helex is currently blockaded by Autobot forces.

LOCKDOWN: I can get through them.

MINION: Good.

LOCKDOWN: Will that be all?

MINION: Ur, yes. Do you require any assistance?

LOCKDOWN: I never do.

MINION: Very well.

(Lockdown leaves)

MINION: He'll never succeed.

???: He's not supposed to.

MINION: True... very true.

(Back on Earth)

BREAKDOWN: Dead End, do you have the spark extractor?

DEAD END: Yes.

BREAKDOWN: Drag Strip, the stun gun?

DRAG STRIP: Right here.

BREAKDOWN: Good. Well, my friends... I do believe... it's extracting time!

TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Arcee, Blurr, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Jetfire, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Ratchet, Springer, Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack

    Decepticons: Barricade, Breakdown, Dead End, Drag Strip, Knock Out, Lugnut, Minion, Starscream, Straxus, Swindle, Vehicons, Wildrider

    Others: Lockdown

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 5: War of Two Worlds, Chapter Five

 Date: 5/17/2012

PRIME TARGET, PART ONE

(On Earth, the Autobots clash with the Decepticons)

IRONHIDE: Blast it, where did these 'Cons come from? How did they find us?!

KUP: They probably tracked down Barricade and Lugnut's signal!

OPTIMUS PRIME: I thought I told Wheeljack to turn them off!

WHEELJACK: Wait... you said to turn their signals off?

OPTIMUS PRIME: Yes. And did you?

WHEELJACK: Umm... I thought you meant those tracking devices they sometimes carry.

(Blurr facepalms)

OPTIMUS PRIME: *sigh* Never mind. Just go back inside and get Prowl and Bumblebee out here!

(Needlenose gets blasted)

NEEDLENOSE: WAUGH!

BLUDGEON: Well then, with the Autobots distracted... I can sneak into their base!

SPRINGER: Not so fast...

BLUDGEON: Well, if it isn't Springer. I've heard much about you. Weren't you one of those Wreckers?

SPRINGER: Yes, Bludgeon... and I've heard of you as well.

BLUDGEON: Ah, yes. My killing of Yoketron has made myself... notorious. And I take it that you're here for revenge. Well then... that's just fine by me!

(Bludgeon deploys his blades and clashes with a very angry Springer)

(Iacon, Cybertron. Ultra Magnus and Nightbeat are investigating the brutal murder of a bot)

ULTRA MAGNUS: This is bad.

NIGHTBEAT: Well, sir, considering this bot's more dead than a post... Yeah, I'd say this is bad.

ULTRA MAGNUS: Did you know him?

NIGHTBEAT: Yeah, his name was Rocky. He used to work at Maccadam's Oil House until he fell into a bad crowd -- a Decepticon crowd. According to sources I've gathered, he may have passed valuable info to them. He's been said to have spoken with Straxus. This doesn't explain why they killed him, though... if it was them who killed him.

ULTRA MAGNUS: Well, thanks for investigating, Nightbeat. Let me know if you find more.

(Polyhex; Hot Rod, Jazz, Mirage, and Sideswipe have been taken captive)

STRAXUS: I am... satisfied. Here I have before me four Autobots, who shall all be part of my great plan that will topple the Autobots from within. I don't mean to boast, but I must say, I have done a particularly good job.

MIRAGE: I don't know what you're up to... but we'll never be part of your schemes!

STRAXUS: I'm afraid you have no choice... Thrust, if you please...

SIDESWIPE: Oh, crud.

(Thrust uses a Spark Extractor to remove his spark)

STRAXUS: Now, Dirge... the replacement spark.

(Dirge places the new spark in Sideswipe's body, which becomes the Stunticon Breakdown)

BREAKDOWN: Gaah!

STRAXUS: Now then, do you know your name.

BREAKDOWN: B-Breakdown... my name's Breakdown.

(Back on Earth, a Destructor hovers over the battlefield)

IRONHIDE: I don't think they're givin' up, Prime.

OPTIMUS PRIME: It's obvious why. They're not leaving until their "friends" are freed.

IRONHIDE: And until we're all dead.

(Back with Bludgeon and Springer)

BLUDGEON: It's quite fitting. Yoketron always said that you were one of his best students. It's only fair that you join him in the AllSpark. (He raises his blade but is interrupted by a shadow falling over them) Huh?

OPTIMUS PRIME: What in the world?

(The Destructor lands and sets its sights on Optimus)

DESTRUCTOR: Grrr... Target in range.

OPTIMUS PRIME: What the-?

(The Destructor unloads its arsenal on him. They duke it out, with Optimus eventually blasting a hole in its chest, exposing its spark. As Optimus tries to pull it out, the Destructor explodes)

WHEELJACK: Uh... that was great and all, but uh... we have a problem.

(On the Nemesis)

STARSCREAM: Well, Minion... it seems Bludgeon's squad was successful in freeing our comrades. What's our next plan?

MINION: Well, Starscream, while Straxus' infiltration plot is proceeding... I thought it'd be best... to continue our search for our leader.

STARSCREAM: And, er, how do you propose we do that?

MINION: Oh... (He shows a hologram of Lockdown) I think I have someone in mind.

TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Arcee, Blurr, Hot Rod, Ironhide, Jazz, Kup, Mirage, Nightbeat, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe, Springer, Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack

    Decepticons: Barricade, Bludgeon, Breakdown, Destructor-Gamma, Dirge, Lugnut, Minion, Needlenose, Octopunch, Spinister, Starscream, Straxus, Thrust, Vehicons

    Others: Lockdown (holo only), Rocky