CHAPTER NINE
--Cybertron, Iacon, two thousand years ago--
He was home free.
The robot that had once been Brainstorm's head ran as fast as his small legs could carry him towards the dueling Sentinel Prime and Trannis. As he ran, he could hear the ticking of the bomb he had built into his chest, made so that the explosion would consume both leaders and thus set in stone the new future he had set out to create.
Five minutes left. He was no more than ten feet away from the two fighters. In short time, he would be in range and--
Before he knew it, he was suddenly being picked up and lifted towards the air, moving further and further away from the ground. Soon, Sentinel and his opponent would be nothing but dots on the landscape....
After finally taking his eyes off the ground, the robot looked up to see that he was in the clutches of the probe bot he had seen with the Autobots. He struggled to release himself from her grip, but she simply tightened her hold.
"What do you think you're doing?!" he cried. "The bomb's about to go off any minute now! It'll kill us both!"
"I know," she said.
"Why do you throw away your life so recklessly? Or do you have nothing left to lose?"
"I do actually," she said, almost wistfully. "But I'll know I'll get it back soon enough, even after I die."
"What are you babbling about? Who do you think you are?"
"My name is EVE." She closed her eyes, at complete and utter peace with herself. "And I'm bringing back Eden."
The timer reached zero. He had no time to scream when the bomb went off.
* * *
WALL-E was still crying out EVE's name when Rodimus' team returned to the Lost Light, Brainstorm's headless body in tow. While it took Rung's gentle coaxing to quiet him, it did not stop his incessant shaking.
He had just seen the love of his life explode. It may have not been the EVE he had always known, but she was nonetheless EVE through and through. Even if she were to miraculously turn up alive right here and now, it would still be difficult for him to cope with what he had just witnessed.
As he stood there rattling, Rung still at his side, WALL-E watched as Rodimus walked up to Ultra Magnus and Perceptor. "Welp, we did it," the captain said. "We've stopped Brainstorm and--"
"Where's his head?" Ultra Magnus asked, concern etched across his face as he stared at the headless body.
"I'll get to that bit," Rodimus said. "Perceptor, any sign things have returned to normal?"
The scientist smiled. "As a matter of fact, yes. Seconds before you returned, the timeline started moving again and Earth is back on our radar."
Rodimus pumped his fist. "Awesome! Welcome back, status quo!"
"Perhaps we should go down to Earth and ensure that things are indeed restored," Rung suggested.
"Good point. Skids, you take WALL-E back down to Earth, and let us know if anything's changed. In the meantime, I'll need Ratchet to examine Brainstorm's body."
As the others-- including Rung-- started to leave, Skids beckoned to WALL-E, already heading for the shuttle bay. "Come on, buddy, let's get you home."
WALL-E started to follow Skids but was stopped by Chromedome, who got down to his knees to address the smaller robot.
"It was nice knowing you, WALL-E," the brown Autobot said. "I know we never got to talk much, but you seem like a very nice bot."
WALL-E shifted his treads modestly. Even if he still had his vocabulator, which had been damaged beyond repair earlier, he would still have no idea how to respond to such praise.
"Without you and EVE's help, we probably wouldn't have been able to stop Brainstorm," Chromedome went on. "For that, we're in your debt." He held out a finger for WALL-E to shake. "Well done."
Humbled, WALL-E shook the finger. He felt something tingle in the back of his head as he did-- almost as if he was suddenly forgetting something-- but pushed the thought aside as soon as Chromedome left, turning to follow Skids again.
* * *
"He's still alive."
"Seriously?" Rodimus looked flabbergasted as he watched Ratchet examine Brainstorm's body. "But... his head blew up. Sure, it was its own little 'bot, but wouldn't it have still have his brain module?"
"I'm no expert on how Headmaster technology works, but my guess is that he could have had his brain module relocated. I'd have to perform a full examination to find out where though."
"And if you do find it, what then?" Ultra Magnus asked. "We don't exactly have spare heads lying around, and there's no way we can communicate with him--"
"Ah, I beg to differ."
