Thursday, January 4, 2024

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 4: War of Two Worlds, Chapter Four

 Date: 5/15/2012

THIEVES IN THE NIGHT

(Autobot HQ, Cybertron)

MIRAGE: Aw, don't tell me you bots chickened out!

SIDESWIPE: We didn't have much choice, Mirage! It was either that or get crushed by those things!

MIRAGE: Oh, c'mon. They're no bigger than two Bulkheads.

SIDESWIPE: They're a lot stronger than two Bulkheads. And scarier.

MIRAGE: Ah, gimmie a break... they can't possibly be that bad!

(As he says this, we see the Destructors making their way towards Earth...)

(On Earth)

WHEELJACK: Anything, 'Bee?

BUMBLEBEE: Yup, I see them. (Kup's ship is on approach) Kinda' weird, though. You'd think Starscream would've spotted them...

WHEELJACK: Eh, they probably just got lucky. I mean, I highly doubt that Starscream stares t his computer all day for Autobot ships... right?

IRONHIDE: Why are you asking me?

(Kup's ship touches down and his team disembarks)

OPTIMUS PRIME: Welcome to Earth, Team Magnus. I'm glad you didn't run into any trouble.

KUP: You should know us by now, Prime. We don't find trouble; trouble finds us.

OPTIMUS PRIME: Right. We've got the 'Cons all tied up and ready for you.

KUP: Great. We'll get them onboard as soon as--

(Kup's ship blows up)

KUP: Blast! I just had that ship waxed! Blurr, go see if it can be repaired!

BLURR: Right!

WHEELJACK: Um... no offense... but that really doesn't look repairable.

(On the Nemesis, Starscream witnesses the event)

STARSCREAM: My, my, Bludgeon's really outdone himself... That was Bludgeon who did that, right? (Soundwave doesn't answer him) No matter. As long as the Autobots are distracted, we can now make our move. Knock Out?

KNOCK OUT: Yes, sir?

STARSCREAM: Take a squad of Vehicons to Earth... and ensure that Bludgeon and his bots succeed!

(On Cybertron, Sideswipe and Mirage are standing guard. Throughout their conversation, a Destructor spies on them)

SIDESWIPE: So... have you seen those new BT-16s?

MIRAGE: What?

SIDESWIPE: You know... BT-16s!

MIRAGE: I have no idea what that is.

SIDESWIPE: It's from Star Wars!

MIRAGE: Oh, that Earth movie? I couldn't get past the first one.

SIDESWIPE: Which first one? The original or The Phantom Menace?

MIRAGE: Uh... isn't there only one first?

SIDESWIPE: No, see, the guy who made them released the fourth movie first!

MIRAGE: Why'd he do that?

SIDESWIPE: I dunno. Guess he just felt like it was the right way to do it...

MIRAGE: Well, that still doesn't--

(The two of them are taken out by the Destructor, who captures them)

DESTRUCTOR: Lord Governor, I have captured Autobots #04 and 07.

(At Darkmount)

STRAXUS: Ah, perfect work, my friend... Destructor Beta, is your progress proceeding well?

DESTRUCTOR BETA: Yes, my lord.

STRAXUS: Excellent. Everything is proceeding as planned.

(Earth)

KUP: Seriously, how in the AllSpark did this happen?

WHEELJACK: Maybe someone on board sabotaged it?

KUP: Unlikely. I trust all of my crew. I know they'd never do anything like this.

OPTIMUS PRIME: Has anyone else been on your ship before?

KUP: Well, I believe Sideswipe's been with us... and Longarm after we freed him from Chaar... and Mirage...

IRONHIDE: Oh, thank spark Cliffjumper isn't here. He's always claiming that Mirage's a spy.

ARCEE: Tell me about it.

IRONHIDE: Ah, you know him too, huh?

ARCEE: Yup. He also once confused a rock formation for a Decepticon.

IRONHIDE: Seriously?

(Nearby, Bludgeon's team is spying on them when Knock Out drives up)

KNOCK OUT: Ah, hello, Bludgeon. Have our friends been freed yet?

BLUDGEON: Negative, Knock Out. The Autobots have been distracted, but they're still alert about any presence of ours.

KNOCK OUT: I see. Any ideas?

BLUDGEON: Well, now that you're here... I believe we can create another diversion.

(Autobot Base)

BARRICADE: What's going on? What was that explosion I heard?

PROWL: None of your business. 'Bee, what is going on?

BUMBLEBEE: Hard to say, Prowl. Looks like Kup's ship blew up. Wonder how that happened...

PROWL: Whatever caused it, it makes me uneasy... very uneasy.

(Outside)

OPTIMUS PRIME: Can you fix it, Wheeljack?

WHEELJACK: Doubtful. If only we had taken Grapple along.

(The Decepticons start blasting at them)

WHEELJACK: Whoa!

BLUDGEON: Salutations, Autobots... and farewell!

(Back on Cybertron, two Autobots are chasing a Decepticon)

HOT ROD: Get back here, you turbo-revvin' punk! Sure is persistent, isn't he?

JAZZ: Yup. Sure is making me mad...

SLICK: Blast! A dead end!

JAZZ: Might as well give up, Slick... we've got ya' cornered!

SLICK: That's what you think.

JAZZ: We don't think, we... know...

(A Destructor takes them out)

DESTRUCTOR: Master, Autobots #6 and 78 have been captured.

(Back at Darkmount)

STRAXUS: Very nice work! I must say, you've all been very helpful. Now, it's up to you, Destructor-Gamma, to find our last target... OPTIMUS PRIME! Then, Project: Infiltration will be complete!

TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Arcee, Blurr, Bumblebee, First Aid, Hot Rod, Hound?, Ironhide, Jazz, Kup, Mirage, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Springer, Wheeljack

    Decepticons: Barricade, Bludgeon, Destructors, Knock Out, Needlenose, Octopunch, Ramjet, Slick, Soundwave, Spinister, Starscream, Straxus, Vehicons

Wednesday, January 3, 2024

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 3: War of Two Worlds, Chapter Three

 Date: 5/13/2012

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE, PART THREE

(Opens with Lugnut unleashing missiles on Ironhide)

LUGNUT: For the glory of the Decepticons!

IRONHIDE: Two can play at the big explosions game... (He shoots at Lugnut but it just bounces off)

LUGNUT: Pft. Your firepower is no match for my might! (He prepares his Punch of Kill Everything)

BARRICADE: Huh? Um... Lugnut, I don't think--

LUGNUT: Silence, Barricade! This Autobot must learn not to mess with the Decepticons!

BARRICADE: But isn't it--

LUGNUT: Say your prayers, Auto--

(Optimus Prime comes out of nowhere and rams into him, knocking him off his feet.)

OPTIMUS PRIME: I think it's beast that you say yours.

(Bumblebee and Ratchet are also here.)

BARRICADE: Oh, this is just great.

IRONHIDE: Uh, thanks for the help, guys, but I didn't need it.

OPTIMUS PRIME: You know me, Ironhide. I always make sure you've got it handled.

BUMBLEBEE: I've got 'em both cuffed, boss-bot. Shall we take them to base? ['Bee is so badass he can just handcuff Lugnut like nobody's business]

OPTIMUS PRIME: I don't think so, 'Bee. I can't trust a bot like Lugnut in our HQ. Ratchet, contact Jetfire and see if he can transport them to Garrus Nine.

RATCHET: On it.

LUGNUT: Don't think it's over yet, Autobots! The Decepticons never lose a fight... without vengeance!

(Meanwhile, on the Nemesis)

VEHICON: Sir, we've lost contact with Lugnut.

STARSCREAM: Ugh! I can't leave anyone alone for less than five minutes!! Why, oh why, did I have to get a band of incompetent fools for a crew? 

KNOCK OUT: I resent that, you know--

STARSCREAM: Silence! Imbeciles...

KNOCK OUT: What did I say?

STARSCREAM: Luckily, I have one last trick up my sleeve. Soundwave?

SOUNDWAVE: Yes?

STARSCREAM: Make contact with command on Cybertron. I have an old friend to speak with...

(On Cybertron, in the lair of the mysterious being known as Minion...)

MINION: Straxus, report.

STRAXUS: I've came, I've seen, I've conquered!

MINION: Excellent. Have the Autobots been destroyed?

STRAXUS: Nay, not yet, but thy Destructors shall see to it!

MINION: They should. Leader-1, out.

(He goes silent for a moment...)

VEHICON: My lord?

MINION: What is it?

VEHICON: Transmission from Commander Starscream.

MINION: Patch him through.

STARSCREAM: Ah, greetings, my old friend... I require some... assistance.

(Meanwhile, the Autobots aren't holding up so good to the 'Cons)

ULTRA MAGNUS: Autobots, retreat!

HOT ROD: He can't be serious.

SIDESWIPE: You know Magnus. He's always serious.

ULTRA MAGNUS: We can't hold up against those things much longer! Roll out!

STRAXUS: Ha! Ha! Good-bye, Autobots! Good-bye, fearful Autobots! Thou have done well, my friends. Ay, but although this battle has been won... the war goes on. Another task do I have for you.

DESTRUCTOR: Anything, master.

STRAXUS: Thou will each be given a certain number of Autobots to hunt for. Thou shalt return them here... and Project: Infiltration shalt commence!

