Monday, October 2, 2017

The Transformers, Issue 65: Earth, Chapter Eight

Oh boy, this issue. Ugh... let's just... let's just get this over with.
FALLEN HERO, PART 3
    (On Earth, Megastorm is driving around in tank mode)

    Irontread?: (on comm) So boss, what do we do? I mean... to find the key.

    (Megastorm ignores him as he comes across a whole bunch of Dark Energon)

    Megastorm: Jackpot. Power... unlimited power... and it's mine. All mine! [yay for you]

    (On Cybertron, Soundwave unleashes his minions at Bumblebee)

    Soundwave: Buzzsaw, eject. Operation: Elimination.

    (Buzzsaw launches out, only to be shot down by Glyph)

    Bumblebee: Glyph?!

    Glyph: Bumblebee... (she falls over, revealing Bludgeon to be standing behind)

    Soundwave: Bludgeon. Do not kill the Autobot.

    Bludgeon: Why not? You're not my leader. [wah! you're not my real dad!]

    Soundwave: No, but the Fallen is.

    Bludgeon: The Fallen? Where did he come into place?!

    Soundwave: He has returned to take Megatron's place.

    Bludgeon: And what makes you think he'll be any better than Megatron?

    Soundwave: You dare insult Megatron?! [...no? He was talking about the Fallen]

    Bludgeon: Yes, I dare. Problem? [okay never mind then] Now to claim my kill.

    Soundwave: No.

    (He and Bludgeon fight while Bumblebee runs over to Glyph)

    Bumblebee: Glyph, you okay?

    Glyph: I'll manage...

    Bumblebee: I... wanted to tell you something. [oh boy here we go] I... I love you. [ugh]

    (Back with Bludgeon and Soundwave)

    Bludgeon: You blind fool! Following equally blind leaders.

    Soundwave: You are wrong. Megatron: superior. Bludgeon: inferior. (And he unleashes ALL of his cassettes!)

    (Back on Earth, with the Primes)

    Necros Prime: Well, this is interesting.

    Nova Prime: You really thought I'd stay as your servant?

    Necros Prime: More like I'm surprised your mind could think of fully reviving yourself.

    Nova Prime: Well, surprise.

    Thunderwing: Matrix. (He transforms and flies off) Must find the Matrix. Wherever it is.

    (Back on Cybertron, Bludgeon is cutting down Soundwave and his cassettes while taunting him)

    Bludgeon: Weak! Puny! Trash! [Booger brain! Poopoo diaper baby! Pinhead! Furball!] Now to end this once and--

    (And then Beachcomber throws his water at Bludgeon, which is somehow enough)

    (Then Bumblebee and Glyph kiss)

    (And that's it)

    (Seriously)

    To be continued [SERIOUSLY! THAT'S THE END OF THIS ARC! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY SEVEN-YEARS-AGO SELF!]
FEATURED CHARACTERS
    Autobots: Beachcomber, Bumblebee, Glyph
    Decepticons: Beastbox, Bludgeon, Buzzsaw, the Fallen, Frenzy, Laserbeak, Ratbat, Ravage, Rumble, Soundwave, Squawktalk
    Others: Necros Prime, Nova Prime, Thunderwing

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