All three mechs moved with a start before staring in bewilderment at Brainstorm's body. It eventually dawned on Rodimus that the rogue Autobot was speaking via internal radio.
"Brainstorm?"
"Know any other geniuses?"
Ultra Magnus folded his arms. "Brainstorm, you do realize that you have a lot to answer for."
"Oh, I understand that much. Believe me, I do," Brainstorm said as he slowly sat up. "But wouldn't you agree that it would be far less discomforting to speak with me if I had my head back?"
"Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but we don't seem to have any spare heads lying around on this ship," Rodimus said dryly.
"Check my workshop. I should have one somewhere there."
The other Autobots gawked at him for this statement.
"Do you mean to tell me," Ultra Magnus said slowly, "that you've been keeping a spare head on this ship... all this time?"
"You really don't know anything about Headmasters, do you?" Brainstorm said.
An awkward silence followed this statement. Ratchet let out a huff to diffuse it. "Right then," the medic said. "I'll go fetch it and get it attached. You two stay and watch over him."
Once Ratchet had left, Rodimus turned back to Brainstorm and crossed his arms as well. "I look forward to hearing your explanation. You do realize the entire universe was hanging in the balance."
"I know."
"And you understand the consequences that would have had?" Ultra Magnus asked.
"Of course. It's the only reason I did it," Brainstorm said calmly. "Believe me, once you hear what I have to say... you will all wish you had let me pull the trigger."
"Know any other geniuses?"
Ultra Magnus folded his arms. "Brainstorm, you do realize that you have a lot to answer for."
"Oh, I understand that much. Believe me, I do," Brainstorm said as he slowly sat up. "But wouldn't you agree that it would be far less discomforting to speak with me if I had my head back?"
"Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but we don't seem to have any spare heads lying around on this ship," Rodimus said dryly.
"Check my workshop. I should have one somewhere there."
The other Autobots gawked at him for this statement.
"Do you mean to tell me," Ultra Magnus said slowly, "that you've been keeping a spare head on this ship... all this time?"
"You really don't know anything about Headmasters, do you?" Brainstorm said.
An awkward silence followed this statement. Ratchet let out a huff to diffuse it. "Right then," the medic said. "I'll go fetch it and get it attached. You two stay and watch over him."
Once Ratchet had left, Rodimus turned back to Brainstorm and crossed his arms as well. "I look forward to hearing your explanation. You do realize the entire universe was hanging in the balance."
"I know."
"And you understand the consequences that would have had?" Ultra Magnus asked.
"Of course. It's the only reason I did it," Brainstorm said calmly. "Believe me, once you hear what I have to say... you will all wish you had let me pull the trigger."
* * *
Skids smiled as he watched the happily-reunited WALL-E and EVE (the original one) embrace each other. From the latter's mild confusion at WALL-E's initial burst of enthusiasm upon seeing here, Skids figured that from everyone's perspective, WALL-E had only been gone for a second or two, and his absence was never noticed.
But whatever befuddlement EVE had was completely sapped away by WALL-E's euphoria as she gleefully spun him around. Skids then chuckled at WALL-E's stunned reaction from a spark-kiss given to him.
Seeing that everything was now back to normal, Skids turned to return to the shuttle... only for his foot to hit something on the ground. Thinking it was only a mere rock, he raised his foot to kick it away... until he looked down and saw what it actually was.
A briefcase.
A dozen questions running through his head, Skids regarded the object curiously before continuing his trek back to the ship.
EPILOGUE
--Iacon, Cycle 7814--
The explosion was bright enough for all to see. It was enough to distract Sentinel Prime from his fight with Trannis, who was now at the mercy of his Primax Blade. As Sentinel looked back down at the Decepticon leader, Trannis sneered at him.
"Is that all it takes? A fancy firework to distract you from finishing me?"
Sentinel smirked. "Not much of a distraction if killing you was not my intent."
Trannis' expression became a confused one. "What?"