(On Earth)

PROWL: Prime, I still don't see how this is a good idea... If Jetfire sends a team of Autobots here to Earth, they'll surely be detected by the Decepticons!

OPTIMUS PRIME: I'm aware of that, Prowl, but we'll have to take the risks. These two are too dangerous to let loose.

IRONHIDE: I don't see how. They weren't much of a problem for me...

OPTIMUS PRIME: Not now, Ironhide.

WHEELJACK: Just got word back from Jetfire. He says they're on their way!

(In space, on an Autobot ship)

KUP: Alright, bots, y'know the rules. Rule number one: You shall only refer to me as sir or Sarge. Rule number two: There'll be no disobeying orders. Or any disrespect to me. Or anyone else. And number three: The only butts you'll be kicking will be Decepticon butts. Understood?

BLURR: Yes, sir.

SPRINGER: Yup.

ARCEE: Yes.

FIRST AID: As always.

KUP: Good. Now let's make use of that last rule...

(Back on Cybertron)

MINION: What do you require from me, Starscream?

STARSCREAM: Well, Barricade and Lugnut have been capture by the Autobots, and so I need someone to free them.

MINION: I see. Fear not, Starscream. I shall have your lackies freed in no time.

STARSCREAM: Very good, Minion. Starscream out.

(Silence. A door opens behind Minion, revealing a trio of Decepticons)

MINION: I'm sure you know what your job is... don't you?

BLUDGEON: Oh... you have no idea!

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Arcee, Blurr, Bumblebee, First Aid, Hot Rod, Ironhide, Kup, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Springer, Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack

    Decepticons: Barricade, Bludgeon, Destructors, Knock Out, Lugnut, Minion, Octopunch, Soundwave, Spinister, Starscream, Straxus, Vehicons

    Humans: Sparkplug Witwicky

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 2: War of Two Worlds, Chapter Two

 Date: 5/12/2012

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE, PART TWO

(On Earth, NEST soldiers are driving around in their buggies)

OPTIMUS PRIME (VO): NEST, this is Prime. Any Decepticon sightings?

SPIKE WITWICKY: None yet, boss-bot. Just a bunch of ruined buildings. Man, this war's done a toll on our planet.

SPARKPLUG WITWICKY: Got that right, son. That's why we're fighting for it.

SPIKE: I know that, Dad, but... when will it end? We've been fighting for ten years!

SPARKPLUG: It'll end when it ends, Spike. That's war for 'ya...

(Meanwhile, the Decepticons are out on patrol.)

BARRICADE: Have any of you spotted anything?

VEHICON: Negative, sir. No sign of any Autobots or the transmitter.

BARRICADE: Hn. Typical. Keep looking. I know it's nearby... I just know it!

(Back at Autobot Base)

WHEELJACK: Guys, I've got it! See? Easy as chrome-alloy pie!

(He turns on the monitor. It simply blasts with static)

WHEELJACK: Ugh. (He kicks it.) Stupid THING!

(It finally turns on and Jetfire's face appears)

JETFIRE: Huh? Optimus! What's up?

OPTIMUS PRIME: Jetfire, where's Ultra Magnus?

JETFIRE: He's at Polyhex fighting Straxus' forces. How's it going on Earth?

OPTIMUS PRIME: Same as usual. We've lost contact with the others though.

JETFIRE: Well, that stinks. I'll see what I can do.

OPTIMUS PRIME: Thanks, Jetfire.

(The call ends. Wheeljack looks on in disappointment)

WHEELJACK: That's IT?!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Quiet, Wheeljack.

(Meanwhile, back with NEST)

CHIP CHASE: Guys, I'm picking up something!

SPIKE: What is it, Chip?

CHIP: I'm seeing loads of Energon readings on my scanner... and they seem to be Decepticon signatures!

SPARKPLUG: Alright, guys! Get to your vehicles! We've got company!

(At that moment, Barricade and the Vehicons show up)

SPIKE: Oh no...

BARRICADE: Greetings, humans. My name is Barricade, Decepticon enforcer. As such, my duty is to enforce the will of Lord Megatron. So, without further ado...

(He draws his gun and fire. The NEST soldiers flee, but one of them gets blown up.)

DEDCLIFF: AGH!

SPIKE: Dedcliff!

SPARKPLUG: Keep running, Spike!

VEHICON: Ha ha! I haven't had this much fun since the Battle of Simtron Three!

???: Gee, your life must've been pretty boring...

VEHICON: Huh?

(Ironhide knocks him out)

IRONHIDE: I always thought the Battle of Simtron was kinda dull...

BARRICADE: Well, well, well... if it isn't the mighty Ironhide. I've been looking forward to meeting you.

IRONHIDE: Too bad I can't say likewise.

(Ironhide blasts another Vehicon. Barricade is unfazed.)

BARRICADE: Neat toy. Let me show you mine...

(He unfurls a chain flail and hurls it at Ironhide.)

IRONHIDE: Great spark!

(He grabs the end of the flail)

BARRICADE: Oh no. (Ironhide uses it to toss him aside) WAUGH!

IRONHIDE: Huh. Y'know, it's funny...

BARRICADE: Grr...

IRONHIDE: With all of the boasts I hear from you 'Cons... I thought you were made of sterner stuff!

(Barricade shoots him)

IRONHIDE: YOWZA! Not stern enough...

(He shots Barricade and takes him out)

BARRICADE: ARGH!

IRONHIDE: Prime, this is Ironhide. I've got a 'Con all round up for ya!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Good work, Ironhide. Ratchet, Bumblebee... let's roll out!

(On the Nemesis)

STARSCREAM: Well, it seems we've lost contact with Barricade. I'm sure you know what to do...

LUGNUT: Yes, Commander Starscream. (He transforms) The Autobot shall DIE!

(Back on Earth)

SPARKPLUG: Hey, big guy, thanks for the rescue!

IRONHIDE: Don't mention it, Major Witwicky. I do what I can. (Lugnut shows up and fires rockets at him) Aw, Primus! Now what?! (They explode and he shields his optics) Ah, scrapmetal.

LUGNUT: Autobot, prepare to face the wrath... of LUGNUT!

(On Cybertron, Ultra Magnus avoids a blast from Straxus)

STRAXUS: O, most troublesome Autobot! The fight's the thing, wherein I'll catch the spark of the king!

HOT ROD: Seriously, why's this guy quoting human literature? Seriously, it's disturbing.

SIDESWIPE: Tell me about it.

STRAXUS: O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts! And bots have lost their region! (Ultra Magnus shoots at him but it bounces off) How many ages hence shall this our lofty scene be acted over? Cry "havoc" and let slip the dogs of war!

HOT ROD: Oh.

SIDESWIPE: Crud.

ULTRA MAGNUS: Wonderful.

(Giant dog-like Decepticons arrive and flank Straxus)

STRAXUS: Fair is foul... and foul is fair.

TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Bumblebee, Hot Rod, Ironhide, Jetfire, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack

    Decepticons: Barricade, Lugnut, Starscream, Straxus, Vehicons

    Humans: Chip Chase, Dedcliff, Sparkplug Witwicky, Spike Witwicky

The Transformers: Redux, Issue 1: War of Two Worlds, Chapter One

     Going through my old comics again. This series was written from 2012 to maybe early 2013.

    This issue was made on May 9, 2012

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE, PART ONE

(We open with a montage of the Great War.)

NARRATOR: It has been decades since the Great War began. We have trying desperately to protect Earth from the Decepticon forces. It all started when Megatron, leader of the Decepticons, began scouring the galaxy for Energon to reenergize our dying world, Cybertron. He found Earth, which was rich in Energon, and began to drain its resources. Several teams of Autobots were then sent to stop the Decepticons. Thus, the Great War began. Ten years have passed since then. And there is still no end in sight...

(On Earth, Skywarp and Thundercracker patrol the skies in search of the Autobots, who are hiding in ruined buildings.)

THUNDERCRACKER: I'm not seeing any Autobots. What about you, Skywarp?

SKYWARP: Nothing here, Thundercracker. Looks like this area's clear.

WHEELJACK: That's right, little 'Cons, fly away!

BUMBLEBEE: Hey, Wheeljack! Did you find what you were looking for?

WHEELJACK: Yep. Let's head back to base.

(They transform and roll out.)

BUMBLEBEE: Good, because my olfactory sensors can't stand this place!

SKYWARP or THUNDERCRACKER: Your sensors aren't the only ones working!

BUMBLEBEE: Decepticons!

(The two Seekers attack them.)

WHEELJACK: Crud, I knew I should've brought those turbo boosts!

SKYWARP: Heh-heh-heh! (He teleports)

WHEELJACK: What was that all about--?

(Skywarp shows up in front of him.)

SFX: Scree!

SKYWARP: Hello, Autobot! Care to play?

SFX: Tink (Bumblebee shoots him)

SKYWARP: Oh, this is gold... (He transforms to jet mode) You can't take down Skywarp that easily, Autobrat!

(He fires at 'Bee only for Ironhide to show up and knock him out)

SKYWARP: Oh, snap...

IRONHIDE: Pick on someone yer own size.

WHEELJACK: Ouch. Um... thanks.

IRONHIDE: Don't mention it.

WHEELJACK: That was pretty--

IRONHIDE: I said "don't mention it."

