CHAPTER FIVE: VENOMOUS BITE
Alternate Earth
If the humans that Gears had encountered in this alternate reality so far weren’t already strange enough, than the ones he met at the Baxter Building were even more so. The X-People that May had referred to were made up of mutated humans with giant wings, ape-like arms, and stretchy limbs; even Dr. Reed Richards, the scientist that was supposed to figure everything out, had the ability to stretch his body in ways Gears didn’t think were possible. His arms were going in all sorts of directions while his neck extended to look at monitors that were so high up on the ceiling that Gears didn’t think a big ‘bot like Grimlock would be able to reach. Sometimes he had to look away because the mere sight of these humans were making the logical centers of his brain module overload as they tried to comprehend them.
After spending quite some time performing calculations on his computers and monitors and whatever other gadgets he had strewn across the giant lab, Dr. Reed Richards finally spoke up.
“All right. I can confirm that our friend Gears here is indeed from another Earth. Earth-9814, to be precise.”
“Oh god, you’ve given them numbers?” Gears groaned, holding his head in his hands.
“Of course,” Reed said matter-of-factly. “All realities in the multiverse must have a unique designation in order to distinguish them. Our reality—the one you’re currently in—is called Earth-103192.”
“Great. Good to know. So how do I get back to Earth Ninety-whatever?”
“Before we get to that, we need to know where Ultimate X-Spanse went,” said the leader of the X-People, a red-haired woman named Jean Grey.
“Funny you should mention that,” said Reed. “From what I can gather, Ultimate X-Spanse is from Earth-9814 as well. His quantum temporal signature matches that of Gears.”
“Wait, how long have you guys had a Cybertronian on your team?” Gears asked.
“About twenty-five years,” said Jean. “In fact, we discovered him before we even knew what you guys were, since the Transformers that we knew didn’t show up until two years later.”
“And you said he was captured by another robot? As in another Cybertronian?”
“It appears that way,” said Reed. “All signs indicate this particular Cybertronian is from another Earth entirely: Earth-42408, specifically.”
“I swear to Primus if you try to quiz me on all these numbers….” Gears grumbled.
“And where did this other Cybertronian take X-Spanse?” asked May, who had since redonned her Spider-Girl outfit and was hanging from the ceiling on a web.
Reed squinted at one of his monitors. “If my calculations are correct, he was taken to Mojoworld.”
“Mojoworld?” The X-Person known as Jubilee groaned. “Oh, great….”
Gears grimaced. “Do I dare ask what Mojoworld is?”
“It’s a planet within a pocket dimension known as the Mojoverse,” explained Jean Grey. “It’s ruled by a being called Mojo, whom we’ve had some encounters with. Although it’s been quite some time since we’ve last had to deal with him.”
“Any idea why this Mojo would want with a Cybertronian?”
“To entertain his audience,” said Jubilee. “It’s what he does; capture people from other realities and pit them against each other to appease his viewers. It’s all a television show to him.”
“And does he ever send people back to their home realities?” Gears asked.
“Only if they’re really, really lucky. And survive whatever torment he puts them through.”
“Right.” Gears sighed heavily. “So we’re gonna have to rescue him, don’t we?”
“Worry not!” said Reed. “I have recently modified the Bridge to access pocket dimensions as well as alternate realities. I can send you to the Mojoverse and bring you back before sending you to your home reality. The only hard part will be rescuing X-Spanse.”
“Okay, is that seriously his name?” Gears asked. “Because it’s really grating how you enunciate the ‘X’ before—”
“So, which one of us gets a free trip to Mojoworld?” asked Spider-Girl.
“Well, Gears is an obvious choice, given his origin and nature,” said Reed. “I suppose you’re volunteering as well?”
“You know it,” Spider-Girl replied.
“Then that just leaves one more. If I send more than three through the Bridge, then it can become difficult to keep track of you and retrieve you all in one piece. I’ve learned my lesson after that trip to Earth-21915….”
“Then I shall go,” said Jean Grey, stepping forward.
“What?” Jubilee exclaimed. “Jean, no, you’ve got a school to look after!”
“The rest of the faculty can look after it in my absence. I trust Ororo and the others. And you’ve got a team to lead. Besides, I’m sure my psychic abilities will come in handy when dealing with Mojo and his minions.”
