THE HARVESTER, PART 2: LEGEND
(Opens up with Optimus and a team of Autobots returning to the Harvester device in Egypt)
Optimus Prime: Here we are; there it is. Wheeljack, analyze it.
Wheeljack: Well, it's older than Kup, that's for sure.
Gears: You shoulda' seen all of the weirdos in there!
Optimus Prime: Quiet, Gears. Prowl, Jazz, Wheeljack, come with me inside.
(Meanwhile, at Decepticon HQ)
Megatron: Decepticons! It is time for us to strike! Follow me!
(The Decepticons transform and head for Egypt. Once there, Ironhide is the first to detect them)
Ironhide: I'm gettin' a reading!
Skywarp: You first, 'cracker! [That's not nice]
Thundercracker: If you insist.
(The blue Seeker begins unleashing sonic booms while Ironhide and the Autobots fire at him)
Ironhide: Decepticons!
Thundercracker: Is that your best shot?
Sideswipe: Shut up!
Sunstreaker: I think it's jet judo time!
Thundercracker: No! Not that!
(The Autobot twins jump onto the Seeker, who tries in vain to shake them off)
Thundercracker: Arrgh! Get off!
(Meanwhile, Blitzwing converts to tank mode and fires at the other Autobots)
Blitzwing: You're goin' down, Auto-butts!
Ratchet?: "Auto-butts"? C'mon, you can do better than that!
Blitzwing: Shut up!
Soundwave: Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, eject. Operation: Autobot Annihilation!
(Laserbeak and Buzzsaw launch from Soundwave's chest and attack the Autobots. Meanwhile, inside the temple with Optimus, Jazz, Prowl, and Wheeljack....)
Jazz: Door's melted shut.
Optimus Prime: Hmm. Stand back.
(Optimus blasts the door open and the four Autobots go inside the chamber, with more Pyramid Guardians following them) [The Pyramid Guardians, again, resemble Movie Decepticons]
Prowl: I hear something....
Optimus Prime: So do I....
Not-Long Haul: Halt! You dare return to the Temple of Primes?
Not-Mixmaster: You shall not leave alive!
Not-Long Haul: State your name and business... not that it matters.
Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime, leader of-
Not-Long Haul: You hold the name of Prime?!
Not-Mixmaster: Great Matrix!
Optimus Prime: Yes, I am-
Not-Long Haul: Say no more, master!
Not-Rampage: You and your comrades may enter the Temple's main chamber.
Not-Mixmaster: Farewell, Master Prime.
Optimus Prime: Right.... (The Autobots enter the chamber)
Prowl: Oh, my....
Jazz: Whoa.
Optimus Prime: By Primus....
Wheeljack: I'm gonna cry.
(Before them stand giant statues of the first Thirteen, though one of them stands taller than the rest)
Optimus Prime: Prima, the first Transformer... ever.
Prowl: And the source of this thing's power, no doubt....
(Outside, back at the battle, Megatron punches Ironhide's lights out while the other Autobots lay defeated)
Megatron: Shall we enter this pyramid?
(Inside)
Not-Long Haul: Halt! You shall not pass!
(Megatron casually blasts the Pyramid Guardian, killing him. Inside the main chamber)
SFX: Boom! Boom!
Jazz: I hear something... and it doesn't sound cool.
(The Decepticons enter) Megatron: Mind if I drop in?
Optimus Prime: Megatron! I thought you were dead!
Megatron: I got better. Decepticons, attack!
(Meanwhile, Nova Prime and his buddies prepare to activate the Harvester)
Jhiaxus: They're still in there.
Nova Prime: No matter. It can't wait. Begin the Expansion!
(Back inside the Temple, Optimus and co. face off against the Decepticons)
Optimus Prime: I should have finished you a long time ago!
Megatron: You say that now, but would you have said that back then, Prime? Would you have said that six million years ago? Would you, Prime?
Optimus Prime: I....
(Suddenly, the Temple trembles as the Harvester activates. Outside, Nova Prime and his minions surround the device as it shoots towards Earth's sun)
Nova Prime: Yes! YES! IT'S BEGUN!
(Inside the Temple, the ceiling begins to collapse. Again.)
Optimus Prime: What's going on?!
Jazz: Let's scurry, dawgs! [Yes. He said "dawgs". I hope I never have to type that again]
(The Autobots do so and both factions retreat from the Temple)
Megatron: Retreat!
Optimus Prime: Move out!
Nova Prime: Excellent.... [He says that a lot, doesn't he?]