(Back at Autobot Base)

WHEELJACK: We're back, Optimus!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Good to see you, Wheeljack. Did you find your... tool thing?

WHEELJACK: It's a tachyon transmitter. I stole it from an abandoned 'Con base. With this we can communicate with Cybertron easier.

PROWL: You sure that'll work? The 'Cons might pick up the signal.

WHEELJACK: Nonsense! I invented this thing! I know more about it than they do!

(Beat)

PROWL: Do you believe him?

OPTIMUS PRIME: No.

(Meanwhile, on the Decepticon ship...)

STARSCREAM: Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Five years... Five years it's been since our glorious leader vanished during the Battle of Helex... Since then, our leadership has been divided, with multiple commanders across the galaxy... But soon... that just might change. If Lord Megatron is not found within a month, then I shall have to take his place. The first one to find our leader will--

BARRICADE: Commander?

STARSCREAM: What is it, Barricade?

BARRICADE: I don't mean to interrupt, but we have received reports of a stolen tachyon transmitter.

STARSCREAM: What?! When was this reported?!

BARRICADE: Half and hour ago.

STARSCREAM: Why didn't you tell me?!

BARRICADE: You were too busy monologuing...

VEHICON: *Snicker*

STARSCREAM: SHUT UP!

VEHICON: I just made a little click noise!

STARSCREAM: Barricade, take a troop of Vehicons to Earth! We must get that transmitter! Before the Autobots can use it!

(Back at the Autobot Base)

OPTIMUS PRIME: How's it going, Wheeljack?

WHEELJACK: Great! ...As soon as I figure how this thing's supposed to work!

PROWL: So, in other words, 'not so great?'

WHEELJACK: Pretty much. Gee, sure wish we'd brought Blaster along...

PROWL: Actually, I'm glad we didn't...

OPTIMUS PRIME: Just keep working on it, Wheeljack. We'll get contact with Cybertron sooner or later...

(Meanwhile, on Cybertron, in Iacon...)

ULTRA MAGNUS: Jazz, this is Ultra Magnus. What's your status out there?

(In Polyhex...)

JAZZ: We're getting pinned here, boss! Not sure how much more we can take! Oh no...

ULTRA MAGNUS: What?

JAZZ: It's Straxus!

(Straxus shows up and maims an Autobot soldier)

AUTOBOT: P-please... have mercy!

STRAXUS: Fool... mercy is not dispensed here... only DEATH!

AUTOBOT: NOOOAGGH!

ULTRA MAGNUS: Jazz, get out of there now!

JAZZ: Yes, sir! (He transforms and drives away)

STRAXUS: To die... to sleep... to sleep, perchance to dream! Aye, there's the rub. [Yeah, Straxus is a Shakespeare enthusiast, get used to it] And to die, perchance to end thy suffering... now that seems better...

(He fires and knocks Jazz off course)

JAZZ: Whoa! Oogh...

STRAXUS: Thou wretched rash, intruding fool... FAREWELL!

ULTRA MAGNUS: Hey, Straxus... (He shows up with reinforcements) Pick on someone your own size!

TO BE CONTINUED

CHARACTERS

    Autobots: Bumblebee, Hot Rod, Ironhide, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Sideswipe, Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack

    Decepticons: Barricade, Megatron, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Straxus, Thundercracker, Vehicons

Tuesday, January 2, 2024

Transformers Regenerated: Beyond Imagination II, Chapter Two

 TWO: THINKING OUTSIDE THE QUESTION BOX

“You know what bugs me?”

Perceptor barely glanced at Brainstorm as he stepped around Expanse. The massive blue and yellow mech was standing as still as he possibly could, holding his arms out horizontally as the two Autobot scientists studied him. “What?”

“When I made a time machine to change history, I got reprimanded and punished for it—rightly so,” Brainstorm quickly added. “But lately, a whole bunch of other bots have been time traveling and dimension hopping, going to alternate realities and all that… and they don’t get so much as a slap on the servo.”

Unsure as to what the context behind this conversation was, Expanse glanced at Perceptor and saw that the Autobot scientist had a contemplative look on his face.

“I will admit, I have been rather… taken aback by recent developments,” Perceptor said. “Your time machine, regardless of what you attempted to do with it, was an impressive feat of technology—”

Brainstorm stopped what he was doing to look at him in surprise. “Impressive?”

“—and it has caused me to reconsider what I thought I knew or understood in regards to quantum mechanics. Just when I thought I had gotten a firm grasp on the concept again, we had the situation involving Dion, and then again with the duplicate of Bumblebee. And now, this.” Perceptor stepped away from Expanse, holding his chin as he studied the other mech. “I feel that there might be some sort of pattern here; that these phenomena are all connected in some way. But I am not yet comfortable with formulating any hypotheses.”

Brainstorm was still staring at Perceptor. “You… you thought my time machine was impressive?”

Perceptor seemed to disregard his partner’s question as he looked up at Expanse and gestured to the red X-marked orb in the center of his chest. “I take it that is your transwarp drive?”

“Yes,” Expanse replied. “Don’t ask me how they made it though; I can barely recall them installing it along with all of the other things they built into me.”

“Have you ever been able to jump to a different time period within the same universe?”

“I don’t know. The first time I used it was to escape from the Decepticons, which is how I ended up on Earth and met the X-Men… although I suppose that was a different Earth than the one you know. Then it somehow acted on its own and brought Sari and that mercenary to Mojo’s world. I’m… not sure what caused that to happen.”

“It could be they were somehow caught within subspace and it took you activating your drive again to bring them back,” Brainstorm suggested. “Did you ever use your Transwarp drive in between those two times?”

Expanse shook his head. “No. I kind of made it a point not to. My allies in the X-Men already had enough trouble with time travel and dimension hopping that I didn’t want to add to the headache. I mainly stayed in alt mode for most of our missions.”

“That would explain it then; if you had, then Sari and the bounty hunter would have been brought out of subspace at that time. Judging by the schematics, this Transwarp drive is an experimental one, likely more advanced than anything that would’ve been tested by either faction during the war. You first used it twenty-five years ago, correct?”

“Yes….”

“That would place its use—and potentially its development—during our false peace with the Decepticons.” Perceptor glanced at Brainstorm. “You would have still been operating as a double agent during this time, yes?”

Brainstorm winced. “Eeesh. Talk about opening up old wounds….”

“Did you have any idea about what the Decepticons were doing regarding this?” Perceptor glanced at Expanse’s Transwarp drive.

“Nope. Believe me, if I had, I would have been all over it. Guess there was some tech that no amount of intel would’ve been enough for them to just hand over to some random spy.”

Perceptor rubbed his chin. “A part of me is also wondering whether they even knew what it was they had developed; whether the ability to cross into different dimensions—different realities—was an intended feature of this particular model of Transwarp drive.”

“Too bad we’re on opposite sides with the Decepticons again so we can’t just like, you know, question them,” Brainstorm lamented. “Not that I think they would’ve been 100% honest with us anyway….”

Expanse glanced between the two Autobot scientists. “So… what now? What does this mean?”

“You let us worry about that,” Perceptor said. “We still need to go over our findings before we can formulate anything to present to the Primes.”

“Primes?”

“Ah, yes. Optimus is no longer the sole Prime; he is sharing that role with Cybertron’s current leader Rodimus. Of course, he insists on going by ‘Star Convoy,’ I believe…”

“…But no one’s gonna do that,” Brainstorm finished for him. “Look, just leave it to us and we’ll get things figured out. In the meantime, take some time relax and maybe introduce yourself to some of the others. I get the feeling you’re gonna be hanging around here for a while, so make yourself at home.”

“Right. ‘Home.’” Expanse frowned as he said the word. After everything he had been through, he wasn’t sure what the word even meant anymore. For the past twenty-five years, he had considered the X-Mansion to be his home, but that apparently was no longer the case. Perhaps it never had been. But if that was the case, then did he ever have a home? 

The Academy hadn’t been home. The Decepticons certainly hadn’t given him one. 

Only time would tell if the Autobots would provide him with the home he sought.

*  *  *

“So… have you been seeing anyone?”

Sari looked up at her father in surprise. Isaac Sumdac was laying on the hospital bed the Autobots had set up for him; thankfully none of the injuries he had sustained while in captivity actually required it, but it was the only thing they had for him to relax and rest on. He had his hands clasped over his admittedly plump stomach, his eyes focused on the television screen playing some old 80’s cop show rather than on his daughter.

“Where’s that coming from?” Sari asked.

Sumdac shrugged. “It’s been half a year. I wasn’t sure if—”

“Dad, I haven’t been back to university since you disappeared. I’ve been spending the last six months looking for you. I didn’t have time for relationships.”

“What about before then? You were always pretty brief in your letters about campus life; you always want to hear I’m doing but never willing to tell me how you’re doing.” Sumdac chuckled as he shook his head. “But anyway, you’ve mentioned some of your friends before and I was just curious if any of them were more than that.”

Sari snorted as she shook her head. “No. Jack is too aloof for me—plus I feel that he and Miko might have a thing, even though they both deny it. And Raf is nice and all, but seems to care more about his computer than anyone or thing. To be honest… I don’t think I’ve ever felt attraction for anyone. Not yet, anyway. Nothing real, at least.”

“Ah.” Sumdac nodded sagely. “And perhaps finding out you are not fully human also puts a damper on things.”

