NEW RECRUITS
(Opens up with two meteors entering the solar system and crash landing on Earth. One scans a fire truck while the other a sports car)
Smolder: Smolder, online. Fastrun, let's go.
Fastrun: Way ahead of ya'!
Smolder: Smolder to the Nemesis. Fastrun and I have arrived.
Starscream (presumably): Nemesis to Smolder. Excellent, prepare for our arrival. [The Nemesis is in space, presumably returning from Cybertron after Atha Prime's defeat]
(Meanwhile, at the Autobot base (the Ark), Optimus Prime is briefing two new recruits: Breakaway and Jolt)
Optimus Prime: Welcome to Earth, you two. You are to be trained as skilled warriors to defeat the Decepticons. There are no failures in the Autobot ranks. Everyone has a purpose. Breakaway, you'll be trained by Jetfire. Jolt, you'll be trained by Prowl and Ratchet. Any questions?
Breakaway: One, sir. When do we blow something up?
(Meanwhile, Smolder and Fastrun are driving up to the Autobot base)
Smolder: Fastrun, now!
Fastrun: Thought you'd never ask!
(Fastrun converts into robot mode, chuckling. Inside the Ark, the Autobot base shakes)
Optimus Prime: What the-?!
Fastrun (shooting at the Ark): Come on out, Autobots! Heh-heh-heh!
Optimus Prime: Autobots, roll out! (The Autobots head off to confront the two Decepticons)
Fastrun: What are you waiting for, losers-
(Ironhide shoots him square in the chest) Fastrun: Wah!
Ironhide: You rang?
(Smolder transforms into his robot mode, while his little buddy Chopster converts into an axe)
Smolder: Well... this should be fun.
(Smolder flings Chopster at Ironhide and the Mini-Con attempts to tackle him. Good luck, twerp.)
Chopster: Roar! [He mostly just speaks in gibberish throughout]
Ironhide: Eh? What the AllSpark...?
(Ironhide throws the little twerp down to the ground. Meanwhile, Fastrun is firing at Sideswipe and Ratchet)
Fastrun: Rarrgh!
(Sideswipe fires at the 'con, somehow cleaving his arm off)
Fastrun: Aw, slag! (He then gets shot again in the face) Primus' spark!
Breakaway: Aw, yeah!
Jolt: This is gonna rock!
Ironhide: Are you crazy?! You haven't even finished training!!
Jolt: Er... (transforms into car mode) Sorry. Can't hear you.
Smolder: Typical. Rookies.
Breakaway (shooting at him): And what's that supposed to mean?!
Smolder (easily blocking the attack): Hrn...
(Jolt uses his magnetic powers to remove Chopster from Smolder's grasp and begins using the Decepticon's own axe)
Jolt: Awesome!
Smolder: Grrr!
(Smolder punches Jolt in the face) Smolder: Fastrun, head to the rendezvous point!
Fastrun: Right!
Smolder (retrieving Chopster and converting to alt mode): I've had enough. We shall meat again.
Jolt: Aww...
Breakaway: Dang.
(Elsewhere, the Nemesis arrives on Earth and lands in a deserted, unspecified area. Inside, Starscream speaks to the Decepticons, which includes Smolder and Fastrun among its numbers)
Starscream: Well, Decepticons, it's been agreed that, when our leader is absent, the next in command takes charge.
Diagnostic Drone (from last issue): Er, Starscream?
Starscream: Not now, you stupid-
(A familiar looking hand taps the Seeker on the shoulder) Starscream: Eh?
(Starscream turns around to see Megatron, alive and well, rebuilt into his G2 body) Starscream: *gulp*
Megatron: I don't think so. Decepticons... we have work to do.
(Meanwhile, a mysterious figure speaks with Jhiaxus)
???: Jhiaxus. Orders?
Jhiaxus: Ah, yes. Our master wishes you to go to Earth.
???: Earth, eh?
(The figure is revealed to be Grindcore, based on his Movie toy (but his characters is based on IDW's take))
Grindcore: Consider it done.
To be continued....
FEATURED CHARACTERS
Autobots: Breakaway, Ironhide, Jolt, Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Sideswipe
Decepticons: Chopster, Fastrun, Megatron, Shockwave, Skywarp, Smolder, Soundwave, Starscream
Others: Grindcore, Jhiaxus
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