CHAPTER SIX
--Junkion--
"Honey, I'm home!"
Wreck-Gar jumped down from the ramp of his ship, leaving his crewmates to handle the cargo. Moving at a quick pace, he made his way towards the one he considered to be his life, his everything.
"Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?"
'Annie' wasn't actually her name, of course. As far as he knew, she didn't have a name, at least not one she was willing to share. As such, it was up to him to identify her, using assorted female names gathered from foreign broadcasts. She had yet to object to this practice, even smiling whenever he called her 'Nancy', which was what he called her most of the time. The only name that had so far brought out a negative response was 'Xeellmanophuia', so he made sure to never use it again.
She was certainly a mystery to him, which was precisely why he loved her. Every moment spent with her was like finding a puzzle piece and fitting it into the bigger picture. One day he would figure her out, and until the day she decided to leave him, he would cherish each moment like it was their last.
Nancy was sitting atop a pile of scrap, gazing at nothing. When Wreck-Gar reached her, she looked up at him with a bright smile on her face.
"Bosk loh," she said. Wreck-Gar wasn't sure what it meant, but it sounded like a greeting.
"Hello, it's me," he said in return, making a mental note to one day teach Nancy how to speak Junkion. "Look what I found!"
In his hands he held up a shimmering crystal, which Scrapheap had found during their salvage trip. The other Junkion hadn't wanted it for himself (and even if he had, Wreck-Gar would have taken it anyway) and so Wreck-Gar decided it would make a perfect gift for his sweetheart.
The look in her eyes did not disappoint him. "Ooh!" she swooned as she took the jewel. "Bhosh tosk yoshaa-laa! Foo yoo-aah!"
Wreck-Gar gave her his widest grin. "Don't mention it, darling. It's because I care."
Nancy got to her feet and moved over to hug him. However, before they could get romantic with each other, Wreck-Gar heard the pattering of feet and turned to see Arclight rushing up to him.
"Chief! Arrivals at twelve o'clock! She's a big one!"
It didn't take long for Wreck-Gar to see what he meant. Appearing in the sky was a massive white and black vessel. Going by its appearance -- a long, flat front section extending from a blocky rear -- he almost thought it could have been one of the fabled Titans. It matched the description Pinion would give them. But he knew that wasn't the case; the Titans were nowhere close to being real.
"Well, all righty then!" he said. "Let's get down to business!"
--The Tidal Wave--
"So... Axer, huh? Were all the better names taken?"
Axer did not break his stride, standing in front of the five Scavengers as he led them to the engine rooms. "Better than Misfire," he grunted.
"Oh, I don't know, I quite like my name," Misfire said. "It tells you a lot about me; not that any of it's good, mind you, but it gets the job done. But 'Axer?' I mean, where's your axe?"
Axer came to an abrupt stop and turned around. He curled his right hand into a fist before retracting it and replacing it with an axe. He waved it in front of Misfire's face, who was sufficiently intimidated.
"Here it is," the Star Seeker growled. "Pray that you never find it in your neck."
Misfire nodded vigorously. "Right. Got it. Axer. Great name. Wonderful name. Right up there with Sinnertwin and Slayride. Great name."
"Good. Now shut up." After putting away the axe, Axer continued down the hall, with the Scavengers close behind.
They eventually reached the engine rooms, which appeared to be deserted. However, a low growl could be heard coming from the shadows.
"Oh no, I see what this is," Misfire said. "This was a trap, I knew it. You're gonna feed us to some rabid Mecannibal you've been keeping."
"Please, I'm sure they are far less tedious ways of getting rid of you," Axer said. "However, I can't guarantee that he won't try to kill you. Or me. Or everyone else on this ship."
"What do you mean?" Krok asked. "Who is 'he?'"
Axer flipped on a switch and a dim light was cast over a cage placed in the center of the room. Inside the cage was a monstrous, hulking mech colored in dark brown and blue. Green eyes glowed from a face filled with silver vertically-rowed mandibles.