Sari closed her eyes as she sighed heavily. “So we’re having that conversation now, are we?”

“I figured it was past time we had it. I thought you would’ve wanted to—”

“Dad, I’ve already come to terms with it. Kind of.” She shook her head. “Look, I don’t even want to think about it right now. I’m just happy you’re safe and sound.”

“Actually, Professor Sumdac, I would be very much interested to hear the full story about your daughter’s origins.”

Both Sari and her father looked up to see Optimus Prime standing in the doorway to the room they were in. The Autobot leader stepped in and carefully got into a sitting position; he was still nowhere close to their eye level, but Sari understood the sentiment.

“Your daughter has already informed us of what she learned from your and Old Snake; about how you and your company were manipulated by Porter Powell to aid Cobra and its endeavors.” Optimus Prime then inclined his head. “However, I am more curious about your family’s involvement with a certain Scorponok.”

Sumdac’s face blanched. “You… you know of him?”

“Yes. Scorponok is a Decepticon, one that my Autobots and I have fought on more than one occasion during our first adventures here on Earth. Recently, when my chief engineer Wheeljack was trying to solve Sari’s origins, he discovered a connection between your father, Newton Sumdac, and Epsilon Holdings—a front for Scorponok’s organization Machination. Later on, we learned that Newton Sumdac was head of Project: Cadmus, which resulted in your daughter’s creation.”

Sumdac nodded slowly. “Yes, that is all correct. What more did you want to know?”

“How far back does your family’s connection to Scorponok and his operations go? And is your father still involved in any way?”

“Oh, I have not seen my father in years. He disappeared shortly after I took Sari under my care. I’m not sure if he would even still be alive—he would be nearing his nineties by this point.”

“If he has had access to Cybertronian technology, then age may be an inconsequential factor for him,” Optimus said. “And you did not answer my first question.”

“My father was never forthcoming on details regarding his life or career,” Sumdac admitted. “I didn’t even learn about Project: Cadmus or Machination until after I had graduated college and he brought me into the project.”

“Did you have any personal conversations with Scorponok?”

Sumdac considered the question. “No. The closest I came to speaking with him was through Abraham Dante, who I believe was his intermediary. Unless I am mistaken?”

“The term is as good as any,” Optimus replied. “Are there any other contributors to Project: Cadmus that you can name?”

“Oh, there were so many; I only became acquainted with a few. Dr. Brian Jones was one, Dr. Onishi another… they both left after Project: Cadmus’ completion, and as far as I know they no longer have any association with Machination. That I know of, of course….”

“Do you know the current whereabouts of Dr. Jones or Onishi?”

“Jones I am not sure, but I know Dr. Onishi is from Tokyo and I believe he still lives there with his wife and son. I do hope nothing bad has happened to them given their association with this Scorponok entity.”

“I can speak with the EDC and see if they will authorize a welfare check on Dr. Onishi and his family.” With that, the Autobot leader began to stand up. “Until then, Professor Sumdac, I thank you for your honesty and being open with your answers.”

Sumdac blinked as he slowly nodded. Sari figured her father was still trying to adjust to the fact he was speaking with an alien robot. “Um, of course. Any time.”

Optimus Prime nodded back to him before shifting his attention to Sari. “Ms. Sumdac, I am preparing another team to investigate any potential activities from Cobra or lingering Machination remnants, if you are interested.”

“Of course,” Sari said. “Just give me the call and I’ll be there.”

The Autobot leader nodded again in appreciation before taking his leave. Once he was gone, Sumdac looked to Sari with a bewildered look on his face.

“You have been quite busy since I’ve been gone, haven’t you?”

Sari smiled back at him. “You could say that.”

*  *  *

“Welcome back, my prehistoric friends! It is fruitful that fate has caused our paths to cross once more!”

“Oh, Primus,” Snarl groaned as the six Dinobots approached the awaiting Sky Lynx. “You sure we can’t use different transport?”

Grimlock ignored his fellow Dinobot’s complaints as he regarded the massive saurian Autobot Sky Lynx. As Transformers went, Sky Lynx was certainly one of the more unique and atypical in terms of body-types. If rumors and legends were to believed, Sky Lynx was old enough to remember the War of the Primes, having served in the tribe of Onyx Prime. After the departure of the Primes and the subsequent Galactus Crusades, Sky Lynx had went on to enjoy a reputable military career in the Primal Vanguard during the eras of Nova, Nominus, and Guardian Prime. However, when the Functionists rose to power, Sky Lynx foresaw the oppression they would bring to bots like him and departed for Eukaris, where he would remain until the Predacons took over, leading him back to the Autobots by the time the Great War broke out.

Because of this, it made sense that he would be chosen for this mission, beyond the fact that he had worked with the Dinobots before. If the Maximals had gone missing on this mysterious island, then it stood to reason that the Predacons may have had a part in this, and out of all the Autobots currently in service, Sky Lynx was the one who perhaps understood the Predacons the best.

Of course, that didn’t make his self-aggrandizing nature any less grating….

“Truly, you could not have picked a better means of transportation than yours truly,” Sky Lynx said as he lowered the ramp of his space shuttle form. “You should feel honored to be flying with such a distinguished flier; space bridges and Titans have nothing over one such as I!”

“Yeah, yeah,” Snarl groused. “Just get us there in one piece and you’ll get a pass in our books.”

As the Dinobots stepped into Sky Lynx’s interior, Grimlock took a moment to regard his teammates as they took their respective seats. It didn’t surprise him at all that Slash seemed to be the one with most cheer; in the century they had spent on Earth prior to being found by Optimus Prime and his crew, Slash had bonded with Sky Lynx, enraptured by any story he would regale her and Scorn with. She took a seat next to Swoop, who like Sky Lynx also had a distinguished (if not quite as long) military record that provided him with enough stories and wisdom to impart on the younger Dinobot.

Meanwhile, Sludge did his best to fit in the seat next to an irritated Snarl. The two were pretty much the opposite in terms of personality—Snarl being the loner that he was and Sludge being the second-nicest Dinobot after Swoop (third if you included Slash)—but Snarl tolerated Sludge’s presence the most if only because Sludge was better at being quiet, and didn’t butt heads with him nearly as much as he did with Slag… who was sitting alone, his back turned to everyone else.

There was an empty seat next to his, but Grimlock chose not to take it. The last thing he needed now was to start a ruckus inside Sky Lynx before they had even taken off. Whatever grievances Slag apparently had with him would have to be settled another time… if ever.

Instead, Grimlock simply remained standing as Sky Lynx began to lift off from from the landing pad and take off into the sky, heading in the direction of the mysterious island. 

*  *  *

As Prowl stepped into Metroplex’s command center, he caught a glimpse of Sky Lynx’s alternate form flying up into the sky, disappearing into the clouds. Standing at the main station were Elita-One and Jetfire, the latter viewing a monitor that seemed to be tracking Sky Lynx’s trajectory. Nearby, Blaster was at his station monitoring communications.

“Would that be the Dinobots?” Prowl asked as he walked up to join the pair.

Elita acknowledged him with a glance. “Yes. We’re keeping an eye on them to make sure they don’t vanish like the Maximals have.”

Prowl nodded in response. He was about to say something in regards to the Dinobots’ destination, when his internal comlink suddenly chimed. He raised a hand to his helm to answer it, only to hear nothing on the other end.

“That’s strange,” he murmured, frowning.

Elita looked down at him. “What is it?”

“Someone tried to hail me but I didn’t hear anything.” Prowl’s frown deepened. “And they were using a frequency that only agents in the Secret Service use.”

“Are all of your agents accounted for?”

“I haven’t been able to access my files since I was brought back online; I don’t think Tarantulas managed to back those up. Hell, I only just recently learned about Getaway’s death….”

Elita raised an optic ridge. “Do you trust us enough to have us take a look at it and see if we can trace it?”

Prowl held her gaze evenly. “After everything we’ve been through? I’d be a fool not to.”

Elita proceeded to have Blaster get his station ready to receive the silent call Prowl had gotten. She and Prowl then joined the communications officer at his station as he worked on tracing it.

“Looks like a distress signal to me,” Blaster commented. “Triangulating its origin is pretty tricky, but I think… ah.”

“What is it?” Elita asked.

“It’s coming from the same direction that Sky Lynx is headed. Must be from the island.”

“It could be the Maximals calling for help,” Elita suggested.

“But how would they be using a frequency that only Autobot Secret Service agents can access?” asked Prowl.

Before anyone could propose an explanation, Jetfire looked up from his station, a grim look on his face.

“Elita,” he started to say.

Elita shuttered her optics. “Don’t tell me….”

“They’re gone. I’ve lost track of them.”

Prowl frowned. “Sky Lynx and the Dinobots?”

“This,” Elita said, “is a much bigger problem than I thought it was going to be.”

Sunday, December 31, 2023

From the Archives: Transformers Beyond - A Space Oddity (unfinished story)

 Capping off the year with an unfinished story. A Regenerated reboot that never went anywhere. Started writing on January 29, 2018; not sure when I abandoned it. Only wrote five chapters.

I: FAR ABOVE THE MOON

    Out on the farthest fringes of space, outside of any charted sector, a single green ship hovered over a barren moon—one of fifty that orbited the gas giant LCS-857-B. The moon itself probably had a number designation of its own, but for the life of him Cosmos could not remember it as, so far, he had only one number taking precedence in his mind:

    Zero. 