Jubilee and the rest of her team looked as if they were about to protest, but a look from Jean seemed to silence them. After waiting to hear any more volunteers or objections, Reed gave a simple nod.
“All right. I will prepare the Bridge. Once you’re all ready, I’ll send you off to Mojoworld.”
“Awesome!” Spider-Girl lowered herself to tap Gears on the shoulder. “Ready for a team-up, Grumpy Face?”
Gears sighed. “I’m ready to go home.”
Earth-9814
“You certainly know how to make an entrance.”
“Silence, Baroness, before I put you back where I found you.”
Sari awoke to the sound of the bickering voices. Pulling herself up, she saw that she was in a cell within a wide underground lair. Through the metal bars, she could see Baroness—now in a form-fitting spy suit bearing the Cobra insignia—speaking with a masked man in a brown trenchcoat. Said mask was nothing more than a featureless chrome plate, with a wide-brimmed fedora topped over it. He looked as if he had jumped out of one of those pulp crime fiction novels, or from that Dick Tracey movie that her dad liked to watch.
“Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful for the rescue.” Baroness ran her hand down the masked man’s arm as she smiled slyly. “I didn’t know you cared.”
“Don’t flatter yourself,” hissed the man whom Sari could only assume was none other than Old Snake himself. His voice was high-pitched and raspy, only adding on to the snake imagery. “You were simply in the right place at the right time; I needed to engineer a breakout at Blackwater to serve as a useful distraction.”
“Well, I’m sure the police are sufficiently distracted.” Baroness stepped away from Old Snake to pace around the large chamber, taking in the various monitors, computers, and scientific-looking things that were all around the place. “So, what’s the plan now?”
“Prometheus Black’s failure has set us back slightly,” Old Snake replied. “I did not account for these… machines to stick their noses into our operations. But no matter; this is easily recoverable.”
At the mention of “machines,” Sari looked out her cell to see that Bumblebee, Bulkhead, and Prowl were laying nearby, apparently in stasis lock. Seated near them in some sort of hover-seat was an old man with most of his body covered in machinery, leaving only half of his face and some of his upper chest exposes, and even then his skin appeared to be heavily scarred and burnt. Based on Prowl’s description of him, Sari guessed that this was Doctor Arkeville, a rogue agent of Sector Seven’s.
“With luck, having an opportunity to examine these Cybertronians up close will give me a chance to improve our Viper models,” Arkeville said, gleefully rubbing his hands together.
“I would hope so,” Old Snake remarked. “Otherwise, your presence here—and your use to me—would be in question.”
Chastened, Arkeville bowed his head and turned away to focus on his work. Old Snake then turned to face Sari’s cell, focusing his attention on her for the first time.
“I’m actually more intrigued by this young lady here,” he said, slowly stepping up to the cell. “You’re not fully human, are you, Miss Sumdac?”
“How do you know who I am?” Sari asked, getting up to her feet. She tried to activate her defensive systems and armor but they did not respond; someone must have put something on her to prevent her from using them to break free.
“I would be remiss to not recognize the daughter of the brilliant Isaac Sumdac. Especially when he’s been in my company for so long.”
Old Snake gestured with his hand and a light lit up to reveal another cell next to Sari’s. Within it was her father Isaac Sumdac, looking tired as he weakly turned his head to look at her.
“Sweetheart,” he croaked. “I am so sorry. For everything….”
Grabbing the bars of her cell, Sari glowered at Old Snake. “What have you done to him?! Let him go!”
“I have done nothing to him other than provide hospitality,” Old Snake said. “He has been courteous enough to provide us access to his company’s assets and technology, if only after some… careful persuasion.”
“I swear to God if you’ve hurt him….”
“Sari,” Isaac said weakly from his cell. “This is all my fault. All of this is because of me….”
Sari frowned. “Dad, don’t talk like that. Don’t blame yourself for any of this.”
“Oh, he is certainly not without fault,” Old Snake chuckled. “But he didn’t know any better. He was simply blind to all of the people manipulating him.”
“What are you talking about?”
Old Snake sighed melodramatically. “Must I explain everything? Surely even a child as bright as you would be able to see the duplicitous nature of Sumdac’s old friend Porter Powell.”