"What... in Mortilus' name... is that thing?" Crankcase asked.
"We call him the Hunter," Axer said. "I don't know where Cannonball found him, but he left me in charge of taking care of him. I must admit, I've had worse jobs...."
"Why is he called the Hunter?" Fulcrum asked.
"He has a keen sense for innermost energon and blood. When Cannonball wants a particular rival dead -- be they mechanical or organic -- he sends the Hunter after them."
"Don't tell me," Krok said. "You want to turn the Hunter on Cannonball, right?"
"If only it were that simple... and I so ambitious." Axer shook his head. "No, I'm not out to kill anyone -- at least not intentionally. My plan is that, once we reach Junkion, the five of you disable the engines so that we crash before landing. Then, when a party comes down to investigate, you let Hunter out of his cage and have him head for the bridge. Then you do exactly as I tell you to help me put him down before he kills Cannonball."
"And... this accomplishes what, exactly?" Crankcase asked.
"I get it," Krok said. "We save Cannonball's life, leaving him obligated to hold his end of the deal... but knowing him as well as I do, I doubt he's that honorable."
"Oh, he has his moments," Axer said. "And with me there, I'm sure I can persuade him to increase the reward."
Krok rubbed his chin, considering the plan. Fulcrum, on the other hand, had already made up his mind.
"Forget it," he said. "This is crazy and suicidal, not to mention just plain stupid. You said so yourself, that you can't be sure he'll try to kill us as well. What makes you think this'll work?"
Axer shrugged. "Hey, you don't want to do it, then fine. I'll just look for someone else to help me. But consider your options: do this and get rewarded or don't and get gypped. Seems like an obvious choice to me."
"I say count me in," Misfire said. "I mean, it can't be much worse than the D.J.D., right?"
Crankcase sighed apathetically. "Feh. Whatever."
Spinister looked confused. "Wait, I thought we were talking about mecannibals."
Krok nodded firmly. "Fine. We'll do it."
Fulcrum opened his mouth to object but thought better of it, knowing what he had to say would make no difference. "Yeah, sure, go ahead and count me in," he muttered.
"Glad to hear it," Axer said. "Now, let's get to work."
--Metroplex--
"I think we've landed."
Sitting in the cell Ginrai had thrown her in, Spacewarp did not glance at Foldspace at first and instead looked towards the guard standing at the end of the hall. Either the mech had not heard the Mini-Con or was doing a very good job of hiding the fact that he had.
Deciding to take her chances, Spacewarp looked at Foldspace and said quietly, "What do you propose we do?"
The old Mini-Con smirked. "What, so now you want to trust my old processor?"
"My options are a bit limited here. I'll take whatever I can get."
Foldspace rubbed his chin in thought. "Well, we could do what we did the last time we were someone's prisoners."
"You mean the Shi-Lai?" Spacewarp shook her head. "That won't work here. Those meatbags were more gullible than a protoform."
Foldspace spared a quick glance at the solitary guard outside. In a lower voice, he said, "You could also... you know."
"Too risky," Spacewarp responded firmly.
"How? There's only one of him, and he doesn't look anything special."
"I'm sure they've got more waiting, and who knows how many security cameras they've got."
Foldspace scoffed. "It's not like you're maximum priority or anything, no offense. Just blast yourself out and--"
"What's going on here?"
Spacewarp and her partner both looked to see the guard now standing right outside the cell, idly holding his axe.
"Anything you care to share with me?" he asked.
Spacewarp exchanged glances with Foldspace before smiling beneath her mouthplate. "Just a word of advice."
Before the guard had time to react, Foldspace leaped up and morphed into his alt mode. He then instantly fused with Spacewarp's arm, which unleashed a blast of energy that blew the cell open and sent the guard flying into a wall. Once the smoke had cleared, Spacewarp stepped out triumphantly.
"Never underestimate a girl and her Mini-Con."