    Zero energon readings. Thirty-seven out of fifty moons so far had not a single ounce of energon. What were the odds the others would have any? He had no doubt the number would be the same.

    Not for the first time he wondered why he was even doing this. The real answer, of course, was because Sentinel Prime had sent him out here. But why send him out all this way? The chances of some remote moon containing energon were so close to nil that it was a waste of energon to go through all this trouble.

    Of course, there was no way in Pit he was going to say as much to Sentinel Prime; not unless he wanted a demotion. He supposed he should have just been grateful that he wasn’t under Zeta Prime’s command; the slightest indication of one’s dissatisfaction in their assignment earned you a permanent place in Garrus-9 for treason.

    Knowing that there was no way he was going to get out of this, Cosmos set course for the next moon—which just had to be on the other side of the planet. As soon as Cosmos found the cosmic deity responsible for such an arrangement, he was going to seriously hurt them.

    As he blasted across the gas giant’s hemisphere, his systems began to ping with energy readings. This surprised Cosmos; was there actually energon on one of these moons? Had he just picked the wrong side of the planet to start with? It wouldn’t be the first time his luck had turned out as such.

    Still, he was eager to finally bring back some good news to the Orbital Command Hub. Kicking on his thrusters, he raced towards the moon…

    …And found himself face-to-face with a Decepticon warship.

*  *  *

    “Anything yet?”

    The green-plated Decepticon leaned over his console, yellow optics fixated on the scanner. “Nothing, captain. Not a single ship in sight.”

    Skyquake scowled as he glared at the officer from his command seat. “Charger, you know that the last thing any of us wants is to turn back around and tell Overlord that we failed to capture a single Autobot ship. So when next I ask if there is something on the radar, do not even think to tell me there is absolutely nothing. Because there is something and we’re going to bring it back to him. Are we clear?”

    Charger blinked before nodding. “Uh, y-yes, sir.”

    “Good.” Skyquake leaned back in his seat, tapping his fingers on the arm rest. “Now then, keep searching. A ship as small as that couldn’t have gotten—”

    “Um, sir?” A grey and blue Decepticon was looking back at him, green optics wide. “There’s something right in front of us.”

    Skyquake launched from his seat. “There is?!” He squinted out the Darklon’s viewport, not seeing anything beyond the gas giant and its many moons. “Where is it?”

    “Here, let me magnify the visual.” Take-Off pressed in a few controls and the visual scanners zoomed in on a small round spacecraft hovering in front of the warship. It was green and yellow, with a bold red insignia on the front curve of its bow.

    “Uh…” Charger looked over to Skyquake. “That’s not who we’re after, is it?”

    “No,” Skyquake grunted. “But it’s a start. Activate the tractor beam.”

*  *  *

Oh hell, was all Cosmos could think as he was dragged towards the warship against his will, caught within its tractor beam. This is not good.

His mind raced. He thought about sending an alert to the Hub, but could already tell that they had blocked his frequencies. This day was just getting better and better…

What were Decepticons even doing all the way out here? The LCS system was so far from Decepticon space that they couldn’t have possibly known of its existence, especially considering it had only been discovered by Astroscope’s team half a year ago. Did their reach extend far further than the Autobots’ had been led to believe?

Cosmos figured he would get his answers soon enough as he was pulled closer and closer towards the ship. Or maybe not; for all he knew they could just be planning on killing him as soon as they got their hands on him.

Up ahead, a port slid open. Bathed in red light were two Eradicon troopers awaiting him as the tractor beam brought him closer to his certain doom….

Suddenly, there was a flash of lasers and an explosion rocked the warship, knocking out the tractor beam. Freed from its pull, Cosmos quickly zipped away as a light-sized craft emerged from behind one of the moons, charging at the warship with guns ablaze….

*  *  *

“There he is! Fire!”

Skyquake hadn’t even finished his command before the Darklon’s guns were alive with fire. The Autobot ship zigzagged as it evaded the purple lasers, returning fire with red-colored pellets of its own. The warship shook under the assault as the smaller craft shot over the bridge.

“Activate the tractor beam!” Skyquake roared, gripping the sides of his command chair.

“We can’t!” Charger replied. “It’s already been taken out!”

“Then deploy the Eradicons! Fire all weapons! Do something!” Skyquake gritted his teeth. “We are not leaving until that ship is in our grasp. That is final.”

“Yes, sir!” the bridge crew echoed back before quickly getting to work.

*  *  *

Cosmos cried out as he flew at full speed, the Autobot craft and flying Eradicons close on his tail.

The Eradicons he could understand… but the Autobot ship? What did they want with him? They could have easily just let him jump back to the Hub like he was going to; why come after him and just further complicate the situation?

It didn’t add up. Unless these guys weren’t Autobots….

He became even more panicked as the ship began to close in on him. Before he knew it, it was already on top of him and he was soon being dragged in by a magnetic force. Unable to do anything but cry for mercy, Cosmos did exactly that.

“Please don’t hurt me!” he exclaimed before the airlock had even sealed shut. “I didn’t do anything! I was just doing my job! I didn’t want any of this to happen! Please don’t—”

“Primus, calm down,” muttered the red and gray Autobot, releasing his magnetic hold on Cosmos. “We’re only rescuing you.”

“Rescuing me?” Cosmos transformed from his ship form, arms and legs unfurling from his saucer bits while his red head emerged from the central base. “Is chasing after me your idea of rescuing me?”

“You were getting away from us.”

“Yeah, because you were chasing me!”

The bot sighed in exasperation, running a hand down his face. “Whatever. Just sit tight while Prime gets things sorted out. Name’s Windcharger, by the way.”

“Cosmos.” The spacer tilted his head. “Did you say Prime? You’re commanded by a Prime?”

“Yeah.” Windcharger glanced at him. “Something wrong?”

“Not at all, it’s just… I thought all the Primes were accounted for. Sentinel’s at the Hub, Rodimus at Athenia, Override at Velocitron…” Cosmos then blanched in dread. “Oh god, you’re not under Zeta Prime, are you?”

Windcharger snorted. “No, thank spark. Come on, he’s waiting for you up front.”

“Oh, he? Because I was just going to say Nova Prime.” Cosmos rubbed his head as he followed Windcharger to the front of the ship, where three other bots were waiting. “I’ll admit, I’m not that up to speed on my Primes. I’ve only just gotten all my Magnuses down. ‘Course, there’s only been five of them….”

Ignoring him, Windcharger looked up to a stocky gray bot with a wide orange chest, who was piloting the ship. “Is he still out there?” the red Autobot asked.

“Yup,” the pilot grunted. “Always gotta make a show out of it.”

“He did say we had to make this look convincing,” said an orange-plated bot with a single blue optic taking up her face. “If we made it too easy for them, they’d be suspicious.”

“It’s sound thinking,” commented a blue-colored mech. “Still crazy, but sound.”

“Well, Skids, sometimes, crazy works.”

All five bots turned to see a small robot jump down into the ship from a port above. He was red and black with a blue helmet that made his identity unmistakable to Cosmos.

“By the AllSpark,” he murmured. “You’re… you’re—”

“The name’s Optimus Prime,” the bot answered. “And if you have any desire to continue functioning, then you’re going to do exactly what I say.”

II: A MOST PECULIAR WAY

“Sir, we have them.”

Skyquake sighed in relief as he slumped back into his command chair. Outside the Darklon’s viewport, the Autobot ship floated lifelessly in space, damaged and out of fuel.

“Finally,” the Seeker muttered. “Is our tractor beam back in operation?”

“No, sir,” Charger replied. “However, I can have the Eradicons drag it in physically.”

“Make it so.” Skyquake allowed a small grin to break his otherwise stoic features. “They won’t be going anywhere anytime soon.”

*  *  *

“I’m sorry, Optimus Prime, sir, but, ah… did I hear you correctly? Did you say we’re going to let the Decepticons capture us?”

“Bang, got it in one,” Optimus Prime replied, pointing a finger-gun at a flabbergasted Cosmos. “Ready the hatch, will you, Roller?”

“You got it, big guy,” replied the burly pilot bot.

Cosmos looked between the two bots in confusion. Windcharger and the other two were unfazed by the exchange, instead focusing their attention on prepping their weapons and gadgets. Cosmos then looked back to see Optimus Prime vanish into a nearby hatch.

“…I don’t understand,” Cosmos murmured.

“Hey, don’t worry about it,” Windcharger said, slapping him on the back. “Just stick with me and you’ll be fine. Trust me.”

“Trust you? I hardly know you!”

“We’re both Autobots, aren’t we?” Windcharger pointed at the red symbol on Cosmos’ shoulder before pointing at his own on his chest. “Besides, we’re all led by Optimus Prime, so shouldn’t that be enough?”

“Optimus Prime’s been missing for fifty years! How do I know that’s really him?” Cosmos looked back at where the Prime had vanished. “I mean, he’s a lot smaller than the history records make him out to be….”

“He recently downsized himself to preserve energon,” said the orange monoeyed bot. “Also to better utilize TNM—”

“Glitch!” the blue bot called Skids hissed. “Rule one of TNM: Don’t talk about TNM.”

