ENEMIES OF THE THIRD KIND
(Opens up at the Nemesis on Earth, with Megatron speaking to his fellow Decepticons)
Megatron: Decepticons, I present you our new reinforcements, to make up for Smolder and Fasrtun's failure: General Incinerator, Blackout, Grindor, and Barricade. We shall now begin!
[Wow. Quickest character introduction ever]
(Meanwhile, Jetfire is flying through the sky while monologue-ing)
Jetfire (monologue): I am Jetfire, Autobot Sub-Commander. Times are uneasy; despite Megatron's death [Autobots don't know he's back], the 'cons are growing stronger. We've split up into two groups... but that won't help much. I guess we'll just-
(Suddenly, someone shoots him!)
Jetfire: Whoa!
"Decepticon Sniper": Got him.
Barricade: Good. Stay here while I get Ramjet and Skywarp.
(Jetfire transforms and lands in front of the sniper) Jetfire: What the heck?!
Sniper: You're going down, Auto-brat!
Jetfire: I don't think so!
(Jetfire throws one of his arm blades at the sniper, killing him. At that moment, Barricade returns with Ramjet and Skywarp)
Barricade: Now!
Ramjet: It's rammin' time!
Jetfire: Bring it on, Deceptic-creep!
(Ramjet charges towards Jetfire, cone-head-first) Ramjet: Rargh!
(Jetfire shoots Ramjet, sending him back) Ramjet: Whoa!
(Skywarp flies up and shoots at Jetfire) Skywarp: Die, Autobot!
(Meanwhile, Barricade is... doing absolutely nothing) Barricade: Blackout, hurry up with the energon!
Blackout: I'm on it!
(Jetfire defeats Skywarp and turns his attention to Barricade) Jetfire: Barricade!
Barricade: Eh? Hmph. Blackout, now!
(Blackout transforms and hands his cargo to his brother) Blackout: Grindor, take the cubes! You dare challenge us, Autobot? (He deploys his rotor-blade thing) So be it....
(Elsewhere, the Revenge arrives at an unidentified location)
Crankcase: Soundblaster, sir? We're ready to land.
Soundblaster: Excellent. Let's move.
(Soon, the Decepticon crew descend and explore the moon/planet/whatever)
Demolishor: I don't see anything sir.
Hardtop (via communicator): Uh, Demolishor?
Demolishor: Yeah, Hardtop? (The connection goes out) Hardtop?!
(We see a mysterious figure, wielding a sword, standing over Hardtop's dead body. Said figure then approaches Demolishor)
Demolishor: Sir! Sir! Th-there is-! Help!
(The figure stabs Demolishor, killing him)
Soundblaster: Demolishor? Hardtop? Come in!
(A bunch of nasty-looking robots surround him)
Soundblaster: Oh....
(The mysterious robots attack Soundblaster, who uses wicked, unnatural powers to kick their butts. Once he's done, another figure appears behind him)
???: Welcome back, Soundblaster....
(Soundblaster turns to look at the newcomer) Soundblaster: Nova....
Nova Prime: It's been millions of years, hasn't it, old friend?
Soundblaster: Nova, what happened to you?
Nova Prime: I happened. After I left Cybertron, I found this place- the Dead Universe- during my quest. After a millennium of planning, I am now ready to unleash my new-found powers! Join me, Soundblaster, and the galaxy shall be ours! What do you say?
(While Soundblaster mulls over the offer, we return to Earth, where Jetfire is fighting Blackout)
Blackout: Grr... you pile of scrapmetal! (He pushes Jetfire back) You shall die!
Jetfire: I wouldn't count on it!
(He fires a rocket at Blackout, but instead of hitting the large Decepticon, he hits a purple shield...thingy.)
Jetfire: What the-?!
Mysterious Voice: Fools... you waste your time!
(Suddenly, a Transformer who is Totally-Not-Sideways appears)
Jetfire: Wh-who are you?
Totally-Not-Sideways: My name matters not. My information does. Dark times are ahead. The Expansion is underway. And you are not prepared. That is all I must say. Farewell.
(And then poof! He's gone! Anyway, back to Soundblaster....)
Nova Prime: What shall it be, Soundblaster?
Soundblaster: No.
Nova Prime: No? Well, if you say so....
(Nova then begins to electrocute Soundblaster while the Revenge's crew watches)
Crankcase: Boss?
Sky Shadow: There's nothing we can do. Let's move!
(With that, Soundblaster's men flee. Later on, we see Nova Prime speaking with his master)
Nova Prime: What is it, master?
Nova's Master: I am growing weak, Nova. Soon, you must take my place. You must start the Expansion soon, before it happens. My brothers are searching for me. If you start the Expansion, they won't succeed. You are Cybertron's last hope, Nova... make them proud.
To be continued
FEATURED CHARACTERS
Autobots: Jetfire
Decepticons: Barricade, Blackout, Crankcase, Demolishor, Grindor, Hardtop, Incinerator, Megatron, Ramjet, Sky Shadow, Skywarp, "Sniper", Soundblaster
Others: Nova Prime, Nova's Master, Totally-Not-Sideways
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