BROKEN MIRRORS
(At Axiom Nexus, the TransTech Police fight against Thunderwing and the freed Decepticons)
RID Prowl (to Thunderwing): If I were you, I'd surrender quietly.
Thunderwing: Guess what? You're not me! (He shoots down RID Prowl and is then approached by Bludgeon)
Bludgeon: Well, boss... what do we do.
Shockwave (rolling forward in tank mode): You're going to die.
Bludgeon: Oh, great...
Shockwave (fires at the Decepticons): You are all simply obstacles in my way!
Thunderwing: Go! I shall handle this!
Shockwave (transforms to face Thunderwing): No, you won't. You. Shall. Fall.
(On SG Cybertron, Cyclonus flies away after having just shot at Megatron)
SG Starscream: Scourge, follow him!
Steelshot: Hawkeye, what do we do? Tomahawk and the others are gone... and how do we solve this alternate universe stuff?!
Hawkeye: I can try contacting our universe and call for reinforcements.
(On the real Cybertron, Hawkeye contacts Omega Prime and the High Council via videoscreen)
Hawkeye: This is Hawkeye to Autobot Command. Do you copy?
Omega Prime: We read you, Hawkeye. What is it?
Hawkeye: We need reinforcements to help us. Things are getting difficult here. If you are unable... I understand. Hawkeye, out. (The videoscreen then goes blank)
Botanica: Well, Teams Orion and Axalon are currently out of commission. [I think she means they're busy, not dead.]
Omega Prime: Actually... I have someone in mind.
(On SG Cybertron, Double Clutch being hung over a smelting pool while the rest of Tomahawk's group watches helplessly)
SG Wheeljack: Well... Double Clutch, is it? Ever wondered what death feels like? Well, now you get to find out first hand! Heheheheh!
Tomahawk: We've gotta do something!
Firetrap: But what?
SG Bludgeon: Ohmmmm....
Double Clutch: Hey, buddy! (He somehow manages to swing himself to kick Wheeljack in the head) Watch you're head!
(He knocks the evil Autobot down just as the others somehow get themselves free. I just... don't know anymore)
(Back at Axiom Nexus, Shockwave and Thunderwing duke it out)
Shockwave: Fool! My plan is already in motion! As soon as I implant a cerebro-shell into Axiom Prime, this city shall be mine!
(Elsewhere, we see Quintessons watching the battle. SERIOUSLY? WE'RE INTRODUCING THOSE GUYS IN THIS NOW?!?!)
Quintesson #1: This is unacceptable.
Quintesson #2: Yes.
Quintesson #1: We must stop him! [Who? Shockwave? Thunderwing? John Cena?]
Quintesson #2: But how?
Quintesson #3: We must send Sharkticons, Allicons, everyone!
Quintesson #1: It may well be the only way. Gnaw, you know what to do.
Gnaw: Hn. (To a bunch of Sharkticons) Let's go.
(Back in Axiom Nexus, Shockwave manages to bring down Thunderwing, who is now at his mercy)
Thunderwing: Go ahead. Kill me.
Shockwave: So you finally give up?
Thunderwing: Yes.
Shockwave: Excellent. (He then blasts Thunderwing's head off)
Crankcase: Thunderwing!
Bludgeon: Hn. Forget him.
Shockwave: Now then... Dirt Boss, activate the cerebro-shell.
Dirt Boss: I've got an aim. Ready to fire.
(Nearby, Axiom Prime is giving some speech)
Axiom Prime: --I'd also like to say that for billions of years, Axiom Nexus has been-- (Dirt Boss' cerebro-shell then plants itself into his forehead) --safe. All hail Shockwave. All hail Shockwave.
TransTech Silverbolt: What's going on?!
TransTech Cheetor: Prime?
(Dirt Boss then hits them with cerebro-shells and soon everyone's saying "all hail Shockwave")
Shockwave: At last... revenge is mine. [What did Axiom Nexus even do to you to deserve "vengeance"?]
(Back on SG Cybertron, Tomahawk and co. make their getaway through the Autobots' base)
Double Clutch: Hawkeye, this is Double Clutch. We're at the Evil Autobots' base!
Hawkeye (over comm): Good. We're at the Good Decepticons' base. Megatron has just been assassinated.
Double Clutch: Ho boy.
SG Bluestreak: Hound, watch out!
(Hound narrowly misses a strike from Tomahawk) SG Hound: Fool! You shall learn to fear me! Warpath, distract them!