“Oh, right. Sorry.”

Cosmos frowned. “What’s TNM?”

Skids glared at him. “What did I just say?”

Windcharger waved him off as he turned back to Cosmos. “It’s just a little trick Prime likes to pull off from time to time, especially in scenarios like this one.”

“All right, Eradicons are closing in,” Roller called out. “Hope you guys are ready.”

Skids smirked as he produced a large gun. “More than.”

Cosmos’ visor went wide. “What the—? I thought we were letting ourselves get captured!”

“We are,” Glitch said.

“Then what’s with the guns?!”

“Didn’t say we were gonna make it easy for them.”

As Cosmos blabbered in incomprehension, Windcharger hooked an arm around his. “Stick with me, yeah?”

Cosmos looked to him in utter bafflement just as Roller slammed a fist down on the console. A port opened and all four bots were sucked out into the void of space.

*  *  *

“What the bloody hell are they doing?!”

Take-Off winced as Skyquake tightened his grip over his shoulder. Leaning over the Decepticon’s station, Skyquake scowled as he watched the four Autobots pour out of their ship, shooting at the Eradicons. According to Take-Off’s energy scanner, there were still two more on board.

“They just don’t give up, do they?” he growled. “Target the turbolasers on them. They shouldn’t be hard to pick off.”

“Sir?” Charger looked to him with a quizzical look. “But… doesn’t Gigatron want them alive?”

“He only wants Prime. He didn’t say anything about the others.” Skyquake pointed to the Autobot craft. “Send more Eradicons to bring that in. Prime is sure to still be on—”

“Uh, sir?” Take-Off said weakly. “There’s a… something coming towards us.”

Skyquake blinked as he saw the object in question. It was roughly the size of a heavy-type bot, with gray armor over… was that hair? No, it seemed to cover its entire frame, making it fur. What was Prime doing with an organic creature? And one that could breathe in space, at that?

Before Skyquake could come up with a reasonable explanation, the gorilla had smashed through the viewport and everything and everyone on the bridge was being sucked out into space.

*  *  *

“Oh my god, was that a gorilla?!”

Cosmos heard Glitch cackle over the inter-com as she disabled an Eradicon with her bare claws. “Truck Not Monkey! Never gets old.”

“Of course, monkeys and gorillas are two different things,” Skids supplanted, blowing another ‘Con’s head to pieces with his gun.

Glitch rolled her single optic. “Oh spark, don’t even start with me, wise aft. That’s what Optimus calls it so you shouldn’t even complain.”

“I wasn’t complaining! I was just pointing something out!”

“Ooh, look at me!” Glitch held up a disabled Eradicon, using it as some sort of puppet. “I’m Skids the Theoretician! I’m smart and I know stuff! Let me bore you to death with all of the stuff I know!”

Skids scowled. “Now you’re making me sound like Perceptor.”

“Because you do! You so totally do. I’m amazed you guys aren’t, like, besties or something. Or maybe it’s because you two are so similar that you can’t stand to be in the same room together.”

“That’s not— What are you even trying to say?”

As the pair continued to bicker, Cosmos was pulled away from the action by Windcharger, who had the green space magnetically fused to him back to back. The two of them were brought closer to the Darklon, hovering just above the hangar bay.

“Okay, here’s what I need you to do,” Windcharger murmured to Cosmos. “Once I detach you, transform—”

“You’re going to detach me?!” Cosmos cried. “I thought you wanted me to trust you!”

“Don’t worry, it won’t be for long!” Windcharger assured him. “I just need you to transform and fly into the hangar.”

“But there are ‘Cons in there! They’ll kill me!”

“You’ll be fine. Trust me, okay?”

Every part of Cosmos wanted to scream as he was detached from Windcharger. Against his better judgment, he did exactly as he was told, transforming and flying into the hangar….

Where he was immediately disabled by an Eradicon with a stun gun. Losing all control, Cosmos came crashing down….

*  *  *

The green jet roared as it blasted back towards the now-open bridge of the Darklon. Ignoring Take-Off and Charger as they floated past him, Skyquake set his visuals on the armored gorilla rampaging across the ship, waving a black gun around.

That gun… Skyquake would recognize it anywhere. It was the ion rifle, signature weapon of Optimus Prime (after the axe, of course). Had Prime really given his trademark gun to a mindless ape? Or….

No. Skyquake mentally shook his head. That was ridiculous. He was a fool for even thinking it. There was no possible way….

But then the gorilla turned to him and it grinned, an expression which carried to its eyes. To anyone else, that wouldn’t have meant anything. But Skyquake had seen those eyes before; it had been over a century ago, but he remembered the Battle of Technahar well. It had been the first time he had ever faced Optimus Prime in combat.

Those eyes, that grin… they were the exact same. He would recognize them anywhere.

Optimus Prime… was wearing a gorilla suit.

As the jet struggled to process this, the gorilla raised his gun and fired it at Skyquake. The Seeker quickly dodged the blast before advancing at full speed, unloading on the primate. The ape fell just as Skyquake finally reached the bridge, transforming to claim his victory.

Grabbing a hold of the gorilla’s chest, Skyquake tore away the armor plating, revealing an unconscious Optimus Prime within. A savage grin cracked onto Skyquake’s face as he seized the Autobot and lifted him out of the suit.

“Oh, payback feels so good,” he chuckled. “A pity Gigatron wants you alive. This would have been the opportunity of a lifetime, to finally have your head on my wall.”

“Sir?” Charger’s voice crackled through his comm. “Ah, it seems that the Autobots have been dealt with.”

“Dead?” Skyquake asked.

“Seems like it, sir. No sign of them or their ship—and they couldn’t have jumped to hyperspace.”

“Then the Eradicons have done their job… just as we have.” Skyquake grinned at the unresponsive Optimus in his grasp. “Return to the bridge so I can enable the emergency blast shield. It’s time for us to leave.”

III:

Lightyears away on the hellish world of Lucifer, Lord High Governor Straxus of the Decepticon Empire was bored.

This was never a good sign. Usually he was enthralled with the cries of terror that rang across the halls of Darkmount, delighting in the smell of molten slag that came from the smelting pools. Today, he was supremely, imperiously bored.

Perhaps it was the fact that all they had been smelting lately were second-rate Autobot grunts and empties. Nothing substantial like a Major or a Prime or a—dare he dream—Magnus. These nobodies were so easily scared it wasn’t even funny—anymore, at least.

He didn’t understand why this was. When Gigatron was around, it was nonstop fun 24/7. From impromptu chases to mock arena fights, there was simply no end to the entertainment. But now, as he watched the generic, no-name Autobot writhe helplessly on the ground, he just felt… nothing.

Others, on the other hand…

“Oh yeah!” The slate-colored Decepticon jet pumped his fists in the air as he and his magenta partner stood over the hapless Autobot. “We are not to be messed with!”

Straxus did not resist rolling his optics. These Decepticons were as green as one got; they’d never set foot on a real battlefield before let alone faced off with a real Autobot. Gigatron considered these shows as training exercises, but Straxus found them useless. If Gigatron really wanted to train them, then he should throw them into the smelting pools and have them try to climb out. That would yield real results.

But no. Clearly Gigatron saw something in these novices. Straxus simply could not share that view.

“So what do ya say, Wingblazer?” asked the magenta ‘Con as he shoved a spear into the Autobot’s back, getting him to spasm. “Shall we take him to the pool now or save him for later?”

The slate one grinned wickedly. “How about we take him to Stalker? I wanna see how long he can withstand the endoscopic claw.”

“Please,” the Autobot sputtered out. “H-have mercy….”

“Oh! He said the M-word!” Wingblazer looked excitedly to Straxus, who was resting his head on his hand. “You know what that means, boss!”

Steam exuded from Straxus’ vents as he sighed. “What does it mean, Wingblast?”

“You get to say the thing!” said the magenta one. He stepped off of the Autobot and presented them to Straxus. “He’s all yours, boss. You’ve got your axe, right?”

“Uh…” Straxus fumbled around on his throne, retrieving his pickaxe from behind him. “Yeah, I do.”

“Say it again, Autobot,” the magenta ‘Con jeered, pinning the Autobot’s arms behind his back. “Say the M-word.”

The Autobot blinked, confusion mixed in with his terror. “Uh… have mercy?”

Joints creaked as Straxus rose from his throne. He winced as a piece of armor plating fell off, followed by a back panel. Metal groaned as he lifted up his axe, his pistons threatening to lock up. The grins on the Decepticons’ faces never once faltered while the Autobot regarded Straxus with more bemusement than fear.

“Mercy is not dispensed here, fools,” Straxus muttered, raising the axe over his head. “Only death.”

Then, with one swing of his axe, he eviscerated both the Autobot and the Decepticon that held him. Wingblaze stepped back in horror, his green optics wide.

“J—Jetflame…?” he murmured, gazing upon his friend’s remains.

“Aw, geez,” Straxus grunted, realizing what he had done but not at all giving a crap. “I’m sorry about that. Here, let me fix it.”

He then raised his axe again and brought it down upon Wingblaze, ending him as well. With that done, Straxus collapsed back onto his throne, exhausted from the two actions. He then shifted his attention to a pair of Eradicons standing nearby.

“Clean this up, will you?” he barked. “Why do you think I keep you around?”