Sari grimaced. “Of course I’ve seen it. But what does he—”
“Powell has been my eyes and ears in some of the world’s biggest corporations in the world. From Epsilon Holdings to Sumdac Systems, from KSI to Hotchkiss Gould Investments. I even knew about those Machination folks that were pulling the strings up until a few years ago and made some deals with them so that I could pick their remains after they inevitably collapsed. Which is exactly what I did. Of course, I still had to remain low while that Blackrock fellow made a scene on the public stage, but as soon as Powell told me he was out of the picture, I was able to finalize the preparations for my plan.”
“Which is for—let me guess—world domination?”
“Ah, you are a clever one,” Old Snake remarked. “Yes, my ambitions have hardly diminished over the past three decades. I’ve simply learned to be more… subtle in my planning. Caught unawares by my reassembled forces and new inventions, the Joes—or whatever form they have taken on now—and their robot friends will not be able to stop me from fulfilling my lifelong plan.”
“Hate to break it to you, but from what I’ve heard my Autobot buddies have gone up against far worse than you,” Sari said. “From robot tyrants to planet-eating gods… you would be nothing but an ant to them.”
“Perhaps. But even the most experienced soldier can be overwhelmed by an army of ants. Or, more appropriately, a nest of snakes.”
Old Snake reached into the pockets of his trenchcoat and brought out a small remote, pressing a button on it. Behind him, hidden panels in the walls slid down to reveal an assortment of robots, ranging from the stout blue and red Viper drones that Gears had encountered to tall and lanky black and orange bots with blade-like arms. At their center was a mech unlike any of the others, bearing a gold and green color scheme with wide, swooping wings on its back. Old Snake then pressed another button and the room started to shake as the ceiling began to open up, revealing the starry, nighttime sky.
“And this particular snake has a rather venomous bite to it.”
* * *
As soon as Teletraan-1 had picked up reports of a massive breakout at Blackwater Prison in Detroit, coinciding with loss of contact with Bumblebee’s team, Optimus Prime had quickly assembled a team of Autobots and led them through Autobot City’s GroundBridge to Detroit. While the Protectobots were sent to help contain the outbreak and protect the civilians, Optimus led Ratchet, Jazz, Ironhide in searching for Bumblebee and his team.
“I’m still picking their signatures, but they’re faint,” Ratchet said as he drove alongside Optimus in his ambulance mode. “It says they should be right around here, but I don’t see them.”
“Think they might be below us?” Ironhide asked.
“It is possible,” said Optimus. “But we would need to find a way to get underground without tearing up the streets.”
“Wait.” Ratchet suddenly screeched to a halt, forcing the other Autobots to do the same. “I’m picking up more energy signatures. They’re not Autobot—or even Cybertronian, for that matter—but they’re coming from the same place as—”
Before he could finish, the ground started to shake and the Autobot immediately converted to their robot modes, drawing their weapons as they prepared for whatever came next. Optimus’ scanners started to alert him of the same energy signatures Ratchet had detected and he looked up to see a number of winged shapes launching up into the sky. They then reoriented themselves and started to fly back towards the city, aiming their weapons directly at the Autobots.
“Looks like we’ll be tearing up the streets anyway,” Jazz remarked as the drones opened fire.
Taking cover, the Autobots returned fire and managed to take down the first set of drones leading the wave. Suddenly, the rest began to change shape, their wings extending into arms as the rest of the drone took the shape of a bipedal robot. They were followed by a flight of A-10 Thunderbolts that took on robot forms as well and began to unload their arsenal of weaponry on the Autobots.
“Don’t tell me these are more of Scorponok’s man-made knock-offs!” Ironhide cried out over the roar of his arm cannons.
“They’re knock-offs either way, given how easily they blow apart,” Ratchet said as he blasted one Viper drone after the other. “But there’s still more of them than there are of us. We’re gonna get overwhelmed pretty soon if they don’t stop coming.”
“I’ll call Autobot City for backup,” Optimus said. “In the meantime, Jazz, I want you and Ratchet to go find Bumblebee and his team. Ironhide and I will handle the drones until reinforcements arrive.”
“Are you sure you two will be able to handle them?” asked Jazz.
“We will have to be, because my order stands regardless.”
Knowing Optimus well enough to know when not to argue, Jazz motioned for Ratchet to follow him as he converted to his alternate mode and drove off, with Ratchet following him closely behind as they followed Bumblebee’s team’s signatures.