(Warpath fires at them, giving Hound enough time to project a hologram of the giant Autobot Halo. Going by the gang's reaction, it's probably more real than most holograms)
(Back at the Decepticon base, Megatron is put under the Constructicons' care)
SG Starscream: Anything, Scrapper?
SG Scrapper: Nope. He took the blast pretty hard.
Stakeout: I guess we're stuck here then.
(Except they're not! A Good Autobot ship arrives at the base!)
???: Hey, Hawkeye! What's up?
Hawkeye: Is that--?
Heavy Stomp: Commander Heavy Stomp at your service.
Hawkeye: All right! Tomahawk, guys, we have a ride home!
(Back at the Autobot base...)
Tomahawk: Er... we're a little busy.
(Halo smashes the ground and is about to destroy them, only to be saved by SG Bludgeon)
Tomahawk: Hey, Hawkeye, can you get here soon? We need help!
Hawkeye: On our way!
SG Starscream: We're coming too.
SG Soundwave: Yeah! Those Autobots are gonna pay! [Which ones? The good ones or the bad ones?]
Hawkeye: All right, let's go!
(Back at Axiom Nexus)
Shockwave: Yes! The most greatest place in the multiverse is mine! [This really doesn't sound like how Shockwave usually speaks] Now, all that's left is the four Planet Keys! [The what now?]
???: Which you won't be getting.
(Suddenly, the mysterious newcomer blows up the space bridge!)
Shockwave: Who dares--? You!!
Starscream: It's been a while, hasn't it? [Specifically since issue 43]
Shockwave: What do you think you're doing?
Starscream: Stopping you, of course. Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to find some keys.
(He then teleports away while Shockwave curses his name)
(Back on SG Cybertron, the cavalry arrives to aid Tomahawk and co.)
Heavy Stomp: Double Clutch, I'm sending in some drones!
(Said drones turn out to be the Rallybots, which merge with Double Clutch to create a larger robot. However, before the tide can be changed, SG Optimus Prime enters, wearing his Powermaster armor)
SG Optimus Prime: Give. Me. Your. Faces! [I imagine SG Movie Optimus Prime would be a ray of sunshine]
To be concluded
(Halo smashes the ground and is about to destroy them, only to be saved by SG Bludgeon)
Tomahawk: Hey, Hawkeye, can you get here soon? We need help!
Hawkeye: On our way!
SG Starscream: We're coming too.
SG Soundwave: Yeah! Those Autobots are gonna pay! [Which ones? The good ones or the bad ones?]
Hawkeye: All right, let's go!
(Back at Axiom Nexus)
Shockwave: Yes! The most greatest place in the multiverse is mine! [This really doesn't sound like how Shockwave usually speaks] Now, all that's left is the four Planet Keys! [The what now?]
???: Which you won't be getting.
(Suddenly, the mysterious newcomer blows up the space bridge!)
Shockwave: Who dares--? You!!
Starscream: It's been a while, hasn't it? [Specifically since issue 43]
Shockwave: What do you think you're doing?
Starscream: Stopping you, of course. Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to find some keys.
(He then teleports away while Shockwave curses his name)
(Back on SG Cybertron, the cavalry arrives to aid Tomahawk and co.)
Heavy Stomp: Double Clutch, I'm sending in some drones!
(Said drones turn out to be the Rallybots, which merge with Double Clutch to create a larger robot. However, before the tide can be changed, SG Optimus Prime enters, wearing his Powermaster armor)
SG Optimus Prime: Give. Me. Your. Faces! [I imagine SG Movie Optimus Prime would be a ray of sunshine]
To be concluded
FEATURED CHARACTERS
Autobots: Aurex, Botanica, Double Clutch, Firetrap, Hawkeye, Heavy Stomp, Omega Prime, RID Prowl, Skyburst, Stakeout, Steelshot, Tomahawk, Ultra Trion
Decepticons: Bludgeon, Crankcase, Dirt Boss, Shockwave, Starscream, Terradive, Thunderwing
SG Autobots: Bluestreak, Halo, Hot Rod, Hound, Optimus Prime, Warpath, Wheeljack
SG Decepticons: Bludgeon, Cyclonus, Megatron, Scourge, Scrapper, Soundwave, Starscream
TransTechs: Axiom Prime, Cheetor, Silverbolt
Others: Gnaw, Quintessons, Sharkticons
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