Without hesitated, the Eradicons moved over to the three corpses. As they got to work, the doors opened to allow a scarlet Decepticon jet into the throne room. He stopped briefly to regard the dead bodies before directing his attention to Straxus.

“My lord,” Snare said. “Skyquake has returned.”

Straxus nodded. “Good.” He then blinked as he rubbed his helm. “Wait, who?”

“Skyquake,” Snare replied. “Commander of the 92nd Predator Corps of the Decepticon Air Force. Conquered the Skomiloch Territories last meta-cycle.”

“Not ringing a bell,” Straxus muttered.

“Tall and green with wings….”

“Nope.”

Snare sighed. “He made fun of your poetry.”

“Oh yeah!” Straxus snapped his fingers. “Now I remember! Is he here, then?”

“Yes, he’s waiting outside.”

“Bring him in then!”

Snare bowed before taking his leave. In his place strode in a tall Decepticon in green and silver, red stripes decorating his wings. Upon seeing Straxus, Skyquake took pause as he lifted an optic ridge.

“You’re… sitting in Gigatron’s chair,” the Predator commander said.

“Eh?” Straxus took a moment to figure out Skyquake’s meaning before laughing. “Oh, yeah. He’s gone for the orbital cycle. Meeting with the other ‘Trons at a summit on New Kaon.”

“I see.” Skyquake’s frown deepened. “And he left you in charge?”

“Yup! Great, isn’t it?”

Skyquake scowled. “But, I’m his right-hand!”

“Yeah, but you weren’t around and someone had to be left in charge.” Straxus leaned back in his seat and folded his hands over his wide chest, smirking smugly. “You snooze, you lose, as they say.”

Skyquake glared at him before sniffing, holding his head up high. “No matter. I have made an accomplishment far more important than some throne.”

Straxus grunted. “Yeah? What’s that?”

“I have captured Optimus Prime.”

Straxus was silent at first as he stared at Skyquake. Then, he threw his head back and laughed.

He laughed for a very long time, smacking his arm rest as he keeled over, clutching his side. Soon his laughs turned into wheezes before finally breaking into a coughing fit, gears grinding together as he struggled to compose himself. Once he had gotten a grip, he straightened back up and looked back at Skyquake.

Then he fell over laughing again.

“Something tells me you’re not taking this seriously,” Skyquake muttered.

“Oh man.” Straxus continued to chortle as he sat back up. “I’ve always wondered why Gigatron kept you around. Now I know: Every ruler needs a court jester.”

“I’m being serious, Straxus!” Skyquake snapped. “I’ve captured the one and only Optimus Prime! You don’t believe me?”

“That’s an understatement. Seriously, man, I’m gonna die here.”

“Fine,” Skyquake growled before raising his comm. “Bring him in.”

The doors opened again and a squad of Eradicons marched in, towing an upraised stasis pod behind them. Inside the pod was a small Autobot in red and black with a blue—and very familiar—helmet. Straxus studied the imprisoned bot for a moment before turning back to a smirking Skyquake.

“Are you high or something?”

Skyquake sputtered in confusion. “What?! No! This is—this is Optimus Prime! The one and only!”

“Uh-huh. And I’m the Prima-Vectorum.” Straxus shook his head as he gestured at the small bot. “Come on, man. That ain’t Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime is big, red and blue. That… that is almost the complete opposite. And I should know; I once fought against him.”

“So did I,” Skyquake retorted. “Believe me, I know this is Prime. It might not look it, but I know it for a fact.”

“If that’s the case, then maybe Stalker should give you a psyche exam or something.” Glancing back at the Eradicons, Straxus motioned with his hand. “Put him with the others. We can still play with him later.”

“No!” Skyquake exclaimed as Not-Optimus was wheeled out of the room. “You don’t know what you’re doing! You’re making a huge mistake!”

“Fat jokes won’t salvage your reputation, Skyquake,” Straxus grunted. “Now get outta here. Time for the next show to start.”

IV:

Cosmos’ systems took their time in booting back up as he was greeted with the sound of bickering.

“That one was mine.”

“We can’t have you shooting that BFG of yours in here. You’ll set off every alarm on this ship.”

“Skyquake and his crew have already left. All that’s left are Eradicons.”

“He’ll still be alerted! Unless you want to go swimming in the smelting pools.”

“Quiet, you guys,” came Windcharger’s voice. “I’ve found him. Glitch, can you disable this ray shield?”

Cosmos raised his head in time to see the ray shield of his cell dissipate. Standing there were Skids, Glitch, and Windcharger. The latter waved at him.

“Hey, buddy! You’re not hurt or anything, are you?”

“No,” Cosmos muttered, rubbing his helm as he stood up. “How… how did you guys get here?”

“Windcharger magnetically fused us to the ship’s underside,” Skids said. “Fortunately, they didn’t jump to warp speed. Otherwise….”

“Hey, I knew Lucifer was just a system over!” Windcharger said defensively. “They wouldn’t waste a jump over such a short trip.”

“I’m sorry, Lucifer?” Cosmos asked.

“Its proper designation is LU-5-4,” Skids said. “Well, short-term proper. Its full designation—”

“Oh my god, nobody cares,” Glitch said. “Let’s just regroup with Roller and get moving.”

With haste, the four Autobots began moving through the Darklon, heading for the hangar bay. Cosmos looked around as they dodged patrolling Eradicons, noticing the absence of a sixth of their number.

“Uh, where’s Optimus Prime?”

Glitch broke into a giggle fit. “Probably monkeying around.”

Skids rolled his optics. “Primus spare me….”

Windcharger shook his head before looking over at Cosmos. “He’ll be around. He’s doing his part of the plan, we’re doing ours.”

“And… what is your plan?” Cosmos asked.

“To break into Darkmount and free the prisoners.”

There was a long silence after Windcharger had said this. Cosmos stared at him before blinking once.

“No, but seriously.”

Windcharger frowned. “What? That’s the plan.”

“You’re joking, right?” Cosmos said. “You—you do know that Darkmount is, like, the ultimate Decepticon fortress, right?”

“Actually, that’d be Kolkular,” said Skids. “Granted, Darkmount is up there….”

“Either way, I can’t be the only one who finds the words ‘break into Darkmount’ to be synonymous with ‘certain death.’”

“Hey, it’s only certain if you don’t do things right.” Windcharger gave Cosmos a thumbs up. “Relax. Just follow our lead and everything will be fine.”

Cosmos groaned. “If I had any money, I would so totally bet against that….”

*  *  *

“Uh… where did he say to put him?”

“Who cares?” the Eradicon soldier grunted, tossing the stasis pod containing Optimus Prime to the floor, joining the ranks of a dozen others. “It’s not like anyone keeps this place organized.”

“Point taken,” said the other trooper. “Say, is it break time yet?”

“Dunno. Is TX-552 back from his yet?”

The two Eradicons continued talking as they exited the storage cell, closing and locking the door behind them. Once their footsteps had faded away, a pair of legs kicked open the stasis pod as Optimus Prime climbed out of the capsule, rubbing his battered helm.

“Boy, that Skyquake guy really doesn’t like me,” he muttered.

“An understatement beyond measure,” replied a muffled voice. Reaching behind himself, Optimus detached a small jet from his back, which instantly transformed into a small bot.

“No lie, I totally forgot you existed, Hi-Q,” Optimus said to the Mini-Con. “Why so quiet?”

“I’ve just been analyzing the probability of success for your plan,” Hi-Q replied.

“Ah, cool.”

“Chances of success are, at present, 1,984 to one.”

“That’s an oddly specific number,” Optimus said. “I won’t ask if that’s good or not.”

“Just as well. You wouldn’t like the answer, anyway.”

Standing to full height, Optimus looked around the room they were in. There were dozens of stasis pods but only a few were occupied. This was probably where the ‘Cons got their “playthings”—a reserve of Autobots to torture once they were done with their current target.

It disgusted him… but not as much as High Command’s complete and utter lack of action.

They knew these Autobots were being kept here, yet had Ultra Magnus sent anyone to Darkmount to rescue them? Nope; everyone was too busy defending worlds like Earth or Nebulos to care for their own people. It sickened him to the very laser core….

“Optimus?” Hi-Q was frowning at him. “Are you all right?”

“I’m fine,” Optimus lied. Shaking his bitter musings, he began to peruse the pods, peering into each capsule. Hi-Q floated after him, continuing to frown as he watched his larger partner.

“Aren’t you going to free them?” he asked.

“Not yet,” Optimus replied. “If I freed just any average bot, I would just be granting them an early death. No, if this plan is gonna work, we need someone big. Someone like Roller or Impactor or—”

He stopped as he looked behind one of the empty capsules. There, buried in the back, was a capsule larger than any other, containing a bot befitting its size.

“Grimlock.”

“I’m sorry, did you say the G-name?” Hi-Q asked. “I thought he died during the war.”

“He went missing after the Battle of Omnitron,” Optimus muttered, pushing aside the pods to reveal the stasis-held Dinobot. “We all thought the same but there were rumors that he had somehow survived.”

He took a step back to study the imprisoned Dinobot. While the face and build were undoubtedly Grimlock, the colors were different. Gone was the gold chest, replaced with an obsidian breastplate with red cracks seeping through. His gray armor was also changed to crimson while his red visor was now tinted green.