(Later, back at the Autobot base/Ark)
Jazz: Optimus, reports say that that device thing stopped. That was the weirdest thing in my life!
Optimus Prime: Yes... it was.
(At the Nemesis) Megatron: Reflector, start the engines! We're leaving!
(The Decepticon warship launches from Earth and returns to Cybertron, where Shockwave awaits them. Meanwhile, in the Dead Universe....)
Nova's Master: I have waited far too long. Go.
Nova Prime: Yes, master!
To be continued [Yes, the ending made no sense whatsoever]
Blitzwing: Shut up!
Soundwave: Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, eject. Operation: Autobot Annihilation!
(Laserbeak and Buzzsaw launch from Soundwave's chest and attack the Autobots. Meanwhile, inside the temple with Optimus, Jazz, Prowl, and Wheeljack....)
Jazz: Door's melted shut.
Optimus Prime: Hmm. Stand back.
(Optimus blasts the door open and the four Autobots go inside the chamber, with more Pyramid Guardians following them) [The Pyramid Guardians, again, resemble Movie Decepticons]
Prowl: I hear something....
Optimus Prime: So do I....
Not-Long Haul: Halt! You dare return to the Temple of Primes?
Not-Mixmaster: You shall not leave alive!
Not-Long Haul: State your name and business... not that it matters.
Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime, leader of-
Not-Long Haul: You hold the name of Prime?!
Not-Mixmaster: Great Matrix!
Optimus Prime: Yes, I am-
Not-Long Haul: Say no more, master!
Not-Rampage: You and your comrades may enter the Temple's main chamber.
Not-Mixmaster: Farewell, Master Prime.
Optimus Prime: Right.... (The Autobots enter the chamber)
Prowl: Oh, my....
Jazz: Whoa.
Optimus Prime: By Primus....
Wheeljack: I'm gonna cry.
(Before them stand giant statues of the first Thirteen, though one of them stands taller than the rest)
Optimus Prime: Prima, the first Transformer... ever.
Prowl: And the source of this thing's power, no doubt....
(Outside, back at the battle, Megatron punches Ironhide's lights out while the other Autobots lay defeated)
Megatron: Shall we enter this pyramid?
(Inside)
Not-Long Haul: Halt! You shall not pass!
(Megatron casually blasts the Pyramid Guardian, killing him. Inside the main chamber)
SFX: Boom! Boom!
Jazz: I hear something... and it doesn't sound cool.
(The Decepticons enter) Megatron: Mind if I drop in?
Optimus Prime: Megatron! I thought you were dead!
Megatron: I got better. Decepticons, attack!
(Meanwhile, Nova Prime and his buddies prepare to activate the Harvester)
Jhiaxus: They're still in there.
Nova Prime: No matter. It can't wait. Begin the Expansion!
(Back inside the Temple, Optimus and co. face off against the Decepticons)
Optimus Prime: I should have finished you a long time ago!
Megatron: You say that now, but would you have said that back then, Prime? Would you have said that six million years ago? Would you, Prime?
Optimus Prime: I....
(Suddenly, the Temple trembles as the Harvester activates. Outside, Nova Prime and his minions surround the device as it shoots towards Earth's sun)
Nova Prime: Yes! YES! IT'S BEGUN!
(Inside the Temple, the ceiling begins to collapse. Again.)
Optimus Prime: What's going on?!
Jazz: Let's scurry, dawgs! [Yes. He said "dawgs". I hope I never have to type that again]
(The Autobots do so and both factions retreat from the Temple)
Megatron: Retreat!
Optimus Prime: Move out!
Nova Prime: Excellent.... [He says that a lot, doesn't he?]
(Later, back at the Autobot base/Ark)
Jazz: Optimus, reports say that that device thing stopped. That was the weirdest thing in my life!
Optimus Prime: Yes... it was.
(At the Nemesis) Megatron: Reflector, start the engines! We're leaving!
(The Decepticon warship launches from Earth and returns to Cybertron, where Shockwave awaits them. Meanwhile, in the Dead Universe....)
Nova's Master: I have waited far too long. Go.
Nova Prime: Yes, master!
To be continued [Yes, the ending made no sense whatsoever]
FEATURED CHARACTERS
Autobots: Bumblebee, Gears, Ironhide, Jazz, Mirage, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Ratchet?, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Wheeljack
Decepticons: Blitzwing, Buzzsaw, Laserbeak, Megatron, Reflector, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker
Others: Jhiaxus, Nova Prime, Nova's Master, Nova's Minions, Pyramid Guardians
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