GRINDCORE
(Starts out in space, at a moon station designated Moonbase-21. There, Autobots Camshaft, Downshift, and Salvage are hanging out (no idea why I didn't include Overdrive))
Camshaft: Seems like we're done here.
Salvage: Good! My back pistons are aching!
Camshaft: All right, let me call H.Q.
(Nearby, a purple portal opens and Grindcore steps out)
Grindcore: Hnn...
(Back at Moonbase-21, Camshaft finishes his call with headquarters)
Camshaft: Okay, guys! Let's go!
(Suddenly, Grindcore pops out of nowhere and punches Camshaft's lights out)
Camshaft: Whoa!
Salvage: Hey! Who do you think you are?!
Grindcore: I am Grindcore. (Transforms into a front-end loader and fires at Salvage) Remember it!
Downshift: Camshaft, get to the ship!
(A blast narrowly misses Camshaft)
Camshaft: Ahh!
Grindcore (returning to robot mode): You aren't going anywhere!
(He fires his weapon and destroys the Autobot ship)
Camshaft: Wh-what do you want?!
Grindcore: Your life!
Downshift: Oh, no, you don't!
(He and Salvage hit the assailant in the back) Grindcore: Garr!
Downshift: Tell us why you're here!
Grindcore: Why should I tell you?
(He then shoots Downshift in the face and takes off)
Grindcore: I've had enough!
Camshaft: Downshift, contact H.Q.
Downshift: Right.
(On Cybertron, at Iacon Headquarters)
Ultra Magnus: Ultra Magnus here. What is it?
Downshift (videoscreen): We've been attacked by someone named Grindcore. And our ship's toast.
Ultra Magnus: I'll send help ASAP.
Downshift: Thanks. Downshift, out.
(Elsewhere, on the Decepticon warship Revenge)
Demolishor: Sir? We're here.
Soundblaster: Excellent.
(Yeah, that was random. Back at Moonbase-21, an Autobot ship arrives, commanded by Metalhawk)
Metalhawk: This is Captain Metalhawk. You guys ready to go?
Camshaft: Obviously! Let's go!
(As the three Autobots board the ship, Grindcore watches from afar)
Grindcore: Hrn. Might as well finish what I started.
(On the ship) Camshaft: We're ready sir.
Metalhawk: Excellent. Over-Run, get the engines running.
(As the ship begins to take off, Grindcore jumps onto it and begins to tear his way in)
Downshift: Not good!
(Grindcore punches a hole in and Camshaft's unit and the ship's crew begin shooting at him)
Ironfist: Let's bring him down!
(Grindcore begins slaughtering generics until Metalhawk appears out of nowhere, punches him, and then restrains him with stasis cuffs)
Grindcore: Slag.
(On Earth, Optimus' team is contacted by Ocean City (no idea where that is))
Ocean City operative: This is Ocean City to Ark. Do you copy?
Optimus Prime: Affirmative.
Ocean City operative: Good. Metalhawk has news.
Metalhawk: Prime, I've captured this being named Grindcore. I'll be taking him to the prison on Beta-84.
Ocean City operative: Besides that, Prime, we have bigger news.
Optimus Prime: What is it?
Ocean City person: We... have a transmission...
[Note: the following may or may not have any relevance at all to future issues]
???: Autobots! This is your only warning!
Drivespeed: This is Drivespeed! We've been-!
???: Silence!
Drivespeed: Most of my team is de-
???: I SAID SILENCE! You weaklings shall bow before-
Drivespeed: I've sent a reinforcement!
???: YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE ME! FOR I AM THE EXODIAN!
(On an unidentified world, we see a strange being standing over Drivespeed's dead body)
Exodian: Let that be a reminder....
To be continued [Oh, I wish. For some reason, I never returned to the Exodian again. Whatever he is]
FEATURED CHARACTERS
Autobots: Camshaft, Downshift, Drivespeed, Ironfist, Metalhawk, Optimus Prime, Salvage, Ultra Magnus
Decepticons: Demolishor, Soundblaster
Others: Exodian, Grindcore
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