From the Archives: The First Transformers Stories I Ever Wrote

   So this is a new thing I'll be doing. A la the old TF comics I've been posting (which I still need to get back to), I'll be posting the old stories I wrote when I was 9-12. I'll be interchanging this with chapters from TF Regenerated (which I also still need to get back to). So sit back, relax, and bask in the awful grammar and spelling (which I am leaving in tact so you can suffer along with me).

TRANSFOMERS (dated January 13, 2006)

    The main villn Megatron was lokking for a Cyber Key but Optimus Prime stop him.

    Optimus Prime cried. "Optimus Prime Super Mode!"

    "You don't scare me." Megatron said.

    Optimus Prime said "Be scaired of this. Cyber Key power!"

    Then they battle. Optimus Prime won.

    Megatron said "No!"

    Optimus said "Yes."

    Megatron crid and ran away saying "Curse you, Optimus Prime!"

    The end.

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    Truly, that was a story of the ages. A thing of legends. Treasure it. Pass it along to your friends. Tell it to your grandchildren. It must be preserved for all time. But, ah, there is one other story from our new Shakespeare. Could it possibly surpass this one? Let us find out.

TRANSFORMERS CYBERTRON (dated January 17, 2006)

    A Atuobot named Hot Shot was lokin for his Cyber Key.

    "Where is it?" Hot Shot asked himself.

    Then Red Alert came. He looked like a plice versin of Hot Shot. They heard big footsteps and it selld like evil.

    Red Alert and Hot Shot crid. "Red Alert transform vheicle mode."

    But Hot Shot didn't transform because it was just Jetfire.

    Red Alert said "Few"

    Then a plane ship came. It was Starscrem a evil Transformer.

    Starscrem said "Starscream transform robot mode."

    Red Alert said "Red Alert transform robot mode!"

    Jetfire and Hot Shot watch the two fight.

    The evil Starscrem won but Red Alert said "Cber Planet Key Power!" And it was a blade the Autobot swung the sowrd but the evil guy duke.

    Red Alert bastit and hit the evil Starscrem. He ran away transform and left.

    The three lo for the key for Hot Shot.

    The end.

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    Such tension! Go home, Macbeth. Take a hike, To Kill a Mockingbird. These are the masterpieces that deserve to be remembered as the template for all future stories to be told.

    I hope you enjoyed these two marvelous classics, for there is a lot more to be told.

    A lot more.

    A lot.

    Be afraid.