CHAPTER SIX
"Another Decepticon ship?"
"Looks like it, captain," Plummet said, looking over his monitor. "Can't determine the model, but it's carrying about twelve Decepticons."
"We're rounding them up like Porcineacons, aren't we?" Quickswitch commented, shifting in his seat. "Dispatch a Decepticon team to greet them. Assuage any suspicions they may have for the time being."
Plummet nodded as he did as ordered. "And the Alchemor sector? Have you decided what to do there?"
"I take it their generator is still out?"
"Yes, sir."
Quickswitch rubbed his chin. "The prisoners will have probably been freed... I doubt even Landslide will have been able to hold them off." He then waved a dismissive hand. "Disconnect them."
Plummet glanced back at him. "Are you sure, captain? What about Landslide's Headmaster operation."
"His 'operation' was a redundant one from the beginning. I'm through obliging him. Disconnect the Alchemor... and obliterate it."
* * *
Misfire was in love.
He had always had a thing for femmes -- something about their (usually) slender frames just got to him for some reason. But this one... this one had definitely just stolen his spark. It was the flames that did it for him, really.
He watched on in awe as Flamewar spread her flames throughout the lab, melting down all of its staff and equipment. The black copter-bot had somehow managed to sneak away while Landslide stood at the center of the room, surrounded by a circle of fire. He fixed his optics on the crazed Flamewar.
"You're not going to accomplish much by doing this," he growled. "Even if you manage to kill me, there is no way you'll be able to escape."
"Okay." Flamewar shrugged as she sauntered over to him, fire crackling at her fingertips. "Honestly, I didn't even plan that far ahead. Just for this moment."
She then burst into a hysterical laugh as she dug her servos into Landslide's chest. The technoist cried out in agony as heat seeped into his chassis, melting his internals. After a moment, Flamewar pulled out and let Landslide collapse. He writhed in pain for a moment before shutting off for good.
"That was hot," Misfire commented. "You're hot. I love you. Please marry me."
Flamewar turned to give him a bemused look before glancing over at Crankcase and Spinister, who were still standing in the doorway.
"He's with you, isn't he?"
"No," Crankcase said. "Never met him before in my life."
"Yeah, you could've just killed him too," Spinister said. "In fact, you can still do that. Right now. Go ahead. Please."
"Sorry, boys, but I'm kinda exhausted right now." Flamewar proceeded to free Misfire from his restraints before looking over to an orange mech laying nearby, his armor partially scorched. "What about that guy? Is he still alive?"
"That's my new friend," Misfire said, sitting up. "His name's Sentinel Prime."
"Uh...." Crankcase frowned. "Sentinel Prime's dead."
"I know, but that's what he calls himself."
"Great, another crazy," Flamewar muttered. "Maybe we were being held here for a reason...."
"Well, at this point, we might as well call ourselves something," Crankcase said. "Like, the Crazy Six or... the Sextuplets of Despair."
Misfire frowned. "But... there's only five of us."
"Well, we don't have to include the Autobot--"
"No, I mean... there's only five of us here. You two, me, Miss Hottie, and Sentinel."
"No, there's also Nitro--" Crankcase turned around, only to see that Nitro Zeus was no longer there. "--Zeus?"
"Nitro Zeus?" Misfire laughed. "Wow, and I thought 'Misfire' was--"
But before the magenta Decepticon could finish, the whole place began to shake violently, sending all four to the floor....
* * *
Ever since he had been imprisoned on this ship, Nitro Zeus had desired nothing more than freedom. But this was ridiculous.
He held on for dear life as the floor beneath him split open and the door he had been walking towards fell out of reach. Before he knew it, there was a sudden gust of wind and he was being flung out into space.
Is this karma? he wondered as he spiraled away. Does Primus really give so much of a scrap for those losers that he's punishing me for ditching them?
Naturally, his questions were left unanswered and he was left watching in silence as a large section of the massive vessel disconnected, forming another ship. As he watched the Alchemor float away aimlessly, he detected a flash of light occur on the rest of the vessel.
Standing there was a robot clad in black and silver armor with purple accents. A mask with blue slits concealed their face while a cannon adorned each arm. All in all, they looked like prime Decepticon material.
Accessing his internal radio, Nitro Zeus was able to patch a call to the mysterious stranger. "Hey, pal! Mind giving a fellow 'Con a hand? I've got an inhibitor claw on me and I can't--"
Before he could finish, the mech was gone in a flash of light.
"...Jerk."
* * *
Agonizer sat alone in the cargo hold of the Pack's ship, beaten and tired. The Monstercons hadn't exactly been gentle in their interrogation of him, and he still didn't know what they wanted from him. Something about a Talisman?
Truth be told, he had never really had that much of an interest in the so-called "artifacts of the Primes." Most of them tended to be useless trinkets like a quill or a mask or even a dumb old rock. It was laughable to even consider seeking them out.
But as of the last month or so, he had been put on the lookout for one artifact in particular: the Requiem Blaster. This had been at the request of his ever-so mysterious contact Omega Trion, who had supplied him with many items of interest over the last seven months.
Omega Trion had promised a great reward for procuring the Requiem Blaster. For Agonizer, it had been the opportunity of a life time... an opportunity that had just gone down the drain.
Agonizer hung his head in sorrow. He wondered if he would ever make it back to Troja Major, if he would ever be among his collection again. He had spent so many years acquiring it all. To lose it all just like that....
"Agonizer."
The former Decepticon snapped his head up and yellow optics beheld a large black figure standing over him. Although their face was concealed, Agonizer never forgot a body type and he smiled brightly.
"Omega Trion! Thank Primus you're here! The Requiem Blaster--"
"Is not here," Omega Trion intoned.
Agonizer's smile faltered. "Wh-what? But... it's just in the other room! Steel Jaw and his Pack have it--"
"Yes, they do," Omega Trion interjected. "But they are no longer here. They have left the ship with the Requiem Blaster."
"Then... then we shall go after them!" Agonizer said. "I may be a curator but I'm still a Decepticon soldier at spark! I can still...."
He trailed off as he felt something dig into his chassis. Looking down, he saw a spear had been plunged into his chest, its tip brushing against his spark. His eyes moved to the pair of hands that held the spear before following them up to stare back at Omega Trion.
"But... I... did as you...."
"Yes, you did," Omega Trion said. "You have thus outlived your usefulness."
He thrust the spear further and Agonizer's entire body spasmed before going limp.
"Enjoy your reward."