Putting his blade away, Sentinel offered his hand to his life-long arch-nemesis. "Care for a little talk? I'm sure we can find a more cordial end to this war."
--Tarn, Cycle 8114--
"Take it easy, pal. Let your optics adjust for a moment."
Blue optical sensors flickered for a moment before taking on a permanent glow. The red and black mech began to take in its surroundings: white walls, bright lights, a gray and blue mech, a red and black femme....
His gaze landed on the latter. Right away, he felt some sort of connection to her; like he was supposed to know her.
Smiling sweetly, she said, "Hello there. My name is Hydra. I shall be your caretaker. And you would be...?"
"Optronix," he said quietly. "I am Optronix."
--Earth, the distant future--
Blue optical sensors came to life. Voices rang in his audio receptors.
"Ee-vah, look!"
"I see!"
Ee-vah. What kind of a name was that?
"Auttto... Auttto-bbb--"
"Autobot."
Suddenly, he bolted up in a sitting position and the two robots who had come across him instantly backed away, one of them pointing an arm gun of sorts at him. He paid no heed to this as he tried to speak.
"Eee... Eee-vvv--"
The white robot with the gun responded to this, putting the weapon away while adopting a kinder look. "EVE?"
He nodded. Apparently it had been a mispronunciation.
A small, cube-shaped robot poked his head out from behind EVE and regarded the strange 'bot curiously. "Waaalll-Eeee," he finally said.
"WALL-E?" the Autobot repeated.
WALL-E nodded eagerly before pointing to him. "Naaame?"
He thought for a moment. When he had awoken, he could have sworn there had been a name floating in his mind. Dyon? Pion? No, it was... it was...
"Dion," he said. "My name is Dion."
--Cybertron, an alternate future--
"Have you relocated him to someplace more secure?" the tall, cloaked mech said as he strode down the corridor, the white and blue scientist walking briskly to catch up with him.
"No, One-of-Twelve, sir, but we did remove his transformation cog upon making the discovery," Quark replied. "I know it's an act of blasphemy--"
"But a permissible one, given what is at stake here," the Convener of the Functionist Council finished. "You should be commended, Quark, for solving a puzzle that has been frustrating us for so many centuries."
Quark smiled, humbled. "Thank you, sir, but it is not I you should be thanking." As if on cue, another mech joined them, carrying a vacuum machine. "It was Sweep here who made the discovery. He was granted a moment of insight whilst cleaning the prisoner's cell. Since he is janitorial class, I was wondering if you could...."
One-of-Twelve turned to Sweep and pressed two fingers to the janitor bot's forehead. "By the power bestowed upon me by the Functionist Council, I declare you alt mode exempt. You are hereby reclassified and shall be venerated accordingly. Now get back to work."
While the janitor bot left, One-of-Twelve and Quark arrived at the cell and the former unlocked the door. Leaving the scientist behind, the Convener strode down the narrow bridge that separated the suspended mech from the rest of the world. Upon coming within a few feet of the skinny orange mech, One-of-Twelve greeted him with a mock bow.
"All hail the Useless One. That is what they call you now, isn't it?"
The prisoner said nothing, his expression blank.
One-of-Twelve lifted his single optic at him. "Except that moniker is no longer fitting now, is it? We have figured out what you turn into...." With those words, he drew a gun from his cloak, pointing it at the prisoner's head. "And it is the very last thing we want."
"Knowing what one turns into doesn't tell you what they are for," the hanging mech replied. "But thanks to you, I now know what my purpose is."
A smile started to break out on his face, broadening with each word he spoke. "If you pull that trigger, it's the beginning of the end. So go on: shoot me. Blow my head to smithereens. Tear my spark out and crush it between your fingers. Then you can sit back and relax... while your empire crumbles beneath your feet."
A tense silence descended upon the room. One-of-Twelve remained still and silent while the one known as Rung simply grinned at him.
"What are you waiting for?" he said tauntingly. "Squeeze."
WHEN TIME RUNS OUT: CONCLUDED