CHAPTER FIVE
--Folgan Castle, Earth--
"Another lump of sugar, sir?"
Sir Edmund Burton, Earl of Folgan, glanced at his butler as if he was the stupidest person in the world. "Do I look like I need another lump of sugar?" he grunted.
"You do look distressed, sir. Is your tea not up to standards?"
"Of course it's not! Nothing you do is ever up to standards!" Raising his cup, Burton poured all of the excess tea onto his manservant. "Make me another one! And dry yourself up! You must look presentable for the wedding!"
"Wedding, sir?" the butler asked, drying himself with a rag.
"Yes! John Davidson is getting married to that gold-digger Agnes this afternoon!"
"Sir, John Davidson has been dead for twenty-five years." The butler glanced at the grandfather clock situated behind Burton. "Also, it's evening."
"Is it?" As if on cue, the clock chimed at seven o' clock. Burton harrumphed as he got up from his sofa, retrieving his cane from the ottoman. "Well, don't just stand there. Call the children back in."
"Ah, about that, sir. We appear to have visitors."
"Visitors? I didn't invite anyone. It's not Gerald again, is it?"
"No, sir. Bulldog is currently trying to kill them."
"Let him! No good trespassers; they ought to learn a lesson about invading other people's property. Not that they'll live to remember it, of course."
"I should also mention, sir, that our visitors are Autobots."
Burton stiffened, staring at his butler as if he had just used a very offensive word. "Autobots? As in... as in...?"
"Yes, sir."
"Well, don't just stand there!" Burton exclaimed, waving his cane excitedly. "Get the camera! This is going to blow the minds of everyone who's ever doubted me! And those who didn't!"
"No one has not doubted you, sir. You don't have to worry about that last bit."
* * *
"Hey!" Bumblebee ducked his head as the tank fired again. Of course, it was his avatar's head, so it wouldn't have mattered if it had hit him. Regardless, Arcee pulled him out of the tank's range as it lined up another shot.
"We come in peace!" she called out to the 1917-model tank. "There's no need to fire at us!"
"Can it, meatbags!" the tank roared. "The only sound you are permitted to make is your final scream as you are sent on your way to oblivion!"
"You're sure this guy isn't a Decepticon?" Bumblebee murmured, hiding behind Arcee.
"He has the Autobot badge," Arcee said, noting the red insignia on the tank's side. "Although I'm not sure if even he knows about it...."
Just as the tank was about to shoot again, two figures emerged from the castle. One was an elderly man with an over-sized coat and cap on, while the other was -- much to the Autobots' surprise -- a silver, human-sized robot carrying a video camera. Upon seeing the pair, the old man scowled.
"Bullocks! These aren't Autobots! They're just a bunch of kids! Go ahead and kill them, Bulldog."
"No, sir, they are Autobots," said the robot. "They're using holomatter avatars. Solid-light projections."
"Solid-light--? Oh, don't give me that crap!" The old man hit the robot on the head with his cane. "I can't believe you would waste my time like that. Honestly! I say you've earned yourself seventeen whippings!"
"Excuse me, sir?" Arcee stepped forward. The tank trained its turret on her. "Are you Sir Edmund Burton?"
The man glared at her. "What is it to you?"
"My name is Arcee. This is Bumblebee." She gestured at the yellow-dressed teen, who hesitantly waved. "We are indeed Autobots. We're simply using these avatars to better interact with humans."
Burton grunted. "Well, it's not working. I have no interest in interaction, especially with my own kind."
"Then perhaps this will better suit your needs."
At once, Arcee and Bumblebee's avatars vanished just as their alt modes drove up, followed by Rodimus, Ultra Magnus, Ratchet, Rewind, Tailgate, Bulkhead, Wheeljack, Cliffjumper and Smokescreen. Once all were gathered, they transformed to robot mode and stood before a slack-jawed Edmund Burton.
"Cogman?" he said to his servant.
"Yes, sir?" the robot replied, still recording everything.
"I think I'll have that lump of sugar now."
* * *
"Fantastic."
Crosshairs watched through the scope of his sniper rifle as the Decepticon ship landed lakeside in the Scottish Highlands. Once it had touched down, its ramp lowered to allow the five members of the D.J.D. to disembark, followed by a Mini-Con, a mutated turbofox, and an assortment of Vehicons.
"This complicates things," said Hound, crouched down next to him.
"No, really?" Crosshairs said snidely. "I mean, rogue 'Cons and beast-bots are one thing, but the D.J.D.? This is... this is way out of our league. This requires backup. Prime-level backup."
"I've been trying to get through to Autobot City but something's jamming me. I don't know what--"
"It must be Kaon," Crosshairs said, nodding to the crimson-colored Decepticon. "He's probably scrambling our signals. Maybe if I take him out--"
"Wait." Hound put a hand on the sniper's shoulder as he pointed down below. "Over there, behind Helex. Is that... is that who I think it is?"
Crosshairs adjusted his scope to get a better view and grimaced. "Okay," he muttered. "This just got personal."
* * *
"So this is Earth." Tarn sniffed in disgust as he observed the lush green mountains that surrounded the lake they had landed at. "I can't say I'm impressed."
"Your feelings on the world are irrelevant," said Shockwave, still standing at the entrance to the ship. "All that matters is that we locate the Fallen's Void Scepter. Then we can proceed with our plans."
Tarn glared at the mono-eyed Decepticon. "Where has he gone to anyway? If the Void Scepter is the only thing he needs from this world, then why is he not with us here to retrieve it?"
Shockwave regarded him evenly with his single yellow optic. "Why must you question the task you have been given? It is simple enough--"
"How can I trust him if he won't tell us the endgame of anything?" Tarn snapped, startling the others. "He sends us to fetch his toy while he flies off to spark knows where without explanation! How can he expect us to trust him?"
"You insist on hiding your face behind a mask," Shockwave replied. "Your name, appearance... everything about you is a lie, 'Tarn.' How can anyone expect to trust you?"
Tarn was silent for a long moment, glowering at Shockwave from behind his mask. The other Decepticons looked between the two, unsure of how things were going to go down between them. Nickel in particular was fully invested in the confrontation; she had never seen anyone stand up to Tarn the way Shockwave was now.
Then, to the surprise of everyone present, Tarn raised a hand to his mask... and removed it. The uncovered scarred face met Shockwave's gaze again, red optics blazing with hate.
"Fine," Tarn growled. "No more lies."
Turning around, he addressed the other Decepticons gathered, including his shocked teammates.
"When I joined the Decepticons, I was promised a new beginning. And I'm not talking about treatises and propaganda; no, Megatron himself pulled me aside, and told me that this," he gestured all around him, "would be a brand new start for me. And it was! I was given a new body, a new face. I was someone different now; no longer Glitch the Outlier, but Tarn the Decepticon.
"When I joined the D.J.D. -- became Tarn -- I thought to myself, 'this is it.' This is my destiny. I was Megatron's instrument of destruction, enforcer of his will. I was the face of the Decepticon Empire.
"But then... Megatron perished. The empire fell apart. My life, centered around a list of names, had become meaningless. My new beginning had reached its end... but who's to say it can't start again?
"I no longer have to be Tarn. I can finally become who I was meant to be."
Whirling back around, he pointed his fusion cannon at Shockwave and fired. The mono-eyed Decepticon vanished in an explosion of purple shrapnel.
"I am Damus. And this... this is our new beginning."