Mojoworld
One of Gears’ first memories—and the one he often revisited the most more than any other—was seeing the city of Helex for the first time. Before his activation, it had been a stronghold for the Decepticons during the First Great War (although back then it was just “the Great War”) and had fallen into a state of disrepair after a major battle that had helped spearhead the Decepticons’ defeat. His mentor Wheeljack had since led a project to restore the city to its former glory but it was still a long and grueling process, and it was hardly a beautiful sight when Gears first laid his optical sensors on it.
Perhaps it was because of this that Gears had spent so much of his life being dour about everything; he would always hear other bots from grander cities like Iacon brag about how beautiful and glorious their homes were while he was stuck with a dump like Helex. Sure, the project to restore the city was eventually finished and considered successful (even if all of that success was wiped away when the Decepticons returned), but it was nonetheless something that had bothered Gears for many, many years.
In any case, seeing Mojoworld for the first time was starting to make Gears reconsider his thoughts on Helex because sweet Primus was it the worst place he had ever seen.
Whoever had designed the architecture of this place was clearly not from the same school of design as the likes of Grapple or Erector; there was no sense to their construction, with doors leading out to nowhere and spiral staircases on the outside that went all the way up to the ceiling with no break in between. The doors were also varying sizes, indicating that humans were not the only residents of Mojoworld, and indeed as Gears extended the scope of his vision from where he and his human companions stood on the outskirts of the city, he could see a variety of organics and machines roaming about the place, all looking either miserable or forcing themselves to look happy. If Gears wasn’t already homesick for Cybertron, he was now starting to feel homesick for Earth because at least its architecture made sense for its inhabitants.
To his relief, he wasn’t the only one who felt this way, for Spider-Girl was quick to speak her thoughts aloud. “Wow, what a circus.”
“Quiet,” Jean Grey hissed. “We don’t want to alert them to our presence; Mojo doesn’t take kindly to offworlders that aren’t participating in his program.”
“How exactly are we going to blend in?” Gears asked. “I mean, moreso me than you guys, ‘cos I don’t see any Cybertronians in the crowds.”
“Just stay in your pickup truck form,” said Spider-Girl.
“I don’t see any pickup trucks either. Besides, how are we even going to get through the crowds to where we’re going? Do you guys even know where we’re heading?”
Before either Spider-Girl or Jean Grey could reply, a floating monitor suddenly materialized in front of them, causing Gears to yelp in alarm. A red screen flashed on the monitor as appendages extended from out of its sides and pointed some sort of scanner at the trio.
“Offworlders detected,” a monotone voice came out from the monitor. “Please stay still and comply with directions as we determine your nature and universe of origin.”
“Crap,” Spider-Girl muttered. “What do we do?”
“When in doubt, just start punching things!” Gears exclaimed.
“Wait!” Jean said. “Don’t—”
Before she could even finish, Gears threw a fist at the monitor. Its screen flashed blue and a bright light enveloped him. When it faded away, his fist made contact with a steel wall and he was knocked off of his feet, landing on his back.
“Ow,” he uttered.
“Don’t feel bad,” an unfamiliar voice said. “I made the same mistake.”
Gears sat up and looked around the new location he was in. He could already tell he was in a cell of some kind because there were four walls and no doors or windows. Turning around, he saw that five other bots in the room with him. Judging by their Autobot insignia, they had to all be Cybertronian of some kind, yet a couple of them looked a bit… different from what he was used to. In particular was a bulky silver, blue, and red bot that walked over to Gears and extended a hand to him. His body was overly detailed with all sorts of pistons and inner-workings being exposed, and jagged lines throughout his armor plating. It almost made him look like as if he was made out of shrapnel. Regardless of the bot’s strange appearance, Gears accepted the proffered hand and allowed the other ‘bot to help him up.
“Welcome to Mojoworld,” the strange bot said. “What’s your name, friend?”
“Uh, Gears. My name is Gears.”
“Gears, huh?” The silver bot chuckled. “Well, that will be easy to remember.”
Gears frowned. “What do you mean?”
“Because that’s my name as well. I’m Gears of Earth-70307.”
All of the bots in the room were forced to tune down their audio receptors as Gears let out a loud, anguished scream.