THE FALLEN HERO
(Within Unicron, Cliffjumper and Beachcomber watch as Starscream and Sideways duke it out)
Sideways: You're lucky you have no further use, Starscream... because this would have been a lot more painful!
Starscream: Like I'd feel it at all.
(He lunges at Sideways just as Sideways throws a fire ball. There's a big explosion and Sideways is left looking... worse for wear while 'Screamer is unscathed)
Sideways: Ack! W-well played, S-Starscream. P-perhaps I misjudged you....
Starscream: Yes, you did. Now proceed on your way to oblivion. [lol '86 movie refs for the winz!!1!]
(Anyway, he blasts Sideways to pieces (RIP). He then notices Cliff' and Beachcomber)
Starscream: Ah, two Autobots. (He blasts Beachcomber apart while Cliffjumper drives away towards a green portal that appeared out of nowhere) Running away are you, Autobot?!
(Cliffjumper goes through the portal and we never see him again. Also, Beachcomber is dead. Rest in Pepperonis, man)
(On Earth, the Autobots are spying on the Decepticon camp)
Bumblebee: This is Bumblebee to Wheeljack. Do you copy?
Wheeljack: Clear as water, 'Bee.
Bumblebee: The 'Cons are building a circle of space bridges. Suspicious, eh?
Wheeljack: More suspicious than Unicron drinking tea. [...okay then]
Bumblebee: Sideswipe, are you picking up anything?
Sideswipe: Hang on. (He extends a radar dish, allowing them to overhear the 'Cons)
Generic 'Con: Soundwave, all the space bridges are up.
Soundwave: Negative. The last one is in the hands of the Autobots. However, Crankcase and the Dreads are tracking down Rodimus Prime.
Bumblebee: That's not good.
Sideswipe: Didn't know we had a space bridge.
Wheeljack: Yeah... I sorta stole some stuff when we left Cybertron.
Sideswipe: Nice goin'.
Bumblebee: Come one! We have to save Prime!
(They get to the highway, where Rodimus and Optimus are being followed by three black SUVs)
Bumblebee: Rodimus! The Decepticons are after you!
Rodimus Prime: Uh, 'Bee....
(One of the SUVs transforms into Hatchet. Mirage transforms and hooks onto him and yeah it's just the highway battle from DOTM I'm so original)
(Bumblebee and Sideswipe go all MechTech and chase around with Crankcase and Crowbar while Mirage kills Hatchet. Yeah, it's like I didn't even try to be original.)
(Meanwhile, deep in space, Nova Prime floats around with Monstructor)
Nova Prime: Here's where I found the Fallen... where I found my destiny... which was all ruined by the ones who claimed to be my brethren. Did they not want our race to become the supremacy of the universe? Did they not want everyone to bow before use? Did they not want us to rule? We were gods once, Monstructor. All of us... but now they call us machines.
(Back on Earth, the Autobots get back to base, where Armorfist joins Sideswipe in taking on the remaining two Dreads)
Sideswipe: Whoa. Looks like a little Mexican stand-off we've got here. [Whoa. Looks like a little lack of creativity we've got here]
Armorfist: Weapons down.
Sideswipe: And we'll let you escape with your dignity.
(The Dreads drop their weapons... but wait! Crowbar has a spike thingy! He throws it at Ironhide Armorfist but Sideswipe stabs him through the face while Armorfist blows up Crankcase!)
Armorfist: Boom.
(They then meet up with the others. Gee, I wonder what's gonna happen next)
Bumblebee: Wheeljack, we have to move!
Wheeljack: Why?
Bumblebee: The 'Cons are after Rodimus! He's the key to their plans!
Rodimus Prime: Indeed I am. What you must understand, my Autobot brothers, is that we were never going to win the war. For the sake of our planet's survival, a deal had to be made... with Shockwave.
(He then shoots Armorfist through the chest. Wow, I didn't see that coming)
Rodimus Prime: I'm sorry, brothers....
Armorfist: Rodimus... why? [Because DOTM, that's why]
To be continued
FEATURED CHARACTERS
Autobots: Armorfist, Beachcomber, Bumblebee, Cliffjumper, Mirage, Optimus Minor, Rodimus Prime, Sideswipe, Wheeljack
Decepticons: Crankcase, Crowbar, Hatchet, Laserbeak, Soundwave
Others: Monstructor, Nova Prime, Sideways, Starscream
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