It was Grimlock, mos certainly. But… some things had changed. Optimus only wondered if the changes were more than just cosmetic.

“Right then,” he murmured. “Let’s get this open.”

“Are you sure that’s a good idea?” Hi-Q asked. “I’ve never met him, of course, but I’ve heard Grimlock can be… unfriendly when disturbed from slumber.”

“Relax, he and I go way back,” Optimus said as he worked the pod’s controls. “Sure, he might be a bit grumpy at times, but once you get to know him, he can be a real—”

Without warning, the capsule burst open and Optimus was sent flying across the room, crashing into a pile of empty pods. As Hi-Q looked on in alarm, Grimlock lumbered out of his prison, green visor flashing with rage.

Optimus laughed as he thrust out an arm, giving the Dinobot a thumbs up. “Ha! Still got it, Grim! That was a good one.”

Grimlock simply snared as he crouched down, planting his palms on the ground as his back kibble began to unfurl, assuming the shape of a dinosaur’s head.

“Whoa now, not so fast.” Optimus scrambled to his feet. “We’ve gotta plan first, buddy. Do you even know where you are? You can’t just—”

Green optics glowed to life as the dinosaur head fell over Grimlock’s own. The resulting tyrannosaurus then growled lowly as it set its gaze on Optimus.

“…You’re not listening to me, are you?”

An earsplitting roar was his only response as the Dinobot came charging forward….

*  *  *

“Hey, did you hear that?”

The one Eradicon stopped to look at the other. “Hear what?”

His partner gestured down the corridor. “It sounded like it came from—”

Up ahead, a door went flying off its hinges as a red and black beast came raging out. The Eradicons immediately raised their guns as one held a hand to their comm.

“This is TX-959 to all available units! We have a breakout on Sector G-86! Repeat: Breakout on—”

The trooper was drowned out by the Dinobot’s roar as it charged towards the Eradicons, opening its maw to bring forth their fiery end.

V:

“Please tell me that’s part of the plan.”

Windcharger did not meet Cosmos’ pleading gaze as he listened to the wailing alarms ringing throughout the fortress. “No, I don’t think it is…” he murmured.

The five of them were pressed against the outer wall, hiding in the shadows as Eradicons rushed past them into the fortress. Regardless of whether or not it was part of the plan, it nonetheless provided a useful distraction.

“All right,” Roller grunted, hefting his gun. “Let’s split up. Windcharger, lift Skids and Glitch up to the top. Cosmos, you can fly up there as well.”

“Oh joy,” the green Autobot whined. “Oh joy oh joy oh—”

“Once you’re up there, find the controls to the smelting pools and switch them off. Meanwhile, Windcharger and I will go to the cells and help Prime out.”

Windcharger nodded. “Sounds good.”

“Sounds good?!” Cosmos stared at him incredulously. “Sounds good?! Don’t you guys watch movies? Splitting up the gang is like the worst thing you can possibly do!”

Roller glanced at him. “Well then, Mr. Strategist, do you have any alternative suggestions?”

“Yeah, here’s one: Stick together and don’t do something rash and suicidal.”

Glitch looked down and counted on her claws. “That’s… that’s two suggestions.”

Ignoring her, Windcharger stepped up and rested a hand on Cosmos’ shoulder. The green Autobot was beginning to get sick of these empty gestures.

“Look, I understand this all may seem intimidating, but just—”

“Just what?” Cosmos snapped. “Just trust you? That’s what I’ve been doing all this time and look where it’s gotten me!”

“Not so loud,” Roller hissed, glancing back at the Eradicons marching into the fortress. “Look, we don’t have time to argue this any further. Prime’s counting on us. Windcharger, get Skids and Glitch up there.”

Without question, the red Autobot got to work. As he lifted Skids and Glitch up with his magnet powers, Cosmos let out a weary sigh.

“I take it I’m the only one with a survival drive then.”

Windcharger smiled weakly at him. “Sorry, buddy. Just stick close to Skids and Glitch. They’ve got your back.”

“Do they?” Cosmos cast a doubtful glance upwards. “So far it seems like they’d love nothing more than to tear each other’s sparks out.’

“That’s just their thing,” Roller said. “They’ll keep you safe, don’t worry.”

“We’ll see about that,” Cosmos murmured as he transformed and followed the pair up the fortress wall.

*  *  *

“Man, will someone turn that alarm off?”

Skyquake frowned as he gave Straxus an annoyed glance. “Aren’t you the least bit concerned—”

“Of course I am!” Straxus snapped. “I’m concerned that I’m going to miss my nap!”

Growling in irritation, Skyquake directed his attention to Snare, standing dutifully as he awaited orders. “Alert Falcon. Have him take a squad of Predators to Sector G. Also, tell security to put the entire fortress on lockdown so that no one leaves.”

Snare saluted before running off to carry out his orders. Skyquake then turned back to see Straxus rising from his throne.

“Are you going to join them?” asked a surprised and hopeful Skyquake.

“No,” Straxus mumbled, waddling past the Seeker. “I’m going to my quarters. It’s sound proof there so the alarms won’t bother me.”

Skyquake could only cover his face with his hand as the Lord High Governor trodded away.

*  *  *

“Would you like to hear the current probability of success for the plan?”

“Hi-Q, the plan just took a suicidal nosedive out a 100-story window,” Optimus Prime grunted as he ran after the rampaging Grimlock. “Such as it was.”

“I suppose you’re right,” Hi-Q murmured, attached to Prime’s back once more. “So what’s the new plan, if you have one?”

“Tame Grimlock is as far as I’ve gotten.”

“Ah. I can give you an estimate on the probability of—”

“Please don’t,” Optimus said. “I really don’t need that right now.”

Following the sounds of death and destruction, Optimus turned the corner to find Grimlock entangled with a detachment of Decepticons, consisting of Eradicons and Predator jets. The Dinobot roared as he impaled a trooper with his tail before chomping down on an advancing Predator, hurling the both of them to the side.

Under normal circumstances, Optimus would have considered this move to be awesome. It still was, of course. But if he had any hope in taming the wild Dinobot, it was now or never; the awesomeness would have to wait.

“Grimlock!” he hollered. “Think happy thoughts!”

The Dinobot whirled to him, green eyes blazing with hate.

“Happy thoughts, Grim! Think about… think about pretty girls! And cute animals! And cupcakes! You like cupcakes, don’t you?”

Grimlock answered with a deafening roar as he barreled towards the Autobot commander.

“I’ll… take that as a no.” Metal feet screeched against the steel floor as Optimus turned around and began to run like hell.

*  *  *

In spite of all his apprehensions over the present operation, Cosmos had to admit that watching Skids in action was immensely entertaining.

The three of them had just turned a corner in the direction of the smelting pools only to come face to face with a squad of Eradicons. Without warning, Skids was immediately in motion, taking out one trooper with his gun while using his arm-mounted blasters to take down a second just as a pair of shoulder cannons finished off the third and fourth. He didn’t even need his gun emplacements on his shoulder wheels as the fifth had already ended himself by stupidly tripping over his comrade’s corpse and discharging his blaster in his face.

Weapons still smoking, Skids looked over to Glitch. “Did you…?”

“I’ve been teaching myself to use my powers remotely,” she replied. “The Professor did say they would evolve over time.”

“God, you’re scary,” Skids muttered. “Next you’ll be talking people to death or something.”

“That was so awesome,” Cosmos murmured despite himself. “Are you… are you an ex-Wrecker or something? A Warrior Elite? A Phase Sixer?”

Skids rolled his optics. “I’m a theoretician.”

“Is there a word for someone who somehow manages to act humble and haughty at the same time?” Glitch asked. “’Cos that’s what I’d call you. Or at least a vulgar twist of it.”

“Let’s just go,” Skids grunted, turning back around.

They continued their way down the hallway, managing to avoid any more conflicts with Decepticons. The further they went, the closer Cosmos could tell they were getting to their destination… because it was beginning to get rather warm.

“We’re getting close,” Skids said quietly, gun at the ready. “Be ready for anything.”

Up ahead was an open doorway, where two Eradicons stood before a chamber bathed in orange. Before Skids could say anything, Glitch disabled the both of them with a wave of her hands. As the guards crumpled lifelessly to the floor, Skids shot her a disapproving look.

“What?” Glitch snapped. “Practice makes perfect. Besides, you’re the one to talk, Mr. Walking War Machine.”

Skids simply shook his head as he led the other two the rest of the way to the open entrance. Upon entering, they came onto a wide balcony that oversaw the smelting pool… and what a sight it was.

Oil-curdling screams echoed out from melted corpses attempting in vain to climb to freedom, only to be pushed back down by cackling Decepticons. On hovering platforms, tow-cables dipped Autobots down into the lava only to pull them back out before repeating the process. Their screams were just as if not more harrowing than the others.

Cosmos began to feel himself shake. He had heard tales of the Decepticons’ brutality, of course, but he had always thought they were exaggerated. But now that he was seeing it first hand… he felt as if his spark were about to give out.

A hand fell on his shoulder and at first he thought it was Skids or Glitch trying to comfort him. But then he looked up and saw the Decepticon’s face just as the doors slammed shut behind them.

“Looks enticing, doesn’t it?” the orange jet said, brandishing a three-pronged trident. “Don’t worry; there’s plenty